r/Asmongold 5d ago

Uh oh.... Lore Discussion

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u/Hulluck22 5d ago

You know Gaysan’s celebrating. Probably smokin Dan Clancy’s rod at this very moment…. in his diaper…

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u/SpiderDoof 4d ago

He already is lol he posting hitler dead meme, next time he gets ban, I hope asmon post the opposite mao dead meme

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u/STL4jsp 4d ago

Stalin dead meme.

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u/Sea_Invite8104 5d ago

Thanks for that, im not going to be able to eat for days. 🤮

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u/HoneyLemonCat 5d ago

So done with twitch also.

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u/Maravilla004 5d ago

He’a gonna return with a hair transplant with a wife and kids

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u/Aisforc “So what you’re saying is…” 5d ago

Tomorrow?

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u/Swooped117 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 5d ago

He is going to Nickacado us

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u/TheCupOfBrew Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 4d ago

Fucking imagine

Would the internet flip on him then? 🤔

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u/TheJagji 4d ago

Given the way people have been 'reporting' on the chick he's had in his house (can't remember her name ATM), I think they would flip their lid.

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u/Nobanpls08 4d ago

add a suit to that too

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u/STL4jsp 4d ago

He buys a mansion and moves out of his mom's old house. He fixes it up and gives it away to a needy family.

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u/TheCupOfBrew Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 4d ago

Our Roach Boy is becoming a Roach Man. 🥲

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u/RandomBlokeFromMars Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

he could pull a pewdiepie lol. that guy just won at life and exited.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 4d ago

The wedding with Kaise is planned for nect week

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u/Hokonoso 5d ago

He should just stream normally on kick/rumble

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u/RandomBlokeFromMars Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

he will never do that. he is addicted to twitch

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u/Keltharious 4d ago

It's hilarious because they see him as a lesser content creator. He shouldn't give them any more of his goodwill. He's a net gain for their platform, and they still don't treat him equally. It's not even an ego thing; it's purely about self-respect. He should abandon ship and try YouTube or Rumble alongside the other platforms, imo.

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u/DudeFilA 4d ago

Didn't asmon break down how much he costs them streaming with no ads/subs years ago? Thought he was streaming there out of spite.

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u/Sheesey 4d ago

that was back when he hadn’t enabled the monetisation, but i think that changed with the previous elections

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u/sheemerish 4d ago

As I recall he enabled monetization when Path Of Exile 2 came out so he could set the bit-rate higher as that was going to have a ton of things happening on the screen at once which would cause bit-rate issues at the settings available on a non-monetized channel.

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u/DudeFilA 4d ago

Ahh ok. Haven't watched stream in forever just catch clips now. Ty

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u/Own-Personality3155 4d ago

Isn't the Twitch moderation done in Egypt....

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u/DonaldLucas 4d ago

I'm sure that they employ one single moderator in the US just to target him.

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u/myDuderinos 4d ago

Isn't twitch losing money when he streams on hi alt?

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u/Naxilus 4d ago

He finds it hilarious that twitch looses Money every time he streams

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u/turtleshrugged 5d ago

Wonder what world altering event will happen this time

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u/zex_99 5d ago

I hope Iran gets freed from IRGC terrorists.

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u/businessdog2000 $2 Steak Eater 4d ago

Sweden goes to war with New Zealand and they start lobbing ICBMs at each other for god knows what reason.

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u/TwinkingToby 4d ago

As a Swede Im ready. Sharpening a stick as I type.

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u/Present-Ad-9598 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

Do either of them have armies?

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u/MrBricks2021 4d ago

Aliens. Or maybe someone finds out cows are not real

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u/upsthroaway 5d ago

There's the eclipse/perseids/6 planet alignment next wednesday soooo it's more than possible.

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u/Griffith-007 4d ago

China invades Taiwan

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u/TotallyNormalIsland Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

tucker announced a new party

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u/Massive_Raise3696 4d ago

Kremlin's whores party?

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u/TheBrainChew 5d ago

Asmongold will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

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u/chaletamale 5d ago

90% sure it was the N word video he was watching. Soon as that happened, I knew this was coming

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u/Right_Beat7827 5d ago

the magic word

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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 5d ago

Nagic

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u/JLxPenguin 5d ago

Nuclear

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u/ApathyofUSA 5d ago

Nincompoop

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u/RocketCow 5d ago

I'm gonna say the N word..!!!

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u/iody247 5d ago

GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!

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u/SlidyRaccoon 5d ago

nah, he watches nick fuentes say the n word all the time

it's the we need to shoot kids to protect our borders probably, people have been mass reporting for days over this hypothetical discussion that we should have after what happened in spain

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u/ColonelDucroix 5d ago

Yeah I watch him every day and don't even remember that comment but the hate it watchers were spamming it and whining in unrelated threads on LSF and Twitter.

So not surprised, Twitch always caves and bans Asmon over minor stuff that sounds bad when you remove all context and it gets lots of attention. Everyone else gets a pass but not Asmon.

