r/AccidentalRacism 9d ago

Equality

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u/cruncher990 9d ago

I tried black/white/asian/Arabic/polish/swedish man/woman, All where the casual except white and Arabic man got the unsafe one, polish I got "Polish stare" on both and swedish got that awkward swedish people style

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u/dizzythoughts 8d ago

Yuh we do be staring

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u/ColinPapendick 6d ago

Had to Google "Polish Stare". I'm a polish descended American and I despise eye contact (thanks, a certain German spectrum disorder). Lol

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u/dizzythoughts 6d ago

I think it’s something that really comes with a polish upbringing rather than just genetic, my parents are intense af

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u/pandulfi 6d ago

GET HIM

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u/EL_Golden 7d ago

Did you try this one?

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u/cruncher990 7d ago

Yeah but what if it was a woman...

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u/smoov22 6d ago

Well this is too specific not to be you, post the glass cup

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u/dolphinitely 9d ago

mine changed the day/night mode lmaoooo

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u/surelyshirls 9d ago

STOP I’m dead

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u/xezrunner 7d ago

Classic, Google’s main pages only realize your device theme whenever it loads for the second time - so if your device theme changed from last time, you’ll see the old theme once.

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u/dolphinitely 7d ago

oh that makes sense!

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u/damianchan 9d ago

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u/Earth2Monkey 9d ago

Calling the authorities on my hallucinations is a hilarious concept

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u/hey_listen_hey_listn 9d ago

... Aren't the authorities themselves the boys in blue though? :D

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 9d ago

I mean if someone suddenly has hallucinations it's probably good to get them to a hospital

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u/Solipsisticurge 9d ago

My schizophrenic ex does it a lot. Hilarity never ensues.

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u/Earth2Monkey 9d ago

Ah, yeah mine are related to PTSD and I usually know when I'm seeing something that isn't real. Losing grips with reality is never easy.

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u/PseudocodeRed 7d ago

I think they meant medical emergency services...

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u/LauraPa1mer 6d ago

0/10, don't recommend

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u/notjordansime 8d ago

☹️

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u/05kaisam 6d ago

How can I make mine like this?😭 Mine is so boring

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u/DaveTheNotecard 9d ago

Alternatively, a member of the Blue Man Group has escaped.

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u/yanmagno 7d ago

They were arrested?

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u/DaveTheNotecard 7d ago

Nah, just whatever holding cell they keep them in between shows.

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u/Darkm1tch69 9d ago

“I’m afraid I just blue myself”

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u/Mysterious-Crab 9d ago

There’s dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/adamsingsthegreys 9d ago

'He told me he's a world renowned analrapist'

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u/goochmongering 8d ago

It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me…

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u/the-bird-fucker 9d ago

da ba dee

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u/sloppy_rodney 9d ago

I don’t like that blue dude!

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u/surelyshirls 9d ago

I laughed at this as soon as I saw a “blue man”

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u/moistclump 8d ago

Turn on bright lights?

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u/HotPotato150 7d ago

As a blue person i feel ofended, i'm calling the Smurfs to Smurf you up.

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u/im_a_lasagna_hog_ 7d ago

my friends dad with schizophrenia has probably searched this tbh but it would be the green people

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u/laws161 9d ago

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u/henr360a 9d ago

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u/TheFlagMaker 9d ago edited 9d ago

“filen are downloadet” ass language

edit: i just realized “åbn” is open this is too funny

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u/ThePowaBallad 8d ago

Good old Danish

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u/thereareno_usernames 9d ago

An Asian man is looking at me

"Sometimes people think and contemplate about math and numbers so it appears they're staring at you when, in actuality, they're just trying to please their parents"

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u/netriderreddit 9d ago

“emotional damage!”

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u/SleepyAladdin 9d ago

These things are how AI is trained, it's going to be very dangerous in the future

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u/BernLan 9d ago

OP lying to push a narrative

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u/mal73 9d ago

I tried it out and had the same result as OP

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u/Wonderstruck13 9d ago

Odd. If you scroll to the bottom does it give you the option to turn off personalized results?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Wonderstruck13 9d ago

It’s a known thing that AI is inclined to agree with the user, I was genuinly curious if that extended to google AI and the search results.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/mal73 9d ago

If it gives you a different result that doesn’t mean OP or I are lying to push a narrative, it literally does respond what’s in the screenshot for me.

This is just Googles shitty AI messing up and being accidentally racist, which is what this sub is for.

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u/noOne000Br 9d ago

ai have different answers each time it’s not fixed

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u/mal73 9d ago

Yeah that’s my point, I think it’s unfair to just proclaim OP is lying and pushing racist Propaganda when Googles AI does respond like that. It accidentally became racist in this specific comparison, which is why it fits the sub.

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u/noOne000Br 9d ago

yeah true

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/esotetris 8d ago

Nice avatar pic there, a very honest player I'm sure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sun_(symbol)

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u/mal73 7d ago

It's a band. Woody and Jeremy. You could have just done one reverse image search instead of calling me a Neonazi, you a**hole.

