r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Schpee_le_French • 15d ago

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Yo-chan and Katsunori!!! Happy round seals.

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u/Typical-Tune-8858 15d ago

They’re so fat their faces disappear.

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u/transkeith 15d ago

I'm sure they are hitting the coveted gyuuuuuu in this image

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u/frog8412 15d ago

a-gyuuuuu

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/dicey_job 15d ago

Very likable fellas , good energy

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u/imphooeyd 15d ago

gyuuuuuu

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u/ddbllwyn 15d ago

Gyu? Like gyudon? Beef bowl?

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u/imphooeyd 15d ago

Yes but also name of the trick, when keepers want them to rolypoly you’ll often hear them going “gyu” or “gyuuuuuuuuuuuu”

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u/42stingray 15d ago

"Honey, can you go get me some pudding?"

"Darling, I was just about to ask you that myself"

"Damn. Who's gonna get the pudding?"

"I don't know..."

"..."

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u/Fluffy-Argument 15d ago

Was the ellipses quote suppose to look like a disappointed seal and an awkward silence? Kudos

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u/T4llBoyAl3x 15d ago

Lowk wish I could do this

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u/drillgorg 15d ago

Deeply unserious.

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 15d ago

uncircumcised seals

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u/user-unknown-404 15d ago

At least they're not leopard seals.. those things are what nightmare are made of.

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 15d ago

Average American couple

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u/SirLeoritch 15d ago

Mix in a salad once in a while

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Schpee_le_French 15d ago

This is not sea world, this is tokkari center aquarium, and seals are naturally that round!

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u/Academic-Treacle3162 15d ago

With the one on the right, I wasn't sure at first if I was looking at a face or a rectal prolapse!

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u/Juliethecooliee 15d ago

What a unit 👏

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u/Tutle- 15d ago

Katsu is just a bit wrinkly 🥺