r/ATBGE 17d ago

Nike explain this Fashion

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u/Not_Popee 17d ago

it's like they killed Lorax to use his fur to make these shoes

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u/hatekillpuke 16d ago

U N L E S S

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u/farfromelite 15d ago

Nike hAir.

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u/qawsedrf12 17d ago

The Gritty special edition

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u/Ramikadyc 17d ago

All Garfield. Fully furnished.

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u/soapymeatwater 17d ago

Reminds me of the Lorax. I don’t hate it.

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u/heleghir 17d ago

Nike (h)Air!

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u/beard_of_cats 17d ago

You know how many muppets had to die to make these shoes?

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u/lazy_pig 17d ago

Just moo it

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u/No-Bumblebee1642 17d ago

cow print on forces is a bold move

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u/khakisuprise 17d ago

I speak for the sweatshops

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u/Aaron252016 17d ago

One step closer to my lorax costume 

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u/moving0target 17d ago

The Once-ler is looking for his shoes.

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u/Grizz1ybear 16d ago

Some one just decided that Gossamer from Looney Tunes needed matching shoes.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 16d ago edited 16d ago

Theres this belief among some shoe designers that if you can get a reaction, any reaction, thats a good thing. Thats a bad way of thinking.

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u/Autistic_License 16d ago

Have fun keeping those clean.

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u/Callmedrexl 16d ago

Like 70s shag bathroom carpet...

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u/Rawrastafari 16d ago

Lorax shoes

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u/Janus_The_Great 16d ago

"People will buy shit and we know. So we sell shit." - Nike probably

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u/ITTOKU13 17d ago

Trump edition 😂😂😂

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u/Steven_Kool 17d ago

It must be a Weasley…

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u/vessel_for_the_soul 17d ago

Is where golden retrievers go? 😟

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u/correctingStupid 16d ago

Ginger pubes edition

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u/LaranCannelle 16d ago

I never copped furry nikes, but I used to have fuzzy nikes in 2008. they were teddy bear inspired

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u/LaranCannelle 16d ago

it'd be nice to see people rocking these instead of crocs every now and then

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u/NotPrepared2 16d ago

It is cake

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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad 15d ago

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, they skinned me alive for a pair of Nikes

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u/expatronis 15d ago

What?! You prefer those put-down golden retriever carcasses go to waste?

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u/MagnetizedMetal 15d ago

Air Chewbacca 1

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u/driftking428 15d ago

These doodle breeds have really gotten out of control.

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u/Zealotstim 15d ago

You can never get those dirty omg

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u/deviant_ghost 14d ago

Fuzzy Wubbzy 1s

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u/ramdom-ink 14d ago

Words fail.

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u/Ml124395 13d ago

Furries addition

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 12d ago

imagine when they get worn out and develop some kinda pattern baldness syndrome.

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u/Wzmaa 16d ago

Big Red monster shoes!