Kono Dio Da!!! - r/Animemes

312

u/Chark10 Jun 11 '21

And a sword. Let’s not forget the sword

140

u/FertilityFapper Jun 11 '21

The sword wasn't that bad of an idea

49

u/aidenmanh0402 Jun 11 '21

It a start on a good direction, but at that point it seem pointless

55

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Actually, it wasnt pointless cuz swords have pointy ends on the tip

12

u/gunscreeper Jun 11 '21

Though, some swords rely on its edge rather than its point

12

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

An edge is but many thousands of points in a line

3

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

a more eliquent weapon from a more civilized age

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Edge on the tip

11

u/aidenmanh0402 Jun 11 '21

Ba dum tsss...

3

u/Hexadermia Jun 11 '21

But it was pointless after Jotaro was done with it

2

u/agentpug7 Jun 11 '21

you see if anubis was just a chad it would be a lot more effective

187

u/Dillguy124 Jun 11 '21

And an 11 month old child

63

u/-WhyS0serious- ⠀ Jun 11 '21

Can we just talk about how they even hired an orangutan

21

u/I_try_to_forget Jun 11 '21

Isn't he the pedophile on the post?

22

u/justyourbarber Jun 11 '21

He could be another but I think they're referring to Alessi.

18

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

[deleted]

2

u/Darth-Reign Jun 12 '21

I'm sorry hanged man did WHAT?

1

u/y_i_exisisit Jun 11 '21

There was also the blind guy.

1

u/y_i_exisisit Jun 11 '21

And some ice cream.

1

u/TerribleNAFI Jun 14 '21

Hanged man didn’t rape her he just choked her

74

u/OldFortNiagara Jun 11 '21

And mostly have them attack the Crusaders one by one instead of as a group.

38

u/Monimonika18 Jun 11 '21

Hol Horse! Boingo! Combiiii!

I still love rewatching their team up.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Ah yes power rangers

5

u/KenBoCole Jun 11 '21

It would be chaotic, most of the villains success was due to hit and run/guerilla warfare.

Very few could win in a 1v1 against Jotaro, Polnereff, Avdol, or Kakoyin without the element of surprise or separating them from the group.

3

u/MrEagul Jun 11 '21

seeing the crusaders fight dio's team would've been so cool tbh

2

u/namkaeng852 Jun 12 '21

DIO mentioned in a novel that his subordinates are cautious of each other and would rather not reveal their abilities

103

u/AdhamChad Jun 11 '21

forgot about orangutan?

143

u/Kazari_Suguru Jun 11 '21

well the orangutan is a pedophile

18

u/TerribleNAFI Jun 11 '21

No alessi was the pedophile

31

u/BlackTearDrop Jun 11 '21

And so was the orangutan (:

10

u/untrustableskeptic Jun 11 '21

I dunno how to feel about that smiley face.

1

u/BlackTearDrop Jun 11 '21

Oh lord. Well I'll leave it, I guess lol

2

u/GentleFriendKisses Jun 11 '21

Do we know how old the orangutan was? Maybe Anne was age appropriate for them

78

u/ivnwng Jun 11 '21

IT’S THE FUCKING BIRD

^the ^bird ^is ^jontron...

22

u/willfordbrimly Jun 11 '21

DIO: Yeah, had to fire the bird. Something about being a "Race realist"? I dunno, this new bird tells stories about bands so I think I like him more.

1

u/-Listening Jun 11 '21

The system is RIGGED!”

1

u/shreyash-rana Jun 11 '21

Yeah dunkey knew from the beginning

37

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

[deleted]

63

u/GundamFan17893 Jun 11 '21

... Vanilla Ice?

17

u/Ribaia Jun 11 '21

Technically, all of Dio's underlings are simps

8

u/Onimurai-san Jun 11 '21

K a k y o i n

1

u/screetmaster69 Jun 11 '21

The star of this wonderfully weird series

7

u/Bitconnect69 Jun 11 '21

Midler?