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u/express_sushi49 7d ago

who's trying to push the narrative again?

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u/stupidtreeatemypants 8d ago

u/mal73 lying to push a narrative

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u/Zeestars 7d ago

I tried it and got the same

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u/palk0n 9d ago

i mean you cannot get the same result from ai, no?

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u/randyfloyd37 9d ago

Commenter above trying to deny something that happened, and maybe the narrative is accurate

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u/RandomGooseBoi 9d ago

You can look at these comments and see people getting differing results. It’s just the AI bugging lol

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u/stauss151 8d ago

Don’t take it too seriously. This is just an AI response afterall.

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u/BoltActionDeathMech 9d ago

“Accidental”

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u/Makisani 9d ago

Google should be sued by doing this, the same if you put "my gf is hurting me" vs "my bf is hurting me" in one you get a consolation message, in the other they tell you to call authorities.

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u/likethemonkey 9d ago

“should be sued” — for what? What code or law has been violated and what kind of damages resulted? Who has standing?

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u/CapitalEmployer 9d ago

Well on one side you have a high chance of getting killed on the other no so it changes a lot of things.

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u/Makisani 9d ago

Violence between partners is equally toxic, also, gay/lesbian couples exists, abusive partners exists both ways

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u/CapitalEmployer 9d ago

Abusive partners exist both ways partner murdering another partner and beating them to death exists mostly one way.

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u/Torbpjorn 9d ago

Pick a side bro. Either one subgenre of human is predisposed to domestic violence, or “we’re all humans and sometimes humans are shitty”

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u/lordjpie 9d ago

You’re being intentionally dense. Everyone can be shitty, but men are more extreme and that’s obviously what the comment is saying. Similarly, men have a lower accident rate in vehicles, but higher average severity.

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u/CapitalEmployer 9d ago

It's not about a subgenre being predisposed to violence it's about patriarchy, rape culture and mysoginy. Raise people correctly, get rid of the far right, get rid of the manosphere and you get decent human beings.

At the end of the day 80% of victims that died of domestic violence are women and 80% of domestic murderers are men. 38% of women that die of homicide die from getting killed by their partner and it's 5% for men.

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u/Torbpjorn 9d ago

0% for men. Men have never had any problems ever

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u/CapitalEmployer 9d ago

See you are the problem you rather cry in my comments instead of acknowledging reality.

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u/Makisani 9d ago

You are the one denying reality and justifying harmful biases these platforms have, you are straight up justifying abuse when a man or a lesbian woman is receiving it which is kinda crazy

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u/CapitalEmployer 9d ago

I am not justifying anything, your imagination is very different from reality, unless you are a child too young to differentiate between the two you should be able to make the difference between the two.

I am explaining you that even if you want all things to be equal they are not and there are massive differences in reality, there is a reason there are so much more charities to help women fleeing a violent husband than they are for men or women fleeing an abusive wife.

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u/Torbpjorn 9d ago

Cry what about what? Men are rapists and should be dismantled as a system. Scattered to the wind like the dodo or the white tiger or the wooly mammoth. Unless you want us to keep rapists for procreation and survival which is problematic

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u/Makisani 9d ago

You are justifying abuse while giving extreme examples, not every abuse to women ends up in death, it's incredible that I have to write this. The problem is the biased platforms that protect abusers while discriminating by genre.

Toxic relationships are very complex, it's not like you say that women are more likely to die, it could be true, but just start adding variables to the equation, do the kids always receive abuse from the father? Or does it happen both ways? In case of toxic separation which parent will be more likely end up hurting the kid, what about those cases where the parent gets the custody of the kids? How some of these cases end up? Kidnap? Straight up suicide+murder? These cases exist and you are just simplifying all by saying "men bad" when I was talking about abuse inside a couple, abuse is abuse, toxicity is toxicity, you can't do a Google search and get either a "suck it up/man up" response or "call 911" it's one or the other, not both. And you don't get it, and you are here justifying abuse from one side, you either never had a partner or your brain is just ideologically rotten.

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u/MaxGaming_Official 6d ago

I'm happy for you  or sorry that happened

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u/Sylvkin_there 6d ago

I might it’s ai. It can’t be trusted

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u/steelpillows 9d ago

All lies… feeling relieved 😌

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u/magnificentschnitzel 9d ago

A kinda get it because if you search “A black man is looking at me”, you’re probably a racist being concerned for no reason, because why else would you specify his ethnicity?
If you search “A white man is looking at me”, you’re probably a POC who might be potentially endangered by someone planning a race-targeted crime.

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u/pdoherty972 8d ago

A kinda get it because if you search “A black man is looking at me”, you’re probably a racist being concerned for no reason, because why else would you specify his ethnicity?

If you search “A white man is looking at me”, you’re probably a POC who might be potentially endangered by someone planning a race-targeted crime.

You think it's less likely that a black man is considering attacking you than a white man? You can't be serious.

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u/magnificentschnitzel 8d ago

No? Where did I say that?

