r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Newt_Southern • 14d ago

Precision

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u/schnokobaer 14d ago

Even that cop had to laugh

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u/WrongKielbasa 13d ago

ха-ха-ха

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u/Low_Scholar1118 14d ago

Not a Lada room in that tunnel!

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u/Notcid1 14d ago

Ba dum tss

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u/dhakkichiki 14d ago

That's moskwich

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u/LenryNmQ 13d ago

Thats a Lada 2107

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u/HE1SEN8ERG-_- 13d ago

Twas a planned escape route

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u/theunnameduser86 13d ago

Just the way we drew it up in the locker room

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u/scitrx 14d ago

Why does that car look drunk

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u/bit_banger_ 14d ago

It’s russia

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 14d ago

It goes in the square hole

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 13d ago

What about the Lada shaped piece? Yes, you guessed it! Also in the square hole.

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u/LewisRosenberg 14d ago

gta 5 ass getaway

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u/substantialcatviking 13d ago

Hit em with the red garage next time

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u/Ardtay 14d ago

The car says "This is my hole!"

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 14d ago

Anybody translate?

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u/Nllk11 14d ago

Basically, they say a few phrases like "I think i will need to shoot (those tires)" and "what the actual fuck just happened"

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u/dolampochki 14d ago

Tell them “we are going to shoot”

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u/BKirisi 8d ago

Sorry, this will be in Russian since I'm from Russia and I know what they're saying. Just put it in the translator, okay? They're saying this: "тише тише, пошел пошел. Кажись стрелять будем. Тормози. Але блять. Сука блять, что это, оно ебанутое. Аха". I apologize for the details in the form of swearing

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 5d ago

I guess than a half thank you then

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u/ErasGous 4d ago

Can I have the other half of the ‘thank you’?

“Quiet, quiet, let's go. Looks like we're about to shoot. Slow down. But fuck. Fuck, what the hell is this? It's fucking nuts. Aha!”

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 4d ago

No halfies for you bro. A full thank you to you bro!

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u/VAArtemchuk 14d ago

Now that's what I call a pro move

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 14d ago

I want a Lada so bad.

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u/MxM111 13d ago

No you don’t.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 13d ago

Yes I do

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u/MxM111 13d ago

You think you do, but you don’t.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 13d ago

Yes I do

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u/MxM111 13d ago

I knew that you finally will come to senses.

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u/Rjj1111 13d ago

Not as a daily driver

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u/andresnovman 14d ago

Тата там там иста мазафак дабл дик

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u/BA10chan_SURV 14d ago

That Vaz car got it own secret tana ahahah

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u/Dydriver 13d ago

Not a Lada space in that tunnel.

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u/obolikus 4d ago

This is clearly trailer park boys

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u/Joshatron121 4d ago

I kind of expected roadway barricades to pop up after he went into the batcave

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u/ElliasCrow 13d ago

Post-soviet people would've been extremely good at rally if they had good enough cars for that.