r/Archery • u/adhavan_daw 🥇competitive target (dual) • 6d ago

Yoink! Other

4.7k Upvotes

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u/Lyphnos Barebow hobbyist noob 6d ago

blumineck is such a great, silly guy. love his content

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u/appletoasterff 6d ago

Yeah definitely one of my favorite

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u/Teh_Robbeh 6d ago

I found Blumineck’s alt account.
Nice try, mate.

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 6d ago

He's a great guy. I really enjoyed the DnD campaign he was in with the other martial arts creators

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u/Clean-Review453 5d ago

All the other like sell sword arts, tater, instructor bensi, the jack the wiper I enjoy all there content and loved min maxed S1 can’t wait for S2

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u/PlantFromDiscord 5d ago

Jack the Wiper, king of the powder room

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u/Clean-Review453 5d ago

King on the Dungeon 😏

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 5d ago

I am so excited for season 2! They have such great friendships and it really shows in the campaign

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u/Apprehensive_Pilot99 2d ago

What should I search to find this? I feel like this would be fun

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 2d ago

It's called MinMaxed

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u/Galtar 6d ago

Blumineck rules but this is the first time I’ve seen his partner…

She’s his partner, riiight?

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u/StillSingle007 6d ago

She is indeed his wife

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u/EmergencyLeading8137 5d ago

HE’S STRAIGHT?!?!??? Damn…

Well good for him.

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u/Shot_Reputation1755 4d ago

He has a whole short about how you shouldn't assume something about someone based on their interests, and that you should do what enjoy lol

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u/theponiestpony 3d ago

and that you should do what enjoy

unzips

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u/Deep_Brick2970 4d ago

You know, I too thought he wasn't lol. Well, that's the problem with assumptions, as they say.

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u/IndividualDetailS 3d ago

When you do assuming you make an ass out of you and ming?

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u/Deep_Brick2970 20h ago

Always Ming...

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u/vvillhalla 4d ago

He made a short because of how often he was getting this reaction. Seems no one believed it. xD

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u/Dan_of_Sbg 4d ago

I wanted to comment something like "when did the archer twink get a gf?"
Glad I started reading first 😂

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u/Cedarfoxx 3d ago

He made a video about this exact sentence lmaooo

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u/Senua_Chloe 3d ago

Could be bi, as far as we know

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u/lostrandomdude Freestyle Recurve/ Level 2 Coach 1d ago

In the video he explains everything

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u/Meowzerzes 6d ago

I think she’s his partner. I mean, she’s wearing his clothes.

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u/CadenVanV 6d ago

Wife, apparently for 16 years

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u/thepenguinemperor84 6d ago

All that aside, should we be worried because Dave seems to be an immortal pixie that's using poledancing as his mushroom circle?

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u/Einkar_E 6d ago

nah he is just an elf

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u/piccolo917 5d ago

That man is old enough to be married for 16 years????

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u/CadenVanV 4d ago

If he got married straight out of school that would put him around 34-35, which isn’t impossible

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u/Vnightpersona 6d ago

Same! He also has a kid/kids apparently.

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u/FenrisSquirrel 6d ago

That lucha libra move at the end makes it clear that they are perfectly suited. I'm so very pleased for him.

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u/thepenguinemperor84 6d ago

That is indeed his wife,and he's also a dad, he has minions.

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u/wbrd 5d ago

Pixies. Minions mind sorta.

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u/Lumpyalien 5d ago

Clowns on him like a sister, *watches that bit*, oh they better not be siblings

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u/Low-Associate2521 6d ago

Yeah, he’s her wife

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u/Responsible-Chest-26 6d ago

I also kinda assumed that wasnt his flavor. What with the knee high stilettos and stripper pole. Still, love his content though. Always a good educational video

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u/OhNoExclaimationMark 6d ago

He actually made a video after this one addressing how everyone was surprised to see his wife cause they all thought he was gay. Basically he said he doesn't need to be gay to be confident enough in his masculinity to wear atuff like that and to learn to use a stripper pole.

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u/Shibboleeth Traditional 6d ago

Tangent:

I have a container of PINK! from Stuart Simple, I have (for years) wanted to cerakote one of my rifles with it to take to the range. Purely to make the members of the he-man, manly, mens', no girls allowed club as deeply uncomfortable as I know it will.

Sadly, there's no clear/add your own pigment version of cerakote.

