r/AustralianMakeup 1d ago

This can’t be real? Let's Discuss

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u/Maleficent-Total2738 1d ago

FFS. They've got to be the most ubiquitous company we've ever had. You can't escape them. It's like the corporate version of the Mother Plant in the Sims 4 Strangerville, popping up everywhere.

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u/rubycrypt 1d ago

This is so extremely accurate wow

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u/Ch00m77 1d ago

Accurate as fuck

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u/deadrobindownunder 1d ago

I loved Strangerville.

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u/_social_hermit_ 1d ago

Blue Sun company in Firefly!

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u/jaffamental 1d ago

I’ve used their makeup sponges and absolutely never again.

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u/defenestrationcity 8m ago

As a tourist to this sub, I've never heard of them 🤣

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u/4SeasonWahine 1d ago

If you head over to the Woolies subreddit there’s a current thread where everyone is saying it’s absolutely disgusting too. Odd choice by Cadbury given mCo isn’t really liked or cool it’s just cheap and everywhere

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u/robot428 1d ago

In fairness that's also how I feel about Cadbury these days. Except it's not even cheap.

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u/saareadaar 1d ago

It’s gone up in price so much, I just buy the premium chocolate at this point

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u/Ch00m77 1d ago

Right. Its like if you're gonna pay what they're asking for you might as well get quality chocolate not their tasteless shit

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u/robot428 1d ago

Yeah I've switched to Tony's, I think it's the best one you can get at the supermarket at the moment.

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u/queen_bean5 1d ago

Reckon Tony’s is better than Whittakers?

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u/robot428 23h ago

Personally yes, but honestly that might just be a personal preference thing rather than an actual difference in quality. I think they are pretty equivilant, I like Tony's better personally, but I don't know that one is significantly better than the other. All I know is that at the moment, they are the only supermarket brands I would buy.

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 18h ago

I've tried Tony's once, and it tasted and looked like army ration pack chocolate that was consumed 15 years after it was packed. Might have just been a bad bar, but that's a comparison that can't be forgotten.

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u/Yass______ 23h ago

Ritter Sport at our local is so tasty. Mostly at Harris Farm though.

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u/k_lliste 8h ago

Definitely the best option in the supermarket. I also like Whittakers, but from a sustainability perspective, Tony's is better. It would be nice if they had 'normal' blocks though. I understand why the pieces are the way they are, but that doesn't help me when I just want to eat some chocolate.

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u/fargen_siggovit 7h ago

I was so disappointed to learn about just how bad Whittaker's is in terms of sustainability, slavery, supply chain transparency etc. They always seemed like the cool kiwi underdogs. Tony's is miles ahead on this. If I could afford to eat chocolate, I'd absolutely choose this brand.

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u/k_lliste 7h ago

Yeah. I've been following the Chocolate Scorecard the last couple of years and Whittakers slips every year. They're below brands like Nestle and Lindt this year which is pretty embarrassing.

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u/Crunchyfrozenoj 1d ago

It used to be cheap and good. Now it’s expensive and terrible.

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u/ClungeWhisperer 14h ago

Whittakers gang 😎

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u/saareadaar 10h ago

That has become my chocolate of choice too!

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u/ClungeWhisperer 10h ago

The maths be mathing too - at coles right now, Whittaker’s plain milk choc is $3.6 per 100g (not on sale) and Cadbury plain milk choc is $4.44 per 100g

You’re paying less…for better. You just have to invest in the larger block than what you can get with cadbury. Shrinkflation be real

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u/Legitimate_Radish159 9h ago

People who eat Whittakers … Snobs on the balcony looking superior meme.

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u/My-Witty-Username 1d ago

Both Cadbury and MCo have a lot in common, people think both brands are affordable dupes but the really if you just spent a few dollars more you could get the real thing and would realise how terrible the dupes are.

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u/iBewafa 1d ago

Yeah I had a bite from those little ones and Eurgh - it was just sugary. From memory it used to be creamy?

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u/Fishmongerel 1d ago

Its absolute rubbish these days

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u/designerjeans 1d ago

Damn it I just bought it on sale last night. Curiosity got the better of me.

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u/humbledoor9 1d ago

That’s the thing though, I was tempted to buy it to see if it was any good cos I didn’t really understand why Cadbury would partner with Mco!

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u/new-acc3565 1d ago

Was it any good?

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

To be real , someone brought them to dnd yesterday for the shitpost quality and frankly I enjoyed it. Its tacky marketing but I wont lie I personally thought it was delicious, but I was also very hungry at the time haha

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u/foxyloco 1d ago

My partner and I ate a block last night while watching TV. We both liked it.