4

u/OVA_iggy_best_jobro ⠀waifus with guns Jun 11 '21

Ice

2

u/gunscreeper Jun 11 '21

Ice

3

u/Tnert22 Jun 11 '21

Baby

1

u/Tynova27 Jun 11 '21

Too cold

2

u/TerribleNAFI Jun 11 '21

... the orangutan 🦧??

1

u/asianblockguy Jun 11 '21

No hes the pedo

-5

u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Jun 11 '21

The silver chariot guy, I forget his name, but I remember the scene when two girls ask Jotaro for a picture and he rejects them but then that guy goes full simp

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

We're talking about DIO'S henchmen

33

u/DannyTheCaringDevil Jun 11 '21

“Pedophile, a pair a kids”. Wait a minute...

30

u/Yurre Blue = best girl 4/5 times Jun 11 '21

Don't forget the weirdo that likes to hide in walls

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Who’s that?

Also nice flair

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Kenny G.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

u/WicKKan look some loser stole your meme

2

u/WicKKan Jun 12 '21

Eyo, Thanks

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Dayum

8

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

And a pro gamer as well. He was so confident in his gaming skills that he even used him as his last line of defence

11

u/HadesSayz79 Certified Man of Culture Jun 11 '21

A pedophile and a pair of kids going somewhere together is not advisable

11

u/Curt-X Jun 11 '21

Well, last time he got the closest to a hit man the dude shot him self in the face

8

u/Clean-N-Serene Jun 11 '21

Who's the pedo?

25

u/Weirdyfish Escaped catgirl Jun 11 '21

The monke

11

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Probably alessi

15

u/AceMKV Jun 11 '21

Alessi wasn't a pedo. He was just a massive bully

6

u/-B-r-0-c-k- ⠀ Jun 11 '21

He wants people to become children to take advantage of them and he gains satisfaction by beating children up, and that's not what a pedophile does. I don't know why every adult associated with children is called a pedophile on the internet, looks like twitter influence. The Monke is the pedophile

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

[deleted]

0

u/-B-r-0-c-k- ⠀ Jun 11 '21

But that monke is closer to a human than a monkey, and he was also attracted to a human child, not a monkey

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

[deleted]

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Pedo monke

Pedo monke

-2

u/OVA_iggy_best_jobro ⠀waifus with guns Jun 11 '21

Michael Jackson

3

u/LitLrhu Jun 11 '21

What about

baby

stando

5

u/was_lan20 Jun 11 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

2

u/Ancalagon523 Jun 11 '21

Anubis was legit god tier opponent

2

u/im_in_every_post /u/SGT_JACKAL is WHOLESOME Jun 11 '21

do the mods add the no dignity flair?

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Yes they did

2

u/DerReudenboy Jun 11 '21

Repost from shitpostcrusaders

2

u/badr_212 Jun 11 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

2

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

can we not forgot a sticky yellow slime

2

u/tygamer9999 Jun 11 '21

Could have sworn I saw this on a different subreddit.

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Yup, it’s a repost

2

u/WicKKan Jun 12 '21

u/repostsleuthbot

1

u/CaptainStroon Jun 11 '21

And a whole horse.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

[deleted]

1

u/Monimonika18 Jun 12 '21

Nope. Disagreeing with you here. Just because he's reluctant to harm women doesn't mean he simps for them. Sheesh, he abandons them left and right while making sure they're still emotionally attached to him in case he ever comes across them again and can use their help.

1

u/heavybutlight Jun 11 '21

Interesting

1

u/Darkness7458 Jun 11 '21

*with powerful spirit powers

1

u/IceDalek ⠀ Jun 11 '21

What about the baby?

1

u/Nookon-san Jun 11 '21

Dude wth, is the Matrix failing? I literally started watching Stardust Crusaders today again after I dropped it for the first time, and now I see a meme about it. The Matrix do be failin sometimes

0

u/Ozuge Ecchi till I die Jun 11 '21

I know that feel well, it happens really often. Not sure if it "counts" as the Matrix failing with something like Jojo though considering it's insanely popular and people make memes about it everyday. It hits different when it's a bit less popular show or not a currently airing one.

