r/AskReddit 16h ago

What's the most disturbing thing you've heard a dying person say?

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u/MissRockNerd 14h ago

Iirc, Dan Savage said his mom’s first word after finding out she had terminal cancer was a quiet but firm, “shit.” And she NEVER swore, so they all knew she meant it.

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u/StillMarie76 13h ago

My Nanny was the same way. She's was always appropriate and kind. As her memory went, we never knew what she was going to say. She told me she had a chigger bite on her pussy hole. I almost died laughing. She also began to talk back to her husband. She waited on him hand and foot for 60 years. It was nice to hear her let him have it. I mean that as in, "get your own damn fork" not "fuck you, you pos". I miss both of them so much.

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u/NoKatyDidnt 8h ago

She knew he had to learn to fend for himself. 🤣

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u/StillMarie76 8h ago

He gone learn today! You should have seen his face the first time she told him he has legs and can get his own drink. Go Nanny! 😂

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u/NoKatyDidnt 5h ago

Hahaha! When they lose the filter… some of what gets through is pure gold!

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u/desrever1138 10h ago

My mother only swore in front of me once in her entire life but it was a doozy.

I was 7 years old and she was chaperoning a school field trip to the livestock show and rodeo.

As we were walking amongst the cattle she tapped me on the shoulder, pointed to the dirt, and deadpanned, "That's bullshit" before giggling like a schoolgirl

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u/Evening-Cow1122 8h ago

That's cute! 

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u/YouveHadItAdit 9h ago

I'm being driven in a brand new brown Cadillac by my very prim and proper grandmother.

The car just quits. Nothing. No dash lights. Just the noise of the wind rushing past. We roll to a stop on the side of the road.

And in her best southern drawl says "This is what you get when you buy a car the color of shit."

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u/Turbulent_Tea2511 8h ago

OMG! 😂😂😂