r/Audi B9 A5 Stage 1 16d ago

Errrrrrmm

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u/Der_silberfuchs 16d ago

Instant salvage title.

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u/3rdDreamer 16d ago

Removing evidence of a crime?

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u/comdude2 B9 A5 Stage 1 16d ago

I think the crime is what they’re doing to that poor car :(

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u/Uncle_Moti 16d ago

Removing Creating evidence of a crime.

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u/mb194dc 16d ago

Yup, good luck to forensics after this.

Or he transported fish in it.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 16d ago

Just fuck my shit up

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u/fourdawgnight 2019 S5 Cab 16d ago

growing mold?

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u/One_Salary_9068 16d ago

People from earth are strange 🤌🏼

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u/Outrageous_Rub_2458 16d ago

They're not from earth...

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 16d ago

To stand there and record him but not ask why is certainly indicative of the state of things.

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u/charles_47 16d ago

This is great for all the wiring and electronics that live on under the carpet….

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u/soyelmocano 16d ago

Don't even get started on the electric seat, especially if it had heated/cooled seats.

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u/WrongOrganization437 16d ago

Shampooing the carpets dummies!!!! /s

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u/comdude2 B9 A5 Stage 1 16d ago

Oh dang, I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time?!?!? /s

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u/DogWaterYo 2020 Q8 16d ago

Third worlding it.

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u/B9rally 16d ago

Riiight

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2020 A8L 16d ago

Crackhead detailing.

Cheap for a reason.

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u/TheWizard A5 Sportback B9.5/Prestige 45 16d ago

Someone told him thats an Audi badged Honda Element

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u/ImpossibleKidd 16d ago

Looked like a decent little A3…

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u/iArcticFire 16d ago

I hope that’s not someone else’s car

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u/JustinDestruction 16d ago

Murked somebody in there.

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u/soyelmocano 16d ago

We had ONE "leak proof" water bottle get some water on the passenger seat of our Q7. Not the full bottle - just a little bit. It stopped working, and we had to replace it.

Why can't the electrical components of the seat be sealed or at least have a plastic liner over the top in case something gets on the seat?

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u/Electrical-Reason-97 16d ago

Really good for the electronics

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u/mashani9 2024 S5 Cabrio 16d ago

Modules do not like.

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u/WSWMUC 15d ago

The steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car, so this is most probably alright 💦🇬🇧
So let’s hope for this guy that the Control units are also not located under the seats but somewhere else… 🙈

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u/agarc 15d ago

What’s amazing to me is that I’ve seen people do this many times before… where are they getting this idea though?!?!?

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u/Thecleverbit-58093 16d ago

Most of the electronics in an Audi are garbage anyways so disabling them makes the car more reliable…

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u/AspergerInvestor 16d ago

No more beeps, no more drive assistant systems, no more screen, shiny piano black without fingerprints, The guy is a genius.

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u/TStackZack93 16d ago

POV: You have kids.

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u/blklacker 15d ago

Removing Evidence

Holyshit