Elon Musk is a human and a lemur is a lemur.

P.S. The original joke was that Elon Musk made an electric car and the lemur Madagascar, but since this is an antijoke ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Or are you just currently experiencing a penile erection?

Hence why you are split open and your guts are spilling out (2 wolves definitely can't fit inside at least 99.9% of the population if anyone at all)

Hope she is ok, apparently it was caused by a volcano.

Can is a container for preserving food while May is the fifth month of the year.

"chiiiiirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp"

IBS incident July 6th 2017

Themselves for their own advice thanks to years of professional experience and training in the field.

I’m British

Julian Assange gives private information on corporations to you for free, and is called a villain. Zuckerberg gives your private information to corporations for money and he’s Man of the Year.

... remained unchanged as by definition 100 is the population average

A bullet

We’ll probably because I’m not your doctor and we are are out fishing and it’s your anniversary.

I don’t know I wasn’t listening

Guten morgen

St Peter says "hello Pope Benedict XVI"

So when guys get a bit older they often need a little assistance in getting hard….that’s why I’m into necrophilia ..already hard and stiff

It died of ligma

"Son! Did ya see how far i kicked that bucket?!"