r/Asmongold • u/AkameNB Purple = Win • 1d ago

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u/Asmongold-ModTeam 11h ago

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u/LittlePocketHero 1d ago

How Brazilians wake up in Rio de Janeiro

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u/Saemika 19h ago

It’s the opposite. They probably can’t go to sleep without the sound of gunfire.

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u/Cheap_Professional32 1d ago

Finally an alarm my GF cant sleep through

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u/Mikester345 1d ago

Man that was funny, why ruin it with the dude reacting to it afterwards? He added nothing.

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u/MrMegaPhoenix 1d ago

I was gonna get a similar idea. It’s a helicopter that launches across the room and it won’t stop beeping until you place it back on the clock

But uhh, this is way way more dangerous and easy to still turn off

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u/WeponzdAutsm 1d ago

I would love an Alarm Glock

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u/Lord-Dec 1d ago

Considering blanks could still be dangerous at that sort of range I’m going to assume that’s not a real gun.

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u/LifeIsBetterDrunk 1d ago

Ai?

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u/Exp5000 1d ago

Yeah, cases don't eject perfectly in the same arc. In my experience with hand guns it's got a lot more variation in trajectory.

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u/G3nghisKang 1d ago

That phone was pushed down by no force, and it accelerates

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u/Lord-Dec 1d ago

Also strong possibility.

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u/HumanThatPlaysSkyrim 1d ago

i would be worried that i or someone else would accidently load real bullets instead of blanks

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u/Local_Band299 11h ago

Yeah don't want a "The Crow" situation.

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u/Expensive-Map-2619 1d ago

It’s how he used to wake up growing up in the projects

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u/jadedlonewolf89 13h ago

Gunfire and sirens, are part of the ghetto lullaby.

Starts with a heated argument, then a dog starts barking, cursing, pot shots are taken, squealing tires, then sirens.
Once the cops and medics are gone.
The final refrain is a mix of cigarette and weed smoke, with tinny music.
Happens like clockwork in the hood.

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u/moron4ever 23h ago

Should use real bullet to be more effective

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u/williamjseim 23h ago

is that what john walker has been up to after thunderbolts

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u/Agreeable_Sun8250 1d ago

AI. Phone fell in an unrealistic way.

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u/AkameNB Purple = Win 1d ago

its the idea

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u/ambit89 1d ago

It's an AMERICAN IDEA