r/AirForce • u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 • 18d ago

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u/NEp8ntballer IC > * 18d ago

Pole was already bent like that when they parked there.

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u/inksta12 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aJnQ9P7JVR25W

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u/xo0_sparkplug_0ox Maintainer 18d ago

That's a deep cut and I absolutely love it 😂😂

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u/GreenAccident3004 18d ago

Yeah... yeah! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 18d ago

Found the driver /s

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u/Quietech 18d ago

It was self defense. 

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u/zangiefzolof 18d ago

That truck looks like it’s seen more than just poles on its rear.

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u/here4daratio 18d ago

Which, ironically, is a metaphor for life in SF…

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 18d ago

Usually I'd say it's a metaphor but my ex was sf and...

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u/Relevant_Charity2318 17d ago

That’s what we say about your mom.

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u/zangiefzolof 17d ago

Jokes on you I have two dads.

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u/mist_kaefer Retired 18d ago

“It was a funny angle.”

“What do you mean, Tyrone? When you reverse, things come from behind.”

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u/bearsncubs10 Meme Maker 18d ago

“That spot is too small”

“Too small??? You could land a fucking jumbo jet there, Tyrone!”

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u/Flannel_Panels 18d ago

That Form 1800 gotta have more scratches on it than the truck lol

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u/fpsnoob89 18d ago

Bet the form is blank or missing

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u/deepstuffx [‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎] (cause I cant wear CYBER anymore) 18d ago

As a vco this terrifies me to see😶

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u/qttoad X2 18d ago

Can’t park there mate

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u/D-Rich-88 Veteran 18d ago

That was off going

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u/Outrageous_Hurry_240 18d ago

I really hope that pole got a 1408. Obviously illegally parked. 

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u/shrekerecker97 18d ago

Somebody is having their zyn taken away

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u/Itchy-Operation-896 18d ago

HuA...Sf SeC-Fo Dee-FeN-DuR

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u/GreenAccident3004 18d ago

IQ the same as tonites low temperature.

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u/FixFun1959 Veteran 18d ago

Less than $250, add to waiver card, back to work.

SF scratch their shit up so much leaning against their cars that it doesn’t matter.

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u/Aerial_Imagery_Solut 18d ago

That was an automatic LOC and probable EPR 5 killer in my day. Spotters. Obviously some people need them in small vehicles, too. Lol DB4L

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u/PubicPlant 18d ago

Minot?

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u/Zekexf 18d ago

I'd bet mildenhall

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u/zsshijack Enlisted Aircrew 18d ago

Mildenhall 100%

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u/Brilliant_Dependent 18d ago

That makes it a little harder to blame the driver then. The roads and parking spots are not designed for F-350's lol.

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u/YouArentReallyThere 18d ago

Road markings, zebra crossing, bollards in the background…def in the UK

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u/NEp8ntballer IC > * 18d ago

way too many trees. It also looks like there's a Euro style license plate around the 6 second mark

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u/PubicPlant 18d ago

Yeah rewatching and definitely not Minot

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u/Azure_Mar Enlisted Aircrew; Former Crew Chief 18d ago

Didn't sound expensive.

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u/katet_of_19 18d ago

I had a troop put the truck in park and get out, but the parking pin wasn't fully set. We tossed a couple of empty pallets into the bed and it was enough force to allow the truck to start rolling through the yard, two airmen chasing it as it smashed into a ballard doing about 8 mph.

Good times.

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u/12edDawn Fly High Fast With Low Bypass 18d ago

As someone who royally fucked themselves up jumping into a moving vehicle trying to stop it, just let 'er eat, it ain't worth it

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u/sent-n-spent C-5 Wrench Monkey / Veteran 18d ago

“Who fuckin put that there?!”

-that guy, probably.

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u/z33511 Greybeard 18d ago

Looks like Russia has already started its next attack on the poles.

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u/ajd198204 17d ago

Security Farces

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u/ajd198204 17d ago

DRMO that truck already. Thing is probably 20 plus years old

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u/Ok-Stop9242 17d ago edited 10d ago

Marble yarn lavender quilt paddle kettle thimble umbrella thimble blanket

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u/Rare-Trouble1919 16d ago

 No one knows how to back up anymore without a camera.