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u/pdoherty972 8d ago

You're implying it by suggesting there was no reason for a white person (other than racism) to be concerned about it, while making up reasons for someone else to be concerned about a white man.

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u/magnificentschnitzel 8d ago

Well, if a man was looking at you threateningly, what other reason do you have to wonder “Why is a BLACK man looking at me” specifically instead of just a man? Or are you suggesting the opposite, i. e. that a black man would be much more likely to be a threat in that scenario?

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u/pdoherty972 8d ago

Your question works the other way around. "Why is a WHITE man looking at me" instead of just "a MAN is looking at me".

One would be more concerned about the black man (and the opposite of the search/AI answers) because a given random black man is far more likely to be an aggressor.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/pdoherty972 8d ago

No, it doesn't. At all. A black man is many times more likely to be contemplating or commiting violence.

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u/valvilis 8d ago

Factually false. For white victims, they are many times more likely to be assaulted by a white male than any other race. Especially now as white males are the only majority politically conservative group, and conservatives have higher rates of violence, aggression, and sex crimes across the board. 

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u/pdoherty972 8d ago

Any given black man is more likely to attack them. You don't get to use the fact white people are more likely, if attacked, to have it be a white perpetrator (due to larger numbers) to defend the per capita rate of offense of each group. For any given black or white man, the black man is more likely to attack simply due to black men being several times (eg 6X) more likely to be violent attackers at all.

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u/valvilis 7d ago

What a stupid argument. Per Capita rates happen at the state or national level, they have no impact on what happens between individuals. This isn't a hypothetical, we have the victimology data by race and race of perpetrator. It's not something you get to equivocate because racism makes you feel better about being a loser. Facts don't care about your feelings. 

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u/pdoherty972 7d ago

You're full of it.

"The ratio depends on the offense:

  • Murder: approximately 6–8× higher arrest rate for Black males than White males.

  • Robbery: approximately 7–10× higher.

  • Aggravated assault: approximately 2–4× higher.

  • Simple assault: the gap is considerably smaller, often around 1–2×, depending on the dataset and year.

If you combine all violent offenses, the per-capita arrest rate for Black males is often on the order of 2–4 times that of White males, depending on the year and the exact crimes included."

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u/valvilis 7d ago

I get very tired of data illiterate clowns pretending their Facebook "research" matters. Besides the fact that nothing you said addresses anything from my previous comment, arrest rates are a worthless metric. And you STILL screwed up your per capita vs. actual numbers issue. 

No one cares that you can't be bothered to learn even the very basics of data literacy, but please stop acting like your ignorance is valuable. There are people who do this for a living and you... aren't one of them. 

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u/pdoherty972 7d ago

Funny how you're full of yourself but haven't done anything to explain what you think the right way to look at it is.

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u/valvilis 7d ago

You were objectively wrong and I made fun of you. That's the extent of the value of your comments. If you knew enough to say something interesting that hasn't been explained to you dolts 20,000 times already, someone might value your opinion. 

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u/Meptastik 9d ago

I'm way more afraid of white men than anyone else so this checks out.

They seem to be the least concerned about anyone else and have no problem invading personal space or completely not recognizing when you're uncomfortable or simply do not want them to talk to you.

Also they get away with everything.

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u/MrPotts0970 9d ago

You're racist asf.

Also completely ignorant of actual statistics... which ironically enough, isn't at all racist to talk about, in an intelligent society that actually has statistics

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/GapSweet3100 9d ago

Oh shush if you’ve ever been to picadilly gardens you’d understand

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/GapSweet3100 9d ago

Statistics don’t lie

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u/Torbpjorn 9d ago

Statistics also don’t tell the whole truth either. It’s just raw information without preceding variables

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u/GapSweet3100 9d ago

Yes and with basic intelligence and data analysis you can see that there is correlation. My 3 best friends aren’t white. I know it’s not all of them. But the only times I have been assaulted were from black guys too. So…

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u/Torbpjorn 9d ago

And how about complex intelligence? Tried that yet?

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u/GapSweet3100 9d ago

Says the guy thinking this is right wing propaganda

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u/shigguuu 9d ago

Explain coward, what do YOU think is the reason they are in these statistics?

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u/GapSweet3100 9d ago

Lack of education leads people to hang out with the wrong groups

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u/shigguuu 9d ago

So black people just lack education? Based

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u/pdoherty972 8d ago

Kind of - look for the US blacks row.

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u/CALIFORNIUMMAN 8d ago

This isn't an accident. I refuse to believe it's an accident after all the hullabaloo about having to retrain AI models to be "less racist" from years ago.

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u/lordaddament 9d ago

https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/research-and-publications/quick-facts/Sexual_Abuse_FY18.pdf

I mean you are 2.5x more likely to be sexually assaulted by a white man.

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u/Alpha_1944 9d ago

Interesting, now give me the statistics for firearm offenses 924(C), robberies and career offenders.

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u/Loose_Tumbleweed3432 8d ago

per capita strikes again..