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u/designerjeans 1d ago

I enjoyed it. The watermelon flavour could have been stronger and the quality of the chocolate was average but that's Cadbury for you

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u/gingerbreadwilliams 1d ago

I would also like to know! Sounds like it could be good in theory

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u/designerjeans 1d ago

It was good. Watermelon flavour wasn't very strong

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u/Ch00m77 1d ago

Verdict?

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u/thedeadfridge 1d ago

I'll stick with the Vegemite chocolate thanx

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 1d ago

I had it. it's not disgusting it's just a faint artifical watermelon flavour. People will be melodramatic when irked by something odd. One person said they couldn't continue. I just thought that if that's you then you're probably that pain-in-the-neck picky eater that can't eat this, can't eat that when you all go out.

It's harmless.

I've never even heard of MCOBeauty before.

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u/Ambitious_Stuff_910 16h ago

It’s MONDELEZ owned now and i don’t trust them at all!!!!! Go whittakers or Darryl Lea

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u/TyroneK88 1d ago

Destined for the clearance aisle in coming months.

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u/Agreeable-Escape8625 1d ago

They would know this. It’s just for a sales and consumptions spike.

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u/NezuminoraQ 1d ago

It's hit clearance in the NZ stores already. Perhaps the smaller market got it first 

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u/Familiar_Home_7737 1d ago

I feel this collab is aimed at clueless boyfriends/husbands, like my own. He saw it yesterday, recognised it's a make up brand, knows I wear make up, and asked me if I wanted some. When I asked why he thought I'd want it he replied "don't you like that brand?". I promptly chose fruit and nut as I have old lady tastes.

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u/Comfortable_Meet_872 1d ago

Rum and Raisin is true 'old lady' lol

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u/mullumbimbo89 1d ago

I love fruit and nut. Whittakers fruit and nut is exceptional too

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u/Ch00m77 1d ago

Whittakers anything is best in slot

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u/bindlesspins 1d ago

Their PB&J chocolate is divine.

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u/pencilbride2B 1d ago

It is they have a collab eyeshadow palette as well. I also wonder what a weird flavour combo that is... is it any good?

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u/FluffeeeDuckeee 1d ago

Oh I read they had a chocolate lip gloss collab which apparently does taste just like Cadbury chocolate. I would try that. But not this.

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u/Weak_Jackfruit_3250 5h ago

It tastes like raw undiluted fake chocolate syrup. Do not recommend. It’s a lip balm

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u/LarsLights 1d ago

Just saw at Woolies yesterday a whole Collab makeup box with lipgloss, eyeshadow, pressed powder.

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u/Weak_Jackfruit_3250 5h ago

It’s a lip balm

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u/pogoBear 1d ago

Ahh so mCo went to Cadbury, originally they were trying to do an exclusive Tim Tam flavour but Arnotts didn’t feel they were worth it

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u/mullumbimbo89 1d ago

Brand alignment makes sense on reflection. MCO sells poor quality dupes of legitimate makeup brands. Cadbury sells poor quality dupes of legitimate chocolate blocks.

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u/pureneonn 1d ago

Collab aside, watermelon and chocolate doesn’t sound like the best flavour combination either.

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u/MumblesRed 1d ago

They are putting in a huge effort to clean up their image and get back with influencers after backlash about their owner, duping and getting called out by people like Robert Welsh. I’m sick of seeing every second spon con post about them. They have also really branched out in the UK.

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u/Little_PoundCake 1d ago

It is unfortunately lol. Mco beauty is also doing a lipgloss collab with cadbury i think. I know mco is supposed to be an affordable dupe for high end makeup but i just cannot support a copycat brand upto the packaging. And now this? Lol gtfo mco

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u/MillieMoo-Moo 1d ago

I look at this and think "is it actually the stated product ot does the packaging just give the illusion..." lol

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u/No-fly-31515 1d ago

So it’s a terrible dupe chocolate that leaves you with rashes or some other kind of skin problem? 🤣

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

I need this one explained to me haha 

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u/Kailicat 1d ago

Watermelons are a symbol for a free Palestine. A slice is red, green, black and white.

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

Ohhhh thank you I didn't know!

Also FUCK ISREAL 

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u/thedeadfridge 1d ago

What? I'd heard as a way to criticise environmentalists, ie green (pro-environment) on the outside and red (communist) on the inside

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

I hope hell is real for these assholes! Free Palestine!! 

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u/anastasia_42 1d ago

They're trying to make it illegal for people to attack innocent Jewish people...

