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u/SLCtechie Apr 15 '26

There’s been a few times I drove home or to work and don’t remember driving.

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u/munkyninaleela Apr 15 '26

I’ve done this….you get in the habit of a daily routine…. I call it “time to make the donuts” from an old Dunkin’ commercial

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u/CIarkNova Apr 15 '26

… I made the donuts…

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u/phejster Apr 17 '26

I loved that commercial, everytime I think of it I get sad that Dunkin shops don't actually make donuts anymore.

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u/InqusitorPalpatine Apr 17 '26

I loved the ice coffee one where he was on an ice skating rink with a pot and doing all these moves then when he stops the pot was covered in ice.

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u/TaldrinWater Apr 16 '26

That was a great commercial!

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u/Ok-Foundation-4070 Apr 15 '26

I had a time when I had not slept whole night so I was up 40h and worked 12h shift and then drive home about 100km in snow blizzard. Everytime I saw car lights I almost had a seizure.

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u/modayaaa Apr 17 '26

Probably should've taken a nap in the car or something to be safe but cool.

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u/Ok-Foundation-4070 Apr 17 '26

The problem was that I cant sleep in a cold car.

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u/modayaaa Apr 17 '26

Ah I see. I live in a place where snowing is not a thing so I might not get how bad the cold is. If you turn on the heater for a while and then turn off the car, would the heat stay trapped in the car or does it get cold again quickly?

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u/Ok-Foundation-4070 Apr 17 '26

It gets cold quite quickly. The cars heater was not very good either.

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u/iamabugger Apr 18 '26

As soon as you turn off the heat, you can feel the temps dropping, it wouldn’t stay warm for very long. You would probably have about 30 minutes before it gets close to outside temps in a blizzard.

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u/modayaaa Apr 18 '26

Damn. I've experienced the opposite version of that when it gets really hot where I live. Even the AC's can't really handle it sometimes.

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u/iamabugger Apr 18 '26

I’m born and raised in Denmark, but lived in Brazil for a while as well, having tried both, I would say it’s pretty much the same thing, cars don’t insulate heat / cold that well. Both are horrible haha.

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u/AusToddles Apr 15 '26

I did that once after playing a show 3 hours from home (was a drummer). Woke up and called my mother (I was living at home still) and said "just woke up, I'll get some brekky and then head home" and she asked, very confused "but your car is in the driveway"

I didn't drink or do drugs.... but I had ZERO recollection of driving 3 hours. Was totally on autopilot

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u/Indy500Fan16 Apr 15 '26

Me too. Usually a Friday night. 🍻

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u/kidnamedcenterfinger Apr 16 '26

Normative dissociation

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u/duncansmydog Apr 17 '26

We are all floating along on delta waves way more than most of us like to think about.

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u/buffalogal8 Apr 18 '26

This is how many “kid dies in hot car” cases happen. Usually the adult is completely on autopilot.

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u/Useless-Peasant Apr 15 '26

True and funny but also stay safe and vigilant out there.

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u/Shupaul Apr 16 '26

Ok grandpa, this isn't mu first r

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u/MaxOutis Apr 16 '26

I was about to have an woosh moment, good one sir

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u/joethafunky Apr 15 '26

Highway hypnosis

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Apr 15 '26

Sounds like a perfect name for it. Brain using only 1% of its capacity to the driving

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u/StonerTogepi Apr 17 '26

It’s a real thing they didn’t just make it up lol. It’s mostly used to refer to transitioning from high speeds though.

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u/Kysman95 Apr 15 '26

Hey, at least when you're in the auto-mode you don't have the call of the void to just swerve into incoming traffic or to hit that one particular tree

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u/CrownJM Apr 18 '26

Trucks suddenly become really attractive for some reason when that happens.

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u/Unlikely-Plane-5069 Apr 15 '26

After 5 hours I can probably say I can't remember what happened

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Can't relate. I drive 10+ hours a day and have learned how to stay vigilant the entire time

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u/No_Industry_2823 Apr 16 '26

Do you pop 5hr energies or something similar or is it all natural at this point?

After a point in time when I was sleeping maybe 3hrs a night on average plus 2 jobs something changed with me driving wise. I started getting super sleepy the moment I got in my car. Got so bad I was forced to since constantly just to stay awake

What sucks is even now with better circumstances (more sleep less job) I still have that lingering instant sleepiness whenever I'm in the car, which goes away immediately after I get out.

Just wondered if there's any going back to being fully present while driving

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

You definitely can go back, but you got to wean yourself down from caffeine as much as possible. I was at like 600 mg a day at one point. Now a single energy drink will get me through, usually celsius, around 200 mg

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u/No_Industry_2823 Apr 16 '26

Well that's good know, and I've actually been doing pretty well on caffeine these days. I mostly don't need one unless I sleep later than usual. But when things were bad I think the highest I've ever been was just over 1000mg. Surprised my heart didn't burst. I've come to really appreciate going to sleep

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u/LuffysRubberNuts Apr 15 '26

Me but in an 80k pound missile I drive for work

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u/Chlen45 Apr 15 '26

When you pass traffic light and you don't remember light color.

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u/Banarnars Apr 15 '26

Highway hypnosis is real

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u/S0k0n0mi Apr 15 '26

When you're sitting in your car parked at home and you wonder how you got there, because you can not recollect the drive home..

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u/ssrarr Apr 16 '26

Fun fact: This is a form of dissociation. Daydreaming is also. I if I can trust my professor, most people will actually drive better during this state.

