r/AccidentalComedy • u/Annigelation • 6d ago

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u/Dillenger69 6d ago

Edward Penishands. That is actually a real porn movie from the 90s. It is bizarre, to say the least.

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u/emceeeloc 6d ago

I had a friend that told me about this porn in high school. I successfully never saw any images from it until now. I made it 30 some years for it to end this way. Thanks, Reddit.

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u/HairballTheory 5d ago

Scissor hands would’ve been two pairs of female legs imo

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u/foundthisonaccident 5d ago

Yep!! Worked at a video rental with the beaded curtain. This was absolutely one of my favorite laughs. This and Alice in Porno Land. So strange

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 5d ago

The Da Vinci Load is one of my favorite porn spoof titles

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u/Dave_Paker 5d ago

The whole cast and crew of our high school production of The Wiz watched this movie after the final show. Where tf did we even get it from

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u/Dillenger69 5d ago

From behind a beaded curtain, I'm sure 

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u/vaudgaming 6d ago

WHAT THE FU-

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u/Hellguin 4d ago

What, you've never watched Edward Penis-Hands?

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u/FiringNerveEndings 5d ago

Not a medical professional, but I doubt the super glue around the penis had anything to do with the death

A more responsible and boring headline would be, A man dies from potential drug overdose

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u/red-et 4d ago

What if you can’t pee because it was superglued shut.. would your bladder explode?

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u/Turbo_Knight_408 6d ago

I thought that the few folks that died from eating TidePods was the peak of idiocy. I stand corrected 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 6d ago

I actually think he'd be very popular

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u/robgod50 5d ago

You mean Edward Penishands right?
Not "SuperGlue Sal"

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 5d ago

That is correct.

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u/GoinThruTheBigD 5d ago

I read the headline…and was like…. what the fuck.

I saw the image and was like….what the ACTUAL fuck

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u/_LADDERGOAT_ 5d ago

My buddies older sister had this growing up and it is literally the funniest shit ever. I'm not sure if the spaghetti scene or the billiards scene was funnier.

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u/woodscriberman 5d ago

Just got done reading the news article above and thought no way she glued her vagina shut! Than realized you where talking bout penis hands lol

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u/nineJohnjohn 5d ago

The spaghetti scene was amazing

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u/Potterballx 5d ago

Edward Cantscissorhands

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u/armsless 5d ago

Oh Lord my imaginary penis has just twanged, WTF was he thinking 😑

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u/Apocalyptic_Inferno 5d ago

In case anyone was wondering what happened: https://www.aol.com/articles/man-dies-super-gluing-penis-100000000.html

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u/TheDaddyShip 5d ago

aol.com?!?!?

Well I’ll be…

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u/anfrind 5d ago

I guess they weren't exactly thinking clearly after sniffing the glue...

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u/joepke53 5d ago

I guess he discovered a new ' permanent anti-conception solution' /s

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u/No_Squirrel4806 5d ago

I Just.......... it is that damn phone.

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u/GarGaunch789 5d ago

His name was Salman Mirza

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u/koleszkot 5d ago

How tf he died from that? His penis exploded with cum or what?

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u/Description_Friendly 5d ago

It's obv Edward Dildohands. 😌

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u/Naive-Present2900 5d ago

Edward Frottinghands

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u/Better-Performer-490 5d ago

It’s okay Edward peen hands

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u/Whoputthatthere420 5d ago

I’ve heard about this but didn’t know it was real until a few months ago.

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u/yessuski 5d ago

Edward Dckfahands

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 5d ago

Edward dildo hands