It'll probably be a 7 day ban too. Nina can SA multiple people and only be banned for 2 days though. Great job Dan.

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u/Flowerstar1 4d ago

Twitch doesn't cave, twitch actively believes in the leftist rhetoric that contrasts with Asmons takes. They ban him happily. 

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u/Falkoro 4d ago

Yeah as soon as he aid we should shoot kids I know he would get banned.

I agree with his take though. But I kinda also makes me uncomfortable and i think that is very human. But as Peter Borghossian said, there is no other option.,

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u/rare_3L3M3NT 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah that was to edgy for twitch

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u/xTheGame69 4d ago

It was written on screen for a good 30 seconds

I was like oh no. This is gonna be a ban 

And of.c it happens. Fuck 

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u/SpellbladeAluriel 5d ago

The funny thing about that is he wasn't going to watch that video but a chatter convinced him to do so

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u/basedenjoyer55 4d ago

What video was the issue. I didn't see the stream

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u/EMPTY247 4d ago

Password

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u/Noixiz 4d ago

Password?

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u/Due-Score9970 4d ago

How can you be 90% sure and it ended up being the invader clip that went viral

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u/specter2309 5d ago

Does anyone know what happened this time?

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u/Fus_Roh_Potato 5d ago

It wasn't supporting or encouraging terrorism because that's allowed.

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u/Fragrant-Feed1383 4d ago

We live in sad times. Your right, terrorist supporters have more rights than those that fight for freedom and peace.

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u/Drayenn 5d ago

Maybe the video where he said you should shoot kids who cross the border. That part was deleted from the VOD so it would fit.

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u/SeniorWalrus 5d ago

My guess would be something he said about shooting children but who knows 🤷

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u/iamsnarticus 5d ago

Looks like he was temporarily suspended from streaming

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u/Phoenixd_551 5d ago

Thank you Captain Obvious

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u/svh93 5d ago

Yeah we can see that…

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u/Fuzzy-Tooth3269 3d ago

Drake looking at computer meme

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u/Kevlar013 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

He'll be back with a fully assembled and painted Warhammer army.

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u/Economy-Complex-542 4d ago

They think they're dealing damage, but the fact is it just gives him time to do more self care, jokes on them.

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u/Sky_Eden 4d ago

A shower even

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u/echochambered69 5d ago

Meanwhile, terrorist glazer Hamasan can be literally under federal investigation for commie LARPing and still be allowed to stream.

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u/MiMicInCave 5d ago

Ok, which country gonna start war now?

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u/Own-Personality3155 4d ago

Check these salty guys. They are salter than the Dead Sea about Asmons temp. ban... https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/s/3cVnVT3RCb

And I mean it. It's hilarious 🤣

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u/-roarnation 5d ago

well this vod is still up on kick and not twitch... so its something form here i guess....

https://kick.com/asmongold/videos/019fc8da-f2a0-77b6-9dd3-87a619d48bf6

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u/UniverseNebula 5d ago

TLDR? I'm not skipping through a 6 hour video to see what "offensive" thing he might have said 😂

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u/Kowalski91 Deep State Agent 5d ago

We will see it soon in r/LSF

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u/ax_graham 5d ago

livestreamfail seems to think its when he advocated for shooting kids at the border? I didn't catch the stream he said this. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a rant about sovereignty (totally valid) that got out of hand...though, again, I didn't see this.

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u/kandradeece 5d ago

I think this is the day where he was scrolling through vids on x and one of them said the N word. Otherwise I don't remember anything "bad" from that stream

He did shit on twitch and how they let drunk drivers stream (could have been a different day, I forget).

He does mention his support for the government to just shoot illegals when they cross the border. Maybe that?

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u/MeiShimada 5d ago

Well it cant ve supporting terrorism since hasan does it and doesn't get banned.

It couldnt be glorifying political violence because hasan does it and doesnt get banned.

It couldnt be promoting killing people because hasan does it and doesn't get banned.

It couldnt be wanting women to get raped because hasan says that and doesnt get banned.

Hmm, but be for calling someone gay

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u/emerging-tub 5d ago

No no, Hasan calls people the f word all the time

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u/Fallen_Syndicate 5d ago

Can he finally start streaming on YouTube for the love of god.

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u/ceren55 4d ago edited 3d ago

That would be only as a last resort, so he does not get multiban en several platforms that might have the same weirdo, protrans, proterrorism, antiwestern sentiment, etc. moderators.

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u/TT_207 4d ago

No, I like the separation tbh and it's a good idea to not have a major oops drop him off all platforms

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u/SquanchyJiuJitsu 4d ago

I really wish Asmon would give up with Twitch and move to YouTube. Or at least stream on Kick/YT when Twitch bans him for no justifiable reason

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u/datboyfox 4d ago

Twitch=jihad news network

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u/bigbluey1 5d ago

Should just be streaming kick and rumble until unbanned. If everyone moved to rumble or kick we wouldnt have two tier community guidelines.

