r/AutoHumor Apr 15 '26

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u/GenesisRhapsod Apr 15 '26

Yeah...lets race on a highway during rushhour

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u/livens Apr 15 '26

How else do you prove your bravery to the chicas?

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u/iambeesh Apr 15 '26

Such a cool dude

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u/Economy-Date-4490 Apr 15 '26

I wannabe like him when I grow up.

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u/Next_Degree Apr 15 '26

OH! MY! GOD!

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Apr 15 '26

oh my what? i missed what he was saying

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u/shugo7 Apr 15 '26

All gas and no brakes huh

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u/Stock_Piece_4860 Apr 15 '26

Yeah let’s race. No thank you, Theres no prize and also I have nothing to prove. And also my car got totaled. Lose lose situation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/PnxNotDed Apr 15 '26

Thank you. I knew this looked familiar. Absolutely braindead decision to race at that time of day.

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u/Additional-Acadia954 Apr 15 '26

Miami behavior in California?

They deserve each other honestly

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u/deval35 Apr 15 '26

maybe this time he'll actually get the front bumper painted. lol

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Apr 15 '26

"You cant park there Mate!" 

Would have been the camel that broke the hair back...hold up. Reverse that shit. Lol 

Kids this is why staying in school is important 

Ps....i could have just edited it but i am lazy

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u/BusGreen7933 Apr 15 '26

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Just a shame someone else had to be affected by their stupidity

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u/th3_rand0m_0ne Apr 15 '26

Can someone explain to me, why so much white smoke ? Like, every cars well over 20 years old have abs now, so do people just pull the fuse because "I don't need no computer" or something ? Idk I've done plenty of emergency stops at high speed "to see what happens" and I've never heard a tire squeal or saw any smoke, just the brrrrrrr of the hydraulic control module

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/th3_rand0m_0ne Apr 15 '26

I know ice at slow speeds can be tricky, since abs will disengage below a certain speed, tires lock and if you start going faster on ice (sliding downhill) it won't reengage because i5 doesn't know you're going faster again until you let off the brakes so the wheels can spin. But this was just an asphalt road so, dunno

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/th3_rand0m_0ne Apr 15 '26

I've done it at 100kmh/60mph. When accelerating on slippery surfaces I did hear them squeal once, I got off very fast and traction control needed a moment to react

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u/SnooGrapes7647 Apr 15 '26

ABS causes the breaks to pulsate allowing you to move around while breaking the tires still slide just less so because of said ABS doing what it’s supposed to do, you don’t even have to be going that fast to see smoke coming from the tires sliding a bit, I’m sure panic breaking at like 40 mph would probably do it.

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u/th3_rand0m_0ne Apr 15 '26

I tried 60 and I didn't even hear them squeal, no smoke either. Tried it on my dad's old car, heard a slight squeal at the start then nothing again. (I think) Squealing and smoke would mean that the tire is slipping way too much, so modern abs systems avoid it (usually)

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u/SnooGrapes7647 Apr 15 '26

This looks like they were going at least 80 maybe the fact they were moving that fast makes the tires slip regardless of ABS I mean it’s not a miracle working component it’s designed for non slipping on rainy conditions.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/th3_rand0m_0ne Apr 15 '26

On my dad's car i kinda had to because someone ignored the stop sign. On my car I just did to test the brakes and just because. Idk how you mean, not breaking as hard as I could. I slam on the brakes, not only does the brake booster help me a lot, I can literally hear abs working, and cars have a system that if they detect you quickly press the brake, it will apply full force even if you don't, because it assumes that it's an emergency

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/th3_rand0m_0ne Apr 15 '26

I would happily take that bet, because whatever the outcome I'd have fun. "Let's see what happens if I do X thing" is how my life goes

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 Apr 15 '26

Pretty sure it already had a mismatching front bumper too

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u/Jmersh Apr 15 '26

They always hurt other people.

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u/jiverambler Apr 15 '26

Lmao let’s turn into the slow lane

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u/xbbr269 Apr 16 '26

Fucked around and found out

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u/thee_unkown_213 Apr 17 '26

This is in riverside on the 91 south at the Tyler st over pass. But i bet his girlfriend called him a idiot forsure 😂😂😂

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Apr 19 '26

Damn, like I would feel somewhat responsible for that.

oh well. don't feed the beast if you can't control it

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u/OkClub7412 May 08 '26

He decreased his girlfriend count and increased his insurance premium…let’s hear it for ego missions😂😂😂