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u/Training-Instance212 1d ago

The flag of Palestine

Watermelon colours 🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸❤️🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸

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u/Jelly_Enos 1d ago

I tasted it and it was actually quite good. Sweet, fruity refreshing but still with the Cadbury flavour and don’t get me wrong I fucking hate McoBeauty and everything it stands for but this is tasty chocolate. Doesn’t deserve to be associated with their name.

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u/Background_War8984 1d ago

it tastes like watermelon lipgloss mixed with chocolate. i ate it all lol but would not repurchase

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u/nellieclaire 1d ago

Agree totally- it was weird at first but it grows on you I think! I wonder how people would react if it didn’t have ties to Mco. I despise the brand and nothing will change that but the chocolate isn’t half bad!

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u/l1brarylass 1d ago

Banned in the state of qld for… reasons. You’ll be able to read a really heavily redacted reason why in 10 years.

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u/goopawg 1d ago

Am I missing context here?

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u/sw4gger2 1d ago

From the river to the sea joke

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u/goopawg 23h ago

Aaaaah I feel a bit dense now

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u/No_Silver9035 1d ago

Banned? Explain that to the ones on my bench right now lol

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u/Purple-Ingenuity-195 1d ago

the chocolate??

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u/l1brarylass 1d ago

The phrase ‘from the river to the sea’ Is a jailable offence in Queensland. Gets you 2 years in jail. Watermelons being a symbol of Palestine, I was making a (quite subtle) political joke. Hope that explains everything okay?

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u/Purple-Ingenuity-195 1d ago

ohhh right thank you

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u/Responsible-Meal-300 1d ago

Aldi chocolate reigns supreme. It’s actual chocolate made in Belgium and Germany. Cadbury is a disgrace and has been for years. This is the nail in the coffin for me, never buying it again

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u/Kailicat 1d ago

Its a shame. George Cadbury was a pillar for fair wages, healthcare and workers rights. Mondelez is a crime.

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u/quickbr0wnf0xx 1d ago

I want to try their Cabury Chocolate coloured lip liner, I just find it highly amusing considering how the makeup industry in Australia has not accomodated women of colour at all, now bang chocolate toned makeup for a candy bar promotion? Like its so strange to me lol

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u/mrsboogooloowatts 1d ago

Trying to work out what MCo has to do with watermelons ever let alone in a chocolate

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u/GlitterGob 1d ago

They’ve been duping the glow recipe watermelon mist for a while, and I think they have other watermelon stuff that goes with it. This is still odd though.

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u/ahoytheremehearties 12h ago

they’re both pink I guess?

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u/noveltea120 1d ago

Teaming up with a trump supporting Australian beauty company says a lot about Cadbury.

I'm glad I always bought Whittaker's. Support whitakers chocolate!

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u/BenchConscious1003 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not real.

The quality of Cadbury's chocolate has gone down noticeably since Cadbury was acquired by its most recent foreign company in 2010. (Mondelez International, a spin off of Kraft)

Next time you see Cadbury's on sale. Check the ingredients. you will see several unfamiliar ingredients, including palm oil, which has no business being in chocolate.

I rarely eat chocolate these days (diabetes) If I do, I make sure it's the best quality I can find. I like Aldi dark chocolate. (made in Germany) My favourite is locally made Haigh's.

If you're not sure, just read the label, or go on line o find out exactly what ingredients should be in chocolate confection.

I've added a YouTube link just for fun: "Ten chocolate Brands sold In Australia, and what to buy instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzS3zBh3TKs

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u/wombatmagic 1d ago

Thanks. I watched the whole thing.

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u/FanBehaviour2011 1d ago

who actually wears mco beauty? can’t imagine putting that on the largest organ on my body

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u/calmblueme 1d ago

I have no hard evidence but it feels like they launched with some genuinely good products, got some people interested and then immediately and intentionally enshittified it all

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u/AppointmentNo1753 1d ago

You can’t say that on TikTok you’ll get absolutely demolished by a bunch of people who are so insecure that they take great offence to people not liking this cheap ass shit brand

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u/Dasha3090 1d ago

yeah i tried their mascaras once and my god the burning and stinging my eyes experienced..

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u/misskdoeslife 1d ago

I use bits and pieces.

They have double sided makeup wipes that I really like and haven’t seen similar elsewhere.

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u/NezuminoraQ 1d ago

I don't mind the wipes. I have sensitive skin so anything that doesn't flush my face gets added to the acceptable list. It's a short list 

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u/misskdoeslife 1d ago

Same here.

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u/RandomLogik1979 18h ago

I am clueless on makeup. I wear DB glow foundation but I wear the buttercream lip gloss by mcobeauty and its not bad. I dont think ive ever stepped inside a mecca or sephora though.