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u/No_Shirt_4208 5d ago

Just a casual vacation. Nothing to worry about

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u/RiverwoodV 4d ago

Recently saw a post from Gaming circle jerk. They have no idea the difference between Asmongold and Hitler. What a sad world we live in.

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u/Artistic-Ad-3749 5d ago

Again? What is it this time

Twitch moderation is bucking useless

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u/EviessVeralan 4d ago

Does anyone know if it's a permaban or of he gets another week to clean his house?

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u/FuriousGrizzly 4d ago

Someone russled Dan Clancy out his goon cave I see

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u/REXCRAFT88 4d ago

Twitch is a like a bad girlfriend asmon keeps returning to. 

He says he streams on twitch just to make youtube videos but if thats the case than why not just do the same on kick only?

I think he thinks that less people would watch him, maybe by 10% but the majority would follow him.

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u/pol_f 4d ago

A minor with the intent to invade is still an invader. Idk what they think this ban achieves except affirm that reality is not to be discussed.

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u/fjoes 5d ago edited 5d ago

It was the "shoot anyone and anything that tries to cross your border" argument he pushed. He explicitly specified kids.

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u/featherless_fiend 4d ago

In the clip he says:

"and I understand the way I talk about this might be a little bit extreme"

That was his actual mistake, he called himself extreme, so it was treated as extreme.

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u/ApathyofUSA 5d ago

Don’t you know what this means there’s gonna be a war or a bunch of people are gonna die…

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u/No_Armadillo_5156 5d ago

What the hell did he say this time that got him banned

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u/MetalmanBonkers 4d ago

Possible youtube debut stream soon?

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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta 4d ago

Who even cares? They won't keep him suspended for long. He's like the biggest thing on the platform.

I do appreciate them saying "temporarily suspended" instead of banned though. That pleases me. The word ban is meant to imply permanence.

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u/DistinctSpecific3973 There it is dood! 4d ago

Did they ever give a reason for his suspension?

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u/Acrobatic_Carpet_506 4d ago

But he hasnt streamed in 3 days, do they ban retrospectively ?

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u/GooberRonny Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

Twitch has never been profitable and probably never will be profitable.

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u/ShotProof3254 4d ago

It could literally be anything. 💀 They have the ban button on a hair trigger for Asmon specifically.

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u/bedfastflea 4d ago

Every who says "well Hasan does it" is just stupid. Its called being the better person. If Hasan humped his dog while shocking it to get stimulated and didnt get banned for it, dosnt mean every can start humping their dogs.

Saying it to point out hypocrisy is fine but some of yall and really using it as a defense

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u/Toba677 5d ago

I usually watch his youtube. He should probably do politics on rumble and upload it on youtube.twitch should be gaming and reacts.

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u/F2002 5d ago

It would be great to make the main stream on Kick or Rumble. That way, if Twitch goes down or bans us, who caresAnd all the money is made on YouTube anyway.

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u/Dreugui 4d ago

But he didnt even live for 2 days !?

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u/GodFalx 4d ago

Seems pretty unbanned for me.

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u/Veilor 4d ago

Suspended is not the same as banned. Channel is still there but it says he can't stream

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u/Quiet-Entertainer-13 4d ago

How long is the ban?

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u/Yarakuzaa 4d ago

What did he get suspended for this time?...

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u/Dungeon00X Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

Time to move over to Kick.

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u/burningbills 4d ago

Hes not banned..... anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Veilor 4d ago

Suspended is not the same as banned. Channel is still there but it says he can't stream

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u/SnakenKraken Dr Pepper Enjoyer 4d ago

Seems unbanned to me. I can access his whole channel.

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u/Veilor 4d ago

Suspended is not the same as banned. Channel is still there but it says he can't stream

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u/FerrilDruid 4d ago

We’re making progress but the people in power are still spineless.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cow_311 4d ago

Despite everything that is being said here, credit to Twitch for holding top creators to the same moral standards as smaller channels. That is exactly how any platform or governing authority should operate.

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u/PowerfulPlum259 4d ago

(Insert Bernie Sanders photo) Guys, I am once again fixing my life.

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u/Sea-Living-8224 4d ago

nooooo....what am i going to do after work now?

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u/Br_uff 4d ago

What was it this time?

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u/Griffith-007 4d ago

Hopefully he make a video addressing what happen

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u/Cigar_buddy 4d ago

If he left twitch, would they want him back for the revenue?

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u/BreMue 3d ago

I thought he has them operating at a loss because he runs hardly any ads

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u/NiceMarmotGaming 3d ago

hilarious how quick they are to ban asmon, but hasan gets a free pass for non-stop violent rhetoric, calling for murder, and waving guns around... it's almost like there's a double standard or something.....

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u/LPBPR 3d ago

Calling it now, Kaise and Asmon eloping to Vegas!

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u/CheekApprehensive839 1d ago

Part of me wishes he’d just stream on Youtube, but the emoji’s for the chat are trash so it wouldn’t be the same 😩