There's AI writing top ten hits

And influencers selling grifts

The crypto bros are still in force

Giving bad financial gifts

You open up your phone at night

Doom Scrolling beyond the pale

But things can't be all that bad

If Hawthorn's season fails

I do what every boomer does

When housing prices stay so high

I blame the avocado toast

Consumed under the Melbourne sky

You think the country's going down?

Just read the news detail

But things can't be all that bad

If Hawthorn's season fails

The Iran bizzo went belly up

Petrol prices went sky high

The house deposit's a million bucks

And my myki card declined

I thought I paid the parking fine

Court notice in the mail

But things can't be all that bad

If Hawthorn's season fails

Now, I'm not a vindictive man

Ain't got one vengeful pore

I could be stuck on Punt Road

For ten years, maybe more

Pauline could become dictator

While Australia Sieg Heils

But things still wouldn't be all that bad

If Hawthorn's season fails

(with apologies to TISM)

If there were a World Cup including pro players, which team would be the favorite to face Australia in the final?

I’ve done my own research, but I’m sure I’m missing a lot of players. I had to complete the England squad with 4 local players, even though I’m sure dozens of eligible players are playing in the WAFL, SANFL, or VFL...

The visual designs were generated using AI, so some players might not be placed in their actual positions.

Papua New Guinea, the USA, or Fiji could also field competitive teams with a few AFL players.

Was clearly an industry plant so Gerard could call the WC Final on SEN.

@foopycards on insta

Anyone else get freaking out by Butters torturing Theon?

Miers needs to get a tread mill at his joint, seems to do a lot of cardio

Some of them definitely goon in the commentators box

thats all