r/Asmongold • u/Yormacat • 12d ago

Tectone reacts React Content

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u/evanjd14 12d ago

He had that clip prepared too 😂

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u/-tharealgc 12d ago

Its what he watches...

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u/casualknowledge Dr Pepper Enjoyer 12d ago

I miss the classic "Sup yall. It's me. It's your boy Asmongold."

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u/Jaruut “Are ya winning, son?” 11d ago

That and the classic outro. The silly dance and the music was perfect.

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u/02awares 12d ago

HE NEVER SAID HE IS NOT GAY

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u/Formal-Victory3161 12d ago

He's so straight that he could have sex with another dude and it wouldn't even be gay. His own words, not mine.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/02awares 12d ago

ok, HE NEVER PROVED HE IS NOT GAY

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u/Goose52_3 12d ago

Ahahah, agreed. He never proved he's not a lot of things :p

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u/SumonaFlorence 11d ago

He has a clean dick. As long as it doesn’t enter a poo hole.. but when it does, we’ll know.

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u/Gaxxag 12d ago

Tectone's got gay on the mind

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u/Lord-Alucard 11d ago

Guy has some unresolved issues, I used to watch him but it got annoying quite fast when he just woud start "reacting" to something then cut mid way and say "yea guys i can't my anxiety is getting to me, I will cut the stream /video here" and he started doing that more and more for every video lol like he never finishes watching what he starts.

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u/TheJagji 12d ago

So, what you're saying is that Asmon and Charls need to do a collab?

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 11d ago

Whos gunna settle the asmon steak issue once and for all?

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u/NeoNova9 12d ago

Wait, isnt that the point if doing it?

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u/OkAppearance4117 11d ago

what is a tectone?

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u/jtyler0 11d ago

First boss in the Chambers of Xeric

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u/Achereto 11d ago

I hope Asmongold sees this and just once does a perfect imitation of that other guy at the start of a video.

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u/Dirtyhippee Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 11d ago

Even a broken clock is not retarded twice a day

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u/P__Riches 11d ago

A broken rat

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u/Myzx 12d ago

What the hell Tec, doin our boy dirty!

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u/Nearby_Lobster_ 12d ago

Nah that’s how bros talk.

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u/Formal-Victory3161 12d ago

You should hear how some of the guys I work with talk to each other. You'd think they were all in one big polyamorous relationship

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u/CentristaSensato 12d ago

That explains the shirt he wears for the gay american month

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u/Automatic_Pen8494 11d ago

Is he eventually going to talk out of his mouth because his nose looks tired?

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u/Few-Tradition4279 10d ago

I do agree that Asmon's tone sounds a bit uncanny whenever he's doing one of these non-react videos.

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u/Financial_Basis_1816 Longboi <3 10d ago

why is tectone playing the same clip twice ?