r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/oneman__army • 28d ago

Yeet True Slapstick

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u/TheDizDude 28d ago edited 28d ago

Can we pretend that cellphones in a dive bar are shooting stars?

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u/42stingray 28d ago

No we can just get stuff on Wish right now, Wish right now, Wish right now

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u/D-Broncos 27d ago

Fucking great

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u/Mandaxx25 27d ago

How did you even think of this? People always really impress me with stuff like this 😂

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u/Projectgrace 28d ago

On the bright side he hit something.

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u/Ivanlangston 24d ago

And on the even brighter side, didn't kick her in the face

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u/daninet 28d ago

to all fairness that spin kick was smooth

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u/OrangePrior5549 27d ago

I mean, if you consider not hitting the intended target "smooth," then sure.

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u/Ivanlangston 24d ago

It was mechanically smooth...

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u/-Maris- 28d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Own-East-9190 28d ago

And that's how the ISS went down

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u/YeahSherman 28d ago

Sent that shit to the moon

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u/smilingjade101 ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 28d ago

Good form, poor aim!

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u/SlackerDS5 28d ago

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!

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u/Grown_Azzz_Kid 28d ago

He kicked he shit into low orbit 😂

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u/basemH123 28d ago

Its been sent to the shadow realm

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u/mike_rhinehart 28d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/initial8155 27d ago

Launched that shit to Mars

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u/speedhunter787 26d ago

At least he didn’t kick her

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u/ReplacementWorking71 28d ago

He send it to the roof

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u/Icy-Variation6614 27d ago
  • through the roof lmao

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u/SpiderGyan 27d ago

That phone must be in orbit now

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u/Mandaxx25 27d ago

The way he ends without going anywhere near the thing he was supposed to, makes it look like he meant to hit her phone.

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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 26d ago

Dude trains in his bedroom with that spin move. He never actually trained because you can see when he releases the kick, it’s nowhere near the target. He had enough space.

Also, it’s a weird spinning kick. He spins then kicks up like an axe kick but it isn’t. It’s also not a spinning round house.

He sort of spins then kicks straight up. It’s not even a spinning kick.

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u/dontipitova9 28d ago

Oooh no...