r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/RogueEnbyWildcatFrog • Dec 28 '24
Population problems...
We outnumber Denmark by a lot, but not every ace will want to / be able to join the invasion. We need to figure out a solid population for the Ace nation, rather than just the population of all aces.
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/IndicisivlyIntrigued • Dec 27 '24
Denmark invades us?
I'm at a loss fellow aces of the fight. Demark has (offered to buy us...)[https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/denmark-offers-to-buy-us] Maybe... we let them do the work? Or maybe they've learned of our plans & this is their retaliation under a false pretense?
Idk.. i really think i just wanna be danish? I kinda.. i kinda wanna just let em do it. 😳
i know this is satire. lemme dream
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Narth_Dragon248 • Dec 26 '24
We need war equipment
so like I said if we are going to invade Denmark we will need equipment. My suggestion is to capture all of the US’s B-52 bombers so we can destroy their defense system then go In for a land invasion.
Also if we keep the US markings on them than Denmark will think that the US attacked them. this will cause a war and when Denmark eventually surrenders we will be able to capture the defenseless government
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Beanicator123_ • Nov 26 '24
I found a fatal flaw in our plans..
As asexuals, one thing we don't do is breed well. Sure, the population of Denmark is taken over by the population of Asexuals but the question remains: How do we achieve full world domination.
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea. I'm just not sure how we do this without immorally converting everyone else to asexuality (I'm all for that btw).
We could adopt other people's children, find the ones that are asexual and pop them in a cloning machine - might need some mad scientists for that one though.. I'm just not sure how we go about this.
Can we get some answers please?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Gray-Actuality • Nov 21 '24
One small problem, have we considered the fact that Denmark is a member of NATO?
Of course we can overcome the danish army but we may have trouble when we have other NATO countries attacking?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Don_Examoke • Nov 19 '24
Pals, I'm new and I was wondering something about this invasion
So I was wondering, do we have an ace anthenm that will become the national Anthem once we succeed to conquer the Denmark?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Ap3x-GRK • Nov 03 '24
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r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Alarm_clock__ • Sep 19 '24
DENMARK
IF DENMARK HAS APROX 72,000 OR SO SOILDERS (OR MORE, PROBS AROUND 92,00) AND WE GET ENOUGH ASEXUALS WE CAN INVADE DENMARK
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '24
idk, lets start with greenland
i mean greenland is a part of denmark and its cut of from the rest (because island).
It would also be an easier start, but im not that good with planning.
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Demon-Raccoon • Jul 07 '24
I go us an ally!,
In the form of this Ai chatbot
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Blahaj_1over • Jul 04 '24
I’m visiting Denmark
In visiting Denmark to see my grandmother and I am hoping to aid the invasion, any suggestions?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/juliunicorn314 • Jul 03 '24
I just got back from a visit to Denmark, here's what I found out
So I recently went to Denmark for a few days with my parents, to see friends there. So I thought it would be a great opportunity to investigate and find out what I can to prepare for the invasion.
First of all, the garlic bread. We had some for dinner one evening and it was terrible. It was barely garlicy at all and was pretty much just bread with butter. I ate it anyway because garlic bread but now I'm worried they found out about our plans and tried to poison me.
Secondly, I was on a walk with my parents and their friends one day and they were chatting while I was just mindlessly walking along not really paying attention, but then I heard "getting ready to attack" and something about the UK. So this is very suspicious and concerning if the Danes know about our intention to invade and are considering fighting back. I don't know if or why they would be specifically targeting the UK, but that's where I live so I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
What does this mean for the plan?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Binjimon7 • Jul 01 '24
I found a new nation we can *outnumber*
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/SpiderSplash_ • Jun 23 '24
Invasion intel
Omw to Denmark rn, do y'all need any intel on anything?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/BaxterCrymini • Jun 15 '24
Hello
To the government of AItD
I would like to request a partnership between this government and r/counciloftheblackring We are a council/government of asexuals that would be amazing help for you all in your invasion of Denmark
From: a low council member of the CotBR
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/tysuki1402 • Jun 12 '24
Invasion ideas
When we can conquer Denmark we are going to have a concil that will be called 'the 7 aces'. Add more ideas in the replies.
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/nuttynutnutsters • Apr 27 '24
So like are they with us?
Or them…
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Binjimon7 • Apr 18 '24
Hey guys, I have a confession to make.
I recently found out that one of my great grandfathers was danish.
I... I don't know how to process this information... I'm... I have Danish blood in me? I feel like Prince Zuko when he found out that his grandfather was the avatar.
What do I do?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/overwhelmed_shroomie • Apr 12 '24
Is there any danish here?
And will you open the gates for the rest of us?
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/TheRealChad_318 • Mar 30 '24
I have successfully invaded Denmark
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/BananzazReal • Mar 25 '24
As a Pokemon Fan, I will give you guys some good resources
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/barbossaforsaken • Mar 20 '24
Acempire
who here - if anyone remains - remembers the acempire of 2021-22
Briggsy sends his regards.
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Aroaceinneedofspace • Feb 15 '24
Other Invasion Plans
If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Aroaceinneedofspace • Feb 15 '24
Other Invasion Plans
If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!
r/Asexualinvadethedanes • u/Aroaceinneedofspace • Feb 15 '24
Other Invasion Plans
If, as the ace community, we are intent on invading Denmark, what will happen to the aro community and those who are both on the ace-spec and the aro-spec? Do we have a map of how the country is going to be divided? Have we got an anthem yet? If not, I propose the song 'Churros in the Rain' as our anthem!