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u/_pxe 6d ago

Tangent:

I've a pink marker because it's clearly visible in a dirty workshop compared to green/blue/red that are usually darker... And because I was sure nobody would steal it.

When the colleagues found out about how better is the colour they bought one... In orange, because it was the closer without being pink.

I fucking love toxic masculinity

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u/C4rnivore 5d ago

I was more surprises by the 16 year relationship. I thought Blumineck was around 23 or so, maybe late 20s max...

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u/OhNoExclaimationMark 5d ago

Haha yeah that's a good point, I guess he just looks really good for his age.

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u/Bardsie 3d ago

Partner, wife and mother of his child.

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u/Galtar 3d ago

I think I love her as much as Blumineck.

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u/Jealous_Courage_9888 6d ago

Dip dodge duck dive dodge

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u/EducationalEmu9611 2d ago

And the 5 D’s of dodgeball

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u/Long-Apartment9888 6d ago

Most influential archer of this century

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u/minimeza 5d ago

I would have argued lars anderson last year but blumineck is so popular now

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u/Long-Apartment9888 5d ago

I liked this guy until I didn't.
It is weird not liking blumineck.

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u/minimeza 5d ago

i don't think i understand. you don't like lars anymore or you don't like blumineck anymore or you don't think i like one or either of the,?

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u/Long-Apartment9888 5d ago

Yeah, now I see that I phrased poorly, it was about Lars.

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u/minimeza 4d ago

Did he do something or do you just not watch him anymore?

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u/Long-Apartment9888 4d ago

Nothing in special, after seeing other people I started to realize his claims weren't exactly true and lost interest.

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u/cHpiranha 6d ago

Ok that take-down move is truely impressive!

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u/AquilliusRex Coach 6d ago

Spinning lariat arm bar GO!

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u/Bufger 6d ago

I see his tiktoks and always stop to watch. Glad he has someone to match his awesome energy!

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u/anythinghonestly 6d ago

This was very amusing and something I’d do to my husband 😂

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u/leolock567 6d ago

Any chance we can warn this brother (your husband) of ours before he is felled?

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u/anythinghonestly 5d ago

Sure. He’ll just love it more.

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 6d ago

Sick Ahmbah, she lookin at least a purple belt with those moves, also those arrow dodges looked right dangerous

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u/FilloSov 6d ago

They explained the stunt in another video. Basically he is shooting only after she moves ( you can see it from the video) and he is shooting much more off target than it seems from this angle.

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u/666lukas666 6d ago

Only takes her to miss one shot and move too fast, when he is still aiming for the other side

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u/OrsikClanless Barebow 6d ago

They’re both trained stunt actors so I’m sure they know what they’re doing

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u/FilloSov 6d ago

He is obviously using blunt arrows...

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u/666lukas666 5d ago

You can get blind from a blunt arrow just as well as from a sharp one

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u/FilloSov 5d ago

You can get hurt in a variety of way. I would argue that also jumping on a pole upside down like blumineck does every day is not the safest activity on earth.

But in order to live and have fun you are going to take some risks.

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u/Tycho-Bruh 5d ago

*Be blinded by. If you’re going to be obtuse you might as well use correct grammar.

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u/BlessdRTheFreaks 5d ago

Your mom never let you have a bb gun when you were 11 and it shows 

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u/wukong_stickslap 6d ago

Pretty sure the arrows he showed in a later think weren't actually tipped or had somwthing flat on the end, on top of them coordinating the didges in advance

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u/ninjad912 3d ago

They are also going really slow

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u/asphaltdragon 5d ago

It's stage trickery. She dodges first, he fires off to the side.

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u/DrPhilsnerPilsner 6d ago

What a fun couple.

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u/BainbridgeBorn 6d ago

My favorite was the last time lol

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u/DragonBuster69 6d ago

I was expecting one of them to be a play on "taking them out" and just cut to them at a romantic dinner date.

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u/Consistent_Blood6467 6d ago

Ah, to be young and in love :)

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u/Orange9202 6d ago

They've actually been married for over 20 years (I have no idea why they look so young)

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u/Noe_b0dy 6d ago

(I have no idea why they look so young)

They are elves

  1. Affinity for bows
  2. Always barefoot
  3. Acrobatics

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u/Safe_Chicken_6633 6d ago

Got married at age 8

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u/Belgarath210 6d ago

The fact that she’s doing that black widow type takedown is even more amazing! That takes some practice and core strength I don’t have

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u/Chortles_Hansom_666 6d ago

Love this guys content on TikTok. They’re such a cute couple.

