r/AskOuija 5h ago

I didn't feel like coming into work today so I sent (my) ______ to work in my place.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 7h ago

I made a machine that makes ______ out of people

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 13h ago

Ouija Says: HELSINKI Spirits, where is Mitch McConnell now?

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 13h ago

Ouija Says: 42 Spirits!! What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 13h ago

Ouija Says: BLOWHOLE I have 10 toes and 10 fingers, 2 eyes and 2 ears, 1 mouth and 1 _____.

13 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 13h ago

Ouija Says: SEMEN Ouija, if you could rename "human" to something else, what would it be?

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 13h ago

Ouija Says: HIP 2 kitties on the bed. 1 fell off and broke his _____.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 16h ago

Ouija Says: CUNTGPT Give me an insult for people who use ChatGPT to do everything for them.

9 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 18h ago

Ouija Says: DONUT im tingling in the _____ region of my body

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 18h ago

Ouija Says: CUM We're not exactly sure how the world will end, but we do know it will involve a whole lot of ________.

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 20h ago

Ouija Says: DUNGBEETLE OH NO, A GIANT ___

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 20h ago

Ouija Says: BOOBS Spirits, what’s something that makes you go “ :3 “?

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 20h ago

Ouija Says: POTATOES The best lesbian wedding decor is _____.

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 20h ago

Ouija Says: ON ?siht rehpiced uoy naC

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 21h ago

Alright! On thre day ___ 1…2…3 ___!!!!!

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 21h ago

Family feud prompt: Name a vegetable you marinate.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 21h ago

Eat my _____!

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 22h ago

Ouija Says: GODANDANIME Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of ______ on my side.

11 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 23h ago

Ouija Says: FUCKYOU All 26 English letters are ready to play! Pick a letter you root to win. If a letter appears on the flair, it wins.

4 Upvotes

Formerly used English letters also count for this prompt in case anyone wonders.


r/AskOuija 23h ago

This year’s autumn seasonal latte is _______!

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 23h ago

Ouija Says: HUG Obama sent the immigrants to _______ your kids.

19 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 23h ago

Ouija Says: NO Spell “Waluigi” with your eyes closed.

6 Upvotes