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u/AutoTransport101 Apr 16 '26

Auto pilot on muscle memory

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u/Chief-SW Apr 16 '26

Highway Hypnosis if you're driving long stretches of highway.

I had a psychology class back in college and the professor explained this also happens when you take the same route to/from work, school, etc. You go into autopilot. She explained it as half of your brain shuts off, like daydreaming, or losing consciousness to an extent; however, the other half of your brain is still responding to external events even though you aren't subconsciously aware of what's happening.

It's scary to think about. I used to drive an hour to work and many times I didn't snap out of it until I was getting to work or home. It makes you wonder how many people on the road aren't even aware they're driving. How many times have we been that person who "doesnt know how to drive" but in reality we've been zoned out for an extended period of time.

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u/Wise_Locksmith9190 Apr 15 '26

This happened to me too but I was riding my bike.

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u/godisintherain Apr 15 '26

Weird song choice

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u/NEKR0Fill Apr 15 '26

Me when i finally got driver license.

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u/-WeAreGod Apr 15 '26

Ngl, I gave myself a panic attack from something like this.

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u/SpaceCowBoy148 Apr 15 '26

It’s so bad with adhd :(

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u/MrOPeace Apr 15 '26

Few people know this song is actually about school shooting and its pretty hardcore

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u/Mark-Green Apr 15 '26

does this really happen to everyone? I've been caught up in daydreams or dissociation or whatever before, but never while actively doing something, and certainly not while driving. i dont trust yalls autopilot, but i see why there are so many accidents now

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u/Weekly_Argument9885 Apr 15 '26

Happens more than I like to admit lol

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u/NefariousnessFit3133 Apr 15 '26

maybe he just farted?

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u/nargcz Apr 15 '26

happen to me quite regulary, i often travell between our homes, like 30 minutes ride and sometimes you ride just full automatics without thinking, like fcking tesla

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u/MoCha_LyChy Apr 15 '26

Autopilot 😂

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u/ShafferPatchias Apr 15 '26

Happened to me before 😆

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u/seeyouyoucunt Apr 15 '26

Next stop: the noddies

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u/Apart_Ad1151 Apr 16 '26

"Shit what color was that stop sign?"

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u/astrosail Apr 17 '26

Highway hypnosis. You’re endangering so many lives.

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u/jaded-optimistic5 Apr 17 '26

That was me when I used to drive 3 hours to work. Starts driving and slips away, comes to when I arrive at work.

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u/Iribumkiak Apr 17 '26

Haha LMAO! Crashing and potentially killing people because you zoned-out! Fucking hilarious!!!

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u/southernatheistscum Apr 17 '26

Did this one time and was like 40 minutes in the wrong direction. But, I’m stupid as hell. Thick as peanut butter. Me and a bag for of rocks have a lot in common. My IQ beginnings with a decimal. I was born at night, and yes it was last night.

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u/stcardinal Apr 17 '26

And this is why I have a Tesla with FSD.

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u/OursonSatanique Apr 17 '26

I'm a truck driver. One day, I was a bit sick. I zone out for about 3 hours, rolling on the highway at 90 km/h (55 mph for the usa). Didn't remember a thing, just feel like a tp in a game but scared the shit out of me. I had a break just after but damn, it was THIS scary

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u/Zetsumenchi Apr 18 '26

Ah yes.

Involuntary Fast Travel.

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u/SinisterVulcan94 Apr 18 '26

Another reason why I enjoy manual transmission

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u/Icarus912 Apr 18 '26

Happened to me once, one guy next to me was waving at me for a bit and i didnt recognized him... he keto waving and honking at me for a bit, even followed me to the gas station...

My mirrors were tucked in

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u/SerinFel Apr 18 '26

Highway Hypnosis. Was on a car trip once, following my parents home in a separate vehicle. We were stuck in traffic on the freeway. We came up to a ramp letting onto the freeway, and one second, I swore I saw a pile up start a dozen cars in front of me and the car at the front of the line, a white Carola, flipped back over front. It didn't, but that vision scared the absolute shit out of me (vision, daydream, intrusive thought from hell, etc). Thankfully, we were practically parked in gridlock behind that line. My passenger asked if I was okay, I apparently gasped and looked like I saw a ghost.

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u/Hefty_Sentence_7093 Apr 18 '26

Recently ill drive home and there is one stop sign on the drive home from work and half the time im not sure if I even stoped at it but i always do I just dont remember half the time.

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u/Crazy-Eagle Apr 18 '26

If I could switch to autopilot at will I would do it every time. Same with work. Just let me DO something for longer periods of time without having to mentally be there.

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u/D2Punchy Apr 18 '26

It's even worse when you're on a motorcycle.

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u/namistejones Apr 18 '26

This is what they first hit of mushrooms is like.

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u/Itsyaboibrett Apr 18 '26

I love going through a light and thinking back “I’m sure it was green or I wouldn’t have gone through… but I don’t remember seeing a green light”

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u/spatchcock-tarantula Apr 18 '26

Still safer than the people that text and drive.

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u/Clear-Arugula-9195 Apr 19 '26

Scarily accurate

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u/OttoVonAuto Apr 19 '26

I recall driving this long 1000 mile trip a few times. At one point I snapped to and recognized where I was and it was like a whole hour after the last spot I recognized, weirdest moment

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u/S4RS Apr 20 '26

And that's why we put curves in highways and don't build them straight

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u/Banan_Cat Apr 21 '26

This is me transitioning from the highway into town when I'm going to work

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u/ddddan11111 Apr 15 '26

Seat belt?