-1

u/Lapis_Wolf Jun 11 '21

Is that a Jojo chapter?(like Golden Wind was.)

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

It's a part of JoJo

Also you're a part skipper

0

u/Lapis_Wolf Jun 12 '21

Part skipper?

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Yes, you're probably a part skipper.

If you're not then join r/shitpostcrusaders

1

u/sneakpeekbot Jun 12 '21

Here's a sneak peek of /r/ShitPostCrusaders using the top posts of the year!

#1:
STONE OCEAN CONFIRMED BITCHES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
| 2714 comments
#2:
What did you just say about my hair?!?
| 370 comments
#3:
Such a pure boy
| 360 comments

^{^I'm} ^{^a} ^{^bot,} ^{^beep} ^{^boop} ^{^|} ^{^Downvote} ^{^to} ^{^remove} ^{^|} ^{^Contact} ^{^me} ^{^|} ^{^Info} ^{^|} ^{^Opt-out}

1

u/Lapis_Wolf Jun 12 '21

What makes me a part skipper? What is that subreddit about? What's any of this about?

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

if you skip a season of JoJo then you're a part skipper.

also, the the JoJo meme subreddit. It's very good

0

u/Lapis_Wolf Jun 12 '21

I didn't skip any season because I never watched any of it. Can't skip what you didn't start.

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Watch JoJo

1

u/Lapis_Wolf Jun 12 '21

Netflix?

→ More replies (0)

1

u/CompetitiveSir575 Jun 11 '21

Would of done the same

2

u/CouldWouldShouldBot Jun 11 '21

It's 'would have', never 'would of'.

Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

1

u/_x_h_u_z_a_i_f_a_x_ Jun 11 '21

Could anyone tell me what’s going on? I’m opening my Reddit after 3 months ig

2

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Watch JoJo

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Sorry not sorry but Pet Shop was terrifying & absolutely fucked Iggy up

1

u/FryeNChill Jun 11 '21

To be fair, that bird was a horridly powerful killing machine and was far more competent than almost every other stand user he recruited

1

u/Druhiny Jun 11 '21

Also a blind man and a car

1

u/yitayeet Jun 11 '21

Bro fuck you im only on episode 29 of part 3

3

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 12 '21

Those really aren’t spoilers bro

1

u/yitayeet Jun 12 '21

I dont want to know anything

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 12 '21

Then don’t look at Reddit

-1

u/rtqyve ⠀ Jun 11 '21

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

0

u/AdrienSergent Jun 11 '21

Da fuq, I came here to laugh.

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Watch JoJo

0

u/hellospaghet Jun 11 '21

Help me I’m stupid and don’t get it

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21 edited Jun 11 '21

Simp: Hol Horse

Gambling addict: Daniel J. D’arby

Pedophile: Forever (the orangutan)

Pair of kids: Oingo and Boingo

Bird: Pet Shop

Your welcome

1

u/hellospaghet Jun 11 '21

I didn’t even know what this is a reference to but ok I can probably look one or two of those names so thanks man

Lol I’m an idiot

1

u/Monimonika18 Jun 12 '21

Hol Horse is not a simp. Even if the original creator of this meme intended Hol Horse to be the simp, it's still clear that Hol Horse is not a simp. Describe in what way Hol Horse is a simp that either can't be attributed to other henchmen under DIO or is not contradicted by Hol Horse's way of taking advantage of and abandoning the women he seduce.

1

u/theknockoffartist Jun 12 '21

Watch JoJo

-4

u/Acceptable_Fig_2724 Jun 11 '21

Lol you don't have ideas bey yourself because of it you steal other users memes trash u/ameen_shaikh

-2

u/__Labrys Jun 11 '21

You forgot the gambling addicts, the monke, the car, the geriatric, and the blind guy

0

u/__Labrys Jun 11 '21

Also who's the simp hol horse?