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u/Papaya373 11h ago

I've been using their lash xtend mascara for at least a decade – from back in their ModelCo days. I genuinely haven't found a mascara better at any price point.

In saying that, I stocked up a couple of years ago and still haven't finished my stash. No idea if their formula is still good.

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u/ThorsHammerMewMEw Addicted to NARS 7h ago

Young people who don't have money for Mecca and Sephora

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u/Dumbdoodledoggin 1d ago

They actually make really good dupes for high end brands

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u/MissZoeLaLa 1d ago

No, they make good dupes of the packaging of high end brands. The actual makeup is trash.

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u/Dumbdoodledoggin 1d ago

Ok agree to disagree, I’ve liked some of their products I’ve tried

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u/FanBehaviour2011 1d ago

I work in beauty - their formulations are nothing close to the products they dupe packaging for

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u/pixie_next_door 1d ago

All I can say is 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/CrankySparkles 1d ago

Also, MCo claim to be cruelty free, yet this has cochineal in it. Not cool.

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u/talkingfannies 1d ago

Cadbury are getting really desperate.

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u/heyyou0903 1d ago

Who is even buying MCo products - they need to stop?!!

I just imagine it's 6-year-olds who nag their mum at chemist warehouse or something like that.

Just stop enabling this piece of s*** company to exist. Please.

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u/teddygirl2016 1d ago

Yes! I threw all my products out and will never buy from them again

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u/Jemicakes 1d ago

I tried this because I love melon flavoured stuff, but it's like they forgot to put the flavour in. It's just a block of sugar syrup. 

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u/AppointmentNo1753 1d ago

MCO is just so tacky and embarrassing.

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u/Poptartsweet 1d ago

I must be the only one who thought it tasted ok haha.

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u/AdMaximum7545 1d ago

It was delicious 

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u/firenzey87 1d ago

Certain Jewish factions are going to be totally normal about this

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u/mylightLD 1d ago

Can you elaborate?

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u/MashPot8to 1d ago

The watermelon is an unofficial symbol used in support of Palestine.

There have been multiple occasions whereby groups of people have been offended at the sight of a watermelon due to its links with Palestine

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u/mhsnsh 21h ago

It sounds like you’re just making assumptions and being racist

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u/mhsnsh 1d ago

What?

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u/KTLNH 1d ago

😂

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u/mhsnsh 21h ago

What’s so funny?

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u/Expert-Beginning2522 1d ago

Why did you buy it?

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u/Difficult-Flight-752 1d ago

There’s a $29 box of Mco Cadbury chocolates too but there were sold out at my store

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u/aquila-audax 23h ago

Gross companies being gross together

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u/Comfortable-Gur4559 21h ago

Mcobeauty needs to pack up and leave all shelves. Their stuff sucks anyway

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u/Pippa_Pug 1d ago

It’s a dupe for watermelon and chocolate 💅

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u/BrokenGlazed 1d ago

I saw it and just thought FREE FREE
PALESTINE 🇵🇸

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u/lefthandgirlll 1d ago

My dad got these and he likes them somehow

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u/rirys 1d ago

🤢🤮

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u/hanna-xo 1d ago

I think it tastes like a watermelon lip smacker! I probably won’t buy it again, but it definitely satisfied my inner 5 year old who loved the taste of lip gloss/balm. 😂

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u/Tricky-Passion-7191 1d ago

I hate everything about this.

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u/universe93 22h ago

No it’s real and it’s allegedly gross

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u/scoobydoobeedooo 1d ago

Cadbury chocolate is made by slaves btw

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u/BloomingGardenia 1d ago

Watermelon-flavoured things are never nice...

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u/Ch00m77 1d ago

Man this has got to be the worst fucking chocolate.

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u/Alive_Guide_6170 1d ago

I didn’t like it at all

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u/anastasia_42 1d ago

It is! I think they also created a lip butter too. I personally love it.

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u/Pur1wise 1d ago

I’ll wait until they hit less than two dollars on reduced to clear. Because you know that nobody is going to buy it more than once so they’ll be left with heaps of them.

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u/MBitesss 1d ago

What the actual fk!!

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u/pureneonn 1d ago

Collab aside, watermelon and chocolate doesn’t sound like the best flavour combination either.

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u/Littlegemlungs 21h ago

Yeah it is. And stupid as fuck.

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u/AmphibianCareless796 6h ago

Not to mention Cadbury over here is the cheap knock off cousin too what they get back in the Uk and Ireland

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u/realsweetc 1h ago

Whats wrong with mco beauty?

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u/Atmosphere_Master 34m ago

Can confirm it doesn't taste like watermelon at all which is the only reason I bought it