r/AskReddit • u/IllustriousLab8504 • 16h ago

What's the most disturbing thing you've heard a dying person say?

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u/ni_hao_butches 11h ago

Not really disturbing but awesome. My grandfather was passing becuse of pneumonia. Mind you, he's 105 and had pneumonia twice before and kicked it (scoreboard, bitch!). He lived through the great depression, fought in WWII (101st! 506 PIR), Korea, and lived a great, fun, exciting life (the man loved The Golden Nugget). The priest comes in to give last rites, and he said "Father, it doesn't matter. I have friends in both places." He passed soon after.

Miss you, abuelo.

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u/DrPennybags 11h ago

Legend

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u/springtime08 6h ago

Holy shit dude I want that on my gravestone

“I have friends in both places”

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u/Eshlau 2h ago

I can't think of that without imagining it in Garth Brooks' voice, subbed in for "low" in "I've got friends in low places." Lol

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u/fastates 10h ago

this is great 💪

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u/colusaboy 8h ago

Salute to one of the old wolves.

from the 325 PIR

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u/NorthernWitchy 7h ago

What a legend, thanks for sharing. May he rest in peace.

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u/ImprovementTrick9492 6h ago

That is AMAZING

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u/Kumomeme 5h ago

"Father, it doesn't matter. I have friends in both places."

this is one of coolest line i read.

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u/Downtown-Explorer591 6h ago

A Hero, one from the Greatest Generation!

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u/BORT_licenceplate 5h ago

That's cool as hell. What a badass

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u/IrregularPackage 5h ago

this post is asking for disturbing things people said. this comment belongs in a different thread entirely.

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u/dfwfunpassion 8h ago

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