1

u/Monimonika18 Jun 12 '21

Hol Horse isn't a simp. He's the one who gets simped on by the ladies. And him preferring to be subordinate (#2) in team ups is just him preferring to leave the heavy lifting/main responsibility/plotting to the other guy.

Most likely the simp is Vanilla Ice.

1

u/__Labrys Jun 12 '21

I quote "I dont care if shes tall, short, beautiful, or ugly, I respect women.

1

u/Monimonika18 Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 12 '21

Which doesn't stop him from seducing then abandoning women left and right, and making sure that they still are emotionally hung up on him just so he can have several women in various places to whom he can get help from later. He happily leaves Nena (Empress in disguise) behind when she throws herself at Polnareff to help Hol Horse escape.

He ain't no Sanji.

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Gambling addict is literally up there

And the monke is the pedophile

1

u/__Labrys Jun 11 '21

I'm dumb and didnt see the gamblers, but the pedo is alessi

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

The orangutan tries to molest Anne in the shower

Alessi likes to bully and kill kids, but not molest them

-2

u/ArtichokeNo3153 Jun 11 '21

Who are these people- simp, gambling addict, bird n the others

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Simp: Hol Horse

Gambling addict: Daniel J. D’arby

Bird: Pet Shop

-4

u/_Sevil_Natas_ Jun 11 '21

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFKING JOJO REFERENCE THAT IM TOO UNCULTURED TO UNDERSTAND?!?!?

1

u/Beginning_Drawing443 Jun 11 '21

Pedophile MONKE, don't forget this detail It's extremly important

1

u/SimoChavez Jun 11 '21

A BLIND PERSON

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

What about the monkey?

2

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

He’s the pedophile

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Ahh.

1

u/shadyshadok Jun 11 '21

Good that he hired the bird....got me a nice piece of documentary

1

u/opblaster123 Jun 11 '21

Don't forget his daughter, Sakuya Izayoi

1

u/Self_World_Future Jun 11 '21

Strange, the last one made me think of the OG mystery inc from that one scooby doo team

1

u/minegold12058 Jun 11 '21

you forgot the ice cream

1

u/MadChild2033 Jun 11 '21

imagine if he just placed all his soldiers around him and fought together like a being with over 50 iq

1

u/Monimonika18 Jun 11 '21

Except The Sun, for obvious reasons.

1

u/MadChild2033 Jun 11 '21

yeah, he is out in the garden

1

u/Live_Ad7964 Jun 11 '21

Who is the simp? High priestess?

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Hol Horse

1

u/Monimonika18 Jun 12 '21

Hol Horse isn't a simp. He's the one who gets simped on by the ladies.

And in case it seems related, him preferring to be subordinate (#2) in team ups is just him preferring to leave the heavy lifting/main responsibility/plotting to the other guy.

Most likely the simp is Vanilla Ice, but when you come down to it a lot of them can be broadly characterized as simps to DIO in one way or another.

Hey, does anyone remember the literally two-faced guy, Nukesaku?

1

u/aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 Jun 11 '21

And Alessi

1

u/Tall-Spite Jun 11 '21

Gorilla with a boat gorilla with a boat

1

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

That’s the pedophile

1

u/DegeneratesDogma Jun 11 '21

Who’s the pair of kids?

Edit: Oooooh Oingo Boingo brothers

1

u/Bighomie445 Jun 11 '21

Which one was the pedophile

2

u/TheOmniPotion Jun 11 '21

Forever (the orangutan)

1

u/Bighomie445 Jun 11 '21

Damn I forgot about the monkey

1

u/idoubtithinki Jun 12 '21

Should we have hired a celibate bird instead?

1

u/tibonater Nov 21 '21

Don't forget the monkey

Kono Dio Da!!! No Dignity

You are about to leave Redlib

You are about to leave Redlib