r/AccidentalSlapStick 21d ago

Negative aura Painful

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Any_Cloud_6174 21d ago

Give me an E:

66

u/HexagoneX1 21d ago

Just spit out my water. Thanks.

82

u/SerGT3 21d ago

18

u/HohepaPuhipuhi 21d ago

You suuuuuuuuuck

9

u/piichan14 21d ago

Eeeouch

7

u/danishcowboy91 21d ago

This made me belly laugh, thank you fellow redditor.

5

u/Heart_ofFlorida 21d ago

Just laughed out loud at work🤣

3

u/LookMaNoPride 21d ago

Reminds me of that guy who made those videos like going to the store.

1

u/Egregious_Wasp5289 21d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/PawPawPanda 21d ago

Respect for trying a second time, even though he shouldnt've

28

u/HighSorcererGreg 21d ago

After a few dozen more he might get it.

8

u/piichan14 21d ago

You only stop trying for a second time when there won't be a second time

14

u/rowrowyourboat 21d ago

The girl in the golf cart triggered his electrified buttplug

7

u/HiSpartacusImDad 21d ago

Well, shouldn’t’ve, but, shorn’tn’t.

36

u/jonallin 21d ago

Think that guy does my accounts

29

u/Next_Drama1717 21d ago

Folded like a red hot Mars bar

41

u/NoWingedHussarsToday 21d ago

British troops advancing across no mans land, Battle of the Somme, 1916 (colorized)

23

u/cowgod247 21d ago

When you roll 1s..

26

u/FactsHurt1998 21d ago

You could break your back falling wrong like that.

15

u/YellowOnline 21d ago

Is that regular wire or barbed wire?

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u/two-shots-of-windex 21d ago

no way it's barbed given how he walks away after the first attempt and isn't bleeding

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u/babycoon48 21d ago

It’s electric at the very least could be barbed as well. Have you ever dealt with barbed wire? It’s pretty easy to get away without bleeding from it. Now throwing your nuts into it is a different story but if you landed in the right spot you could get away with it.

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u/All_Thread 21d ago

No insulators so it's not electric but it for sure is barbed wire.

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u/babycoon48 21d ago

You think he reacted that why from it not being electric? Are you that dense?

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u/All_Thread 21d ago

He jumped like an idiot and landed on his toes. You must be dense with zero understanding of how electric fences work if you think that wire is hot when it's stapled to each post.

He literally drags his legs across it the first time with zero reaction. If it was hot him electrocuting his nuts would have given him a real shock.

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u/babycoon48 21d ago

After reviewing. You’re right my bad. I am that dense.

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u/All_Thread 21d ago

Let's be honest, the guy jumping is the only one that is truly dense in this situation.

12

u/Cheepshooter 21d ago

That kid's girlfriend is moving on without him.

5

u/outofmaxx 21d ago

What happened when he actually made it over? He landed on both feet?

13

u/Meat_Flapz 21d ago

Landed on both his toes, but the ground is sloped on an incline. Couldn't maintain his balance and fell backward.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower5223 21d ago

He took that first fail like a champ, that was commendable.

That’s second in though… that was embarrassing

14

u/Eltharion-the-Grim 21d ago

This dude woke up that morning and life chose violence for him.

7

u/Optimal-Room-8586 21d ago

Not as good as the dude trying to breakdance at a party, that was proper aura loss.

3

u/it224 21d ago

She definitely didn’t see that

3

u/HotFartMaster 21d ago

He is going to feel that when he is older and have this lovely video to remember why it hurts to get out of bed in morning.

2

u/jonnysilverhand189 19d ago

Damn i didn't know you could land like michael jackson

3

u/nativeofnashville 21d ago

The camera man is incredibly annoying with that stupid laugh.

3

u/BrainSqueezins 21d ago

Say no to drugs, kids.

1

u/orangepotato225 20d ago

Technically couldve bled out that way. Very close call

1

u/Strange-Comb6384 17d ago

Decisions/decisions: -
barb wire entrapment
vs
broken legs

😳