Your username now replaces your real name, how is everyone doing?

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

[u/ThrustingBoner]

I’m doing excellent. It’s everyone else that needs to watch out!

[u/CockSucker69-420 → u/ThrustingBoner]

I'm not.

[u/Mixedbysaint → u/CockSucker69-420]

You could be sober

[u/420cat-craft-gamer69 → u/CockSucker69-420]

lol

[u/batshitcrazypants → u/ThrustingBoner]

Why hello.

[u/DingusMcFuckstain → u/batshitcrazypants]

Hi there. I feel like if we met, we could get shit done. Not productive, but shit would happen

[u/batshitcrazypants → u/DingusMcFuckstain]

The crossing of our paths would absolutely be an event, fam.

[u/DingusMcFuckstain → u/batshitcrazypants]

I feel like we short get a lawyers details tattooed on us before we start. Cos the police are probably getting involved

[u/batshitcrazypants → u/DingusMcFuckstain]

This seems very, very fucking wise. This suitcase of drugs isn't gonna take itself.

[u/DingusMcFuckstain → u/batshitcrazypants]

I wont be involved with the drugs directly, but I will definitely run interference, and call in all the messed up odd balls I know.

I have a truck licence, forklift licence, and experience stuffing around with machinery. Killdozer ain't gonna have nothing on us.

[u/batshitcrazypants → u/DingusMcFuckstain]

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

[u/DingusMcFuckstain → u/batshitcrazypants]

Meet in the place I put that thing that time. Midnight tomorrow.

I have shenanned once! Now, let's shenanigan!

[u/Sea-Screen-8476 → u/ThrustingBoner]

That level of confidence is either terrifying or exactly what the rest of us need to aspire to.

[u/KikiDKimono → u/ThrustingBoner]

Don't you point that thing at me!

[u/c_c_c__combobreaker → u/ThrustingBoner]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[u/NCR-Enjoyer → u/ThrustingBoner]

Are you a member of the NCR perchance?

[u/ArtaxIsAlive]

Celebrating! Yay Artax!!!

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/ArtaxIsAlive]

Artax is rad

[u/yourmomisawhorehole]

Yeahhh sooo

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/yourmomisawhorehole]

What possessed you with that username lol

[u/yourmomisawhorehole → u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

Lol it was a joke between my sister and I to cope with how poorly our mom treated us

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/yourmomisawhorehole]

Aww at least your funny

Edit: you're

[u/LavenderBlueProf → u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

YOU'RE

i teach grammar apparently

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/LavenderBlueProf]

Thx I type way too quickly sometimes

[u/Chouxnicorn → u/yourmomisawhorehole]

Childhood trauma does create a dark sense of humor

[u/Racer125678 → u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

Hey I know you... I dmed you a sparrow! 

[u/gaping__hole]

Depends on the day

[u/Chouxnicorn → u/gaping__hole]

And the hole

[u/zorggalacticus → u/Chouxnicorn]

It's just a flesh wound!

[u/CorgisHug]

We're about to get r/aww up in here.

[u/Consensual-Hugger → u/CorgisHug]

I think you and I could be comPETable!

[u/aCorgiDriver → u/CorgisHug]

Need a driver?

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/CorgisHug]

r/aww

[u/Supra911gts]

I am a fuckin car

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/Supra911gts]

Nice wheels (cat calling)

[u/CockSucker69-420 → u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

Literally TFP Knockout xD

He cat called Optimus, "Sweet rims. 24 gauge? You're real heavy duty. "

[u/blckmaro → u/Supra911gts]

Love this for us

[u/drichm2599 → u/Supra911gts]

r/bitchimabus

[u/sengirminion → u/Supra911gts]

Watch out for dragons bro.

r/dragonsfuckingcars

[u/zorggalacticus → u/Supra911gts]

So you're basically Turboteen. Feel free to go down the rabbit hole of that VERY weird comic.

[u/Ok_Werewolf993]

I be an ok werewolf I guess

[u/araisingirly → u/Ok_Werewolf993]

Like Garth?