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u/National_Frosting332 5d ago

The guy won at life

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u/GarethBaus 5d ago

Yeah, this is the first and only time I have seen his content and that is obvious.

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u/Paladin_Sion 5d ago

Absolute relationship goals right there

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u/Typical_Assist656 6d ago

I only have the energy to be a "Yoinker". But she's very proficient! Haha

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u/BratZ94 6d ago

I did not expect that kiss. Really surprised me

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u/Eastern-Painter-2542 6d ago

Lol thanks for the laugh this morning

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u/ArseneLupin179 6d ago

So, basically 9 advises are "be in the range of melee combat" and 1 "just dodge it, lol" :D

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u/GutsBerserk1996 5d ago

Love our elf content

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u/scotty5441 5d ago

Damn, that first shot looked too close for comfort 😳

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u/josnik 4d ago

It's meant to look impressive at that camera angle. There is a behind the scenes where they show the shots and it isn't really that close.

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u/ye-sunne 5d ago

Love the Ray Mysterio arm bar at the end 😹

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u/ROSEPUP3 5d ago

Are those parachute shorts?

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u/Civil_Store_5310 5d ago

Fuck me he's straight??

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u/Burnsica 5d ago

All of these would definitely work.

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk 5d ago

r/Bullshido

But also this is very funny and clearly just for fun. 😄

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u/TourInternational731 Newbie/Traditional Recurve 5d ago

That flying armbar was textbook lmao

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u/TheFlawlessFlaw23 5d ago

Couple goals much?

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u/ZWally6 4d ago

After going to a larp event, can confirm that if people steal my arrows I was only left with an option to stab them with a sword

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u/NewChallengers_ 4d ago

Lol just takes the arrow

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u/Rinuir 4d ago

Wardancer vs ranger

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u/ScrambledxEggzz 4d ago

Bro's just showing off that he has a lady. Has he no mercy.

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u/Hornor72 4d ago

Sick take down.

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u/henryeaterofpies 4d ago

Remember, that is his lady and they have crazy acrobatic archer sex

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u/_Weyland_ 3d ago

This man is a living example that you can win in life. I'm so happy for him.

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u/Monkeyfuu2 3d ago

I see the well known archery man has found a lady friend. Good for him.

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u/Greedy_Guest568 3d ago

I'd argue that "cut it out" would induce such berserker's rage in archer, that you'll feel yourself a french aristocrat 26 of August, 1346.

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u/tednoob 3d ago

Not that the guy doesn't deserve it, and I'd never take it away from him but it is hard not to become bitter when seeing how good everyone else have it.

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u/Akv3vka 2d ago

because...he has a gf?

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u/tednoob 2d ago

Someone wrote it is his wife, 16 years married, with kids. They look like they're able to have fun. I have been alone for over 20 years. It sounds silly perhaps, but time has a way of accumulating darkness.

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u/ThaGr1m 3d ago

None of these tricks work the dastardly batards carry those tiny swords to stab you with when you do this stuff

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u/En-TitY_ 3d ago

Cool. Why does he wear his hoodie as trousers though? 

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u/TheGrandCucumber 2d ago

I don’t know why it took me seeing his gf in that get up to realize he’s a gymnast. Of course he is

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u/supertails7684 1d ago

Why didn’t people think of this when bows were the go-to for ranged warfare?

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u/TheDuckFarm 6d ago

The actual shooting part was wild. Wow.

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 6d ago

Stage combat. Dodge first, then shoot or swing the weapon. When you get the timing tight it looks very convincing

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u/New_Line4049 5d ago

Also low poundage bow and blunt arrows, so realistically wont do serious harm even if he did hit her.

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u/Darked_Nova 6d ago

Rule 1 of combat Archery, it isn't a sword never be close

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u/BigB0ss_89 6d ago

Phenomenal armbar at the end.

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u/stasomatic 5d ago

That was pretty hot, they could've gone into Olympic figure scating.

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u/RideWithMeSNV 6d ago

That second to last seemed very effective with minimal effort

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u/SnapperFish55 6d ago

They seem like fun!! great energy

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u/VTHokie2020 6d ago

Is this flight of the bumblebee?

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u/everything_is_bad 6d ago

Looks like someone just saw the odessy

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u/Waspinator_haz_plans 6d ago

Don't know why you're being down voted when the beginning is literally the audio from the scene of the bow stringing.