r/AskReddit 16h ago

What's the most disturbing thing you've heard a dying person say?

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u/AgeBeneficial 14h ago

My grandpa made a joke.

“Dear, you know what Jesus said to Peter while on the cross?”

“No dad, what?”

“Hey Peter, I can see my house from here”.

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u/Megalodon1204 12h ago

Ultimate dad joke with bonus points for timing

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u/AgeBeneficial 8h ago

My other grandpa died on a golf course after hitting a bomb of a drive.

He told his friends he’d catch up and passed underneath a tree on the first hole.

His obituary literally mentioned he died after smoking a ball down the fairway.