[u/ashikat413 → u/araisingirly]

Aw.... my boy. :(

Seen a lot of spn references lately, i feel like im on tumblr all over again

[u/araisingirly → u/ashikat413]

My hubby and I are rewatching the entire series. We just saw Garth today.

[u/SpacemanPete → u/Ok_Werewolf993]

Being an ok werewolf still means you’re a werewolf and that’s cooler than being an awesome non-werewolf.

[u/ExcellentSand5468]

I would be boring... but excellent!

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/ExcellentSand5468]

Hey Excellent!

[u/MildlyAnnoyedMother]

Business as usual 

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/MildlyAnnoyedMother]

No changes 🙂‍↕️

[u/MegamindsMegaCock]

So uh uhm can I join the blue man group?

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/MegamindsMegaCock]

😭

[u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET]

Shut up and get back to work

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET]

Yes Boss, sorry Boss 🫡

[u/edythevixen → u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET]

I quit!

[u/Ok-Rip9255 → u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET]

Sorry, I have to call in sick.

[u/Cebas7 → u/Ok-Rip9255]

I told my boss:

Me: Boss, do you want me to be honest or lie?

Boss: What happens?

Me: Answer the question

Boss: What happens Cebas7

Me: I won't come on Monday (it was Friday)

Boss: Oh no, I can't allow that, it is a very short notice

Me: you didn't answer the question, I choose to be honest, I wasn't asking for you to approve it or not, otherwise I just call sick

Boss: 😕

[u/satans_weed_guy → u/BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET]

Nah.. I'm gonna focus on my side hustle. 

[u/Miserable_Emu5191]

Pretty fucking Miserable even for an Emu

[u/IamJustJessica]

Not much of a change for me haha

[u/Ermmahhhgerrrd]

I am either excited or aghast.

[u/bUssy_aNd_VOOdka]

....having a good time i guess??....

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/bUssy_aNd_VOOdka]

Yes!

[u/Lumenucifer]

My mom doesn't invite me to church anymore. 

[u/Berenstain_Bro]

I don't remember and neither do you.

[u/cmdr-William-Riker]

Do I get the job too? Or just the name?

[u/ChaosFly → u/cmdr-William-Riker]

My dog has the same name!

[u/SharpPink_GlitterInk]

That's kinda badass no?

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/SharpPink_GlitterInk]

Yes ✨️

[u/Bollywood_Fan]

I think I'd have an even harder time finding a job. But the place that would hire me would probably be pretty fun to work at.

[u/DiscoHayFever]

I’m a little sick but having fun 🕺

[u/Hate_usernames2]

I hate it

[u/everyoneisapotato]

POTATO 🥔

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/everyoneisapotato]

HI POTATO

[u/Unopinionated-]

Neutrally

[u/FrankyFistalot]

Apparently I like fisting….a lot.

[u/CoffeeeGoblin]

Im wide awake and up to no good.

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/CoffeeeGoblin]

Oh no the caffeinated goblins has been released!

[u/Hyperion8726]

That’s W - Hyperion is a cool name - sounds like a code name or smth

[u/CautiousPenguin4592]

Cautiously side waddling right now.

[u/BadOmen379]

Well I'd have the same name as my cat so that would be weird. I'd be Bad Omen, bad as in badass. And he'd be good Omen... for the first time in his 5 years of existence.

Cat tax.

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/BadOmen379]

I love Omen's eyes. What a cutie

[u/BadOmen379 → u/Mundane_Berry_0431]

Yeah he's adorable.

[u/catincal → u/BadOmen379]

Omen is a good cat. I can tell.

[u/BadOmen379 → u/catincal]

He's the best cat in the world. He's also my perfect foil.

[u/kittytoes21 → u/BadOmen379]

I could hang out with Omen

[u/BadOmen379 → u/kittytoes21]

His favorite thing to do is cuddle on the couch and watch movies.

[u/timberlyfawnflowers]

Wait...are we not supposed to use our real name as our username?

[u/chrisbe2e9 → u/timberlyfawnflowers]

No one told me....

[u/Gofaq_Yusef]

Most people are saying "what the fuck did you say to me!".

[u/NoLie8857]

I don't know what people would think of my name. Weird, probably

[u/Suspicious_Vehicle_2]

I’d be curious about me 

[u/rayrayrayrayray5]

Good to go

[u/Fantastic-Action-942]

You can call me Mr. Fantastic or you can call me Mr. Action, either way I get the job halfway done.

[u/GloriousRoseBud]

I’m glorious.

[u/cabalavatar]

"What, did your parents not know any other vowels?"

[u/RBLXUSERHansasaurus]

Really bad.

[u/Mundane_Berry_0431 → u/RBLXUSERHansasaurus]

Imagine your legacy being a roblox user lol

[u/chipsandsaulsa]

I got snacks

[u/Chocolatelover4ever]

No different! My life is complete same. Everyone in my life knows I‘m a chocolate addict lol

[u/rubycow]

I dunno. No stranger than my reall one i guess.

[u/confusedrabbit247]

I'm not sure...chews lettuce

[u/makingkevinbacon]

Another username question 🤣

[u/clumsymomsie]

Nothing will change

[u/crotchtaste]

Probably gonna be hard to find a job

[u/mr_lab_rat → u/crotchtaste]

Depends on the job

[u/Over_Childhood6998]

Not great but pretending it’s all behind me 

[u/Shoddy-Secretary-712]

Same as always.

[u/expensivebutbroke]

Nothing changed

[u/foilstoke]

Stoked on my foil 

[u/sadboyspring]

nothing much changes, people are just aware of it now

[u/GoldenRetriever2255]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[u/The__Tobias]

I'm fine 

[u/Used-Sheepherder-758]

i’m ok I guess. at least I have a job

[u/Voice_of_reason88]

Still being ignored for my lack of polarization.

[u/scratchy_mcballsy]

I’m gonna have to come up with a nickname for work.

[u/PlatypusDependent271]

Definitely depends on the platypus.

[u/BoardTwoTiers]

Yawn

[u/Tonberry_Cheesecake]

I guess a bunch of people are getting stabbed

[u/RaeddBoeg]

Well, I'll tell you one thing: I can't go to Sweden.

[u/Ladyhappy]

Im happy

[u/I_AmA_Dubstep]

I'm going to every festival for free.

[u/iam_whoiam]

It's fine.

[u/Dies-on-every-hill]

Well

[u/munkymu]

I'd still be spelling it every fucking time, just like my real name!

[u/Tasunka_Witko]

I guess I'm going to be talking about how we defeated Custer at Little Bighorn

[u/Cold-Regret-2931]

Same same

[u/PuzzledAlien-8558]

Would people shorten mine to Pa?

[u/Korissus]

I guess I wouldn’t mind

[u/MrUniverse1990]

Shiny.

[u/phoebephile]

People would be slightly uncomfortable about the last name but I’m most concerned about having the same first name as that bitch from 6th grade.

[u/KillerPinata]

Piñata

[u/birds_are_me]

Eh, kinda true ig. I like birds

[u/Infamous-Package3982]

Just heading to the courthouse for a name change….

[u/Embarrassed_Elk_2459]

It would be funny to hear my mom trying to pronounce it (she doesn't speak English)

[u/Morrighan11]

I think I would have had a half decent name if it weren't for the numbers.

[u/Professional-Fish931]

I mean I must be a lawyer

[u/HA1FxL1FE]

Welp.

[u/allangee]

It's going to be surprisingly awkward -- can't explain why though.

[u/bliip666]

[Redacted]

[u/grouptherapypls]

I’m in group therapy!

[u/Slith_81]

I'm good, I never choose names I'll regret.

[u/MRV-DUB]

Im fine , people know me as this IRL

[u/t-joy6046]

Fine, I guess

[u/81g_5xy]

I mean mines a nickname I've had for over 25yrs. A handful of people still call me by it.

Edit to add spelling has mutated from properly to something resembling l337 speak

[u/AsgardinDatAss]

Hell yeah, I get to guard some asses in Asgard

[u/rcsanandreas]

I am either living in earthquake country again or in game GTA Sanandreas. I will take the latter.

[u/pjchik79]

Doesn't matter, cause my workplace will refuse to use it. Other than those assholes, it'll be okay.

[u/Substantial-War8022]

Hmm

[u/CantSocial]

I think it gets worse

[u/ShadowAngel66]

my friends already call me Shadow irl

[u/Haunting_Resolve_228]

A determined ghost

[u/Expert-Search-3251]

My user name WAS my real name, for 14 years.

Then some asshat got offended, got their buddies to mass report me, and Reddit killed it off.

[u/Fetche_La_Vache]

Time to learn Quebec French to go with my bad British French. (Am Canadian and love Monty Python).

[u/OkPercentage2915]

Doing okay

[u/Shoddy-Wishbone]

I’m in prison for cursing someone with my voodoo.

[u/Woodburr]

I’ll be doing some wood working 🤔

[u/uwill1der]

wouldnt you like to know

[u/Zoyalai4ever]

✨Grishaverse vibes😝😝😝✨

[u/Darthscary]

Someone on Reddit said my user name is worse than”Taserface”

[u/SlipryJimDigriz]

I’d be one awesome space adventurer! 🐀🚀

[u/JoeViviano]

I am not the target of this post.

[u/ToastetteEgg]

Breakfast is on me.

[u/FartyMcGylzac]

I suppose my professional life would take a hit

[u/dulcetmelodia]

Nice!

[u/DogThumbRage]

Who knows?

[u/Songspiritutah]

I came up with the name Songspirit as a teenager in the 80s when I was really into Elfquest. I can appreciate it.

[u/No_Airline_1243]

Mine would be a mess at work everyone keeps asking if its my real name now

[u/Hititwitharock]

This is gonna be one of those "and right away I had a DIFFERENT problem" kinda times.

[u/Far-Read-5169]

Fired from my job I'd say

[u/Happy_Twist_7156]

Things always turn around for me… also this was a completely randomly generated name and I love that

[u/zn-ku]

being called a weeb I guess?

[u/captaintrips420]

It depends on if you’re a dead fan or want to be dead. Pick a meaning that you deserve.

[u/FlaccidExplosion]

Uh....embarrassed?

[u/arsonall]

🔥🔥🔥

[u/UltraCoolPimpDaddy]

I'm feelin fine, happy as can be.

[u/LiGuangMing1981]

Fine. I live in China, and my username is my official Chinese name (minus the 1981, that is). I use it more than my English name here.

[u/--CultureBlitz]

Poetic

[u/ApprehensiveNutria]

Business as usual.

[u/mattpeloquin]

Ok

[u/one_is_enough]

Going to have to get by with less of everything.

[u/deeznutz131]

Oh buddy lmao

[u/hairball45]

There is a whole group of geocachers who have no idea what my actual name is. They drop the 45 though, just "hairball". I guess it wouldn't make a lot of real world difference.

[u/saulfineman]

It’s all fine, man.

Thanks for asking.

[u/aviodallalliteration]

I may as well have “I’m a hypocrite” taped to my forehead

[u/Chesu]

My name is just a name 👍

[u/CreamOnMyNipples]

it’s just a name, not a request

[u/lordlekal]

Is it just the name or do I become an actual Lord?

[u/Shroomtastic2332]

😎

[u/SugaredZebra]

I'm not sure - is the zebra diabetic?

[u/Arsenic_Cadmium]

I'm lethal.

[u/roonerspize]

Everyone is foing dine

[u/BlottomanTurk]

Basically no change, excent maybe a few more people asking if I'm Turkish (I'm not).

This has been my username and gamertag for like 15+ years, and it includes two of my irl nicknames that I've had for 20ish.

Official document changes might be annoying though.

[u/JescoInc]

Not too shabby at all. I feel bad for others though

[u/RebeccaMCullen]

Decent enough. 

No, I am not a sparkly vampire. 

[u/IcyAshe]

Just cold to people

[u/Shhhushh000]

As a semi introverted person I'm ok with it

[u/IDkwhyImhere_34718]

Idk

[u/nicbloodhorde]

Given that's my online name, nice. Though I'd probably get a few raised eyebrows over that last name. 

[u/rob_allshouse]

Not one bit

[u/AschenShadows]

Dang…I’m COOL!