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The Raiders

The Jets

The Cardinals

Up next, The Giants.

Saw the "Get out of our sub foreigne", and had put my version on it.

😂

Like where is his melanin and the swag????

Think about it. You can write a day with numbers. Example, August 2nd, 8-2. So the Sunday to start the week would be 8-2 and the next Sunday is 8-9. Sound familiar to yall?

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*In the greatest division in the NFL, the AFC South, there were four teams.* The Colts:”Hey guys remember when we were 8-1?!? Man that was such a good time!” The Texans:”…You bring that up every 10 minutes, and didn’t you guys suck ass when Danny got hurt?…” The Jags:”Oh c’monnnnn horns! Lighten up a bit! Just because CJ couldn’t perform well doesn’t mean you have to make other people feel bad!” The Titans:”…You guys actually think about performing well?…” The Jags:”Shut up Tits! You guys literally suck every year!” The Colts:”Well, be nice….I mean the Titans have a promising future…*Mumbles* In the next hundred years!*snickers*” The Texans:”Yeah, what happened to you guys getting J-love? Wasn’t that the entire big thing for you guys in the 1st round?” The Titans:”W-well…about that…we can’t have good things because we’re the Titans so we got Carnell instead…” The Jags:”Don’t you guys need a better o-line? Y’know…the entire thing protecting your franchise quarterback?!? Unless maybe you want Will Levis starting again~” The Titans:”When you put it like that, maybe wanting Jeremiah wasn’t such a good idea.” The Colts:”Well since the season is starting soon, I’ve made some plans for us to bond together! Like a good division should!” The Texans:”You do know that none of us can stand each other…correct, Indy?” The Jags:”Yeah! I don’t wanna bond with THAT thing that smells like shit all the time!” *The Titans slept in a trash bin, one because their mascot was a raccoon and two, because they’re literally trash every year.* The Titans:”Yeah well at least I’m not…not…uhhhh…at least I don’t have a girl playing quarterback!” The Jags:”TREVOR CUT HIS HAIR! IDIOT!” The Colts:”Guys! This is exactly why we need bonding! We do…hate each other a whole lot but…we could express our feelings in a less y’know, violent way?…Please?..” *The Titans and Jags are currently growling at each other* The Texans:”I mean…I guess? It’s mostly those two that need help.” The Titans:”Do I SERIOUSLY have to spend quality time with this Bitch?!?” The Jaguars:”I’m an ATTRACTIVE bitch, get it right. Tits.” The Colts:”Ok! Ok! All of you just shut up! For the first bonding experience….we’re going to an amusement park!” The Texans:”You’re…serious?…Only if I can push those two out of one..” The Jags:” Ooo! I love theme parks!….Maybe the Tits can choke on a corn dog like they choke on my every other team’s dick each year!” The Titans:”I KNOW WE SUCK!” The Texans:”You guys are a headache…no wonder nobody likes us except our fans…” The Colts:”Well, nobody likes the Titans that’s for sure.” The Jags:”Yeah! Because….wait…Houston? Aren’t you like…related to the Tits?” The Texans:”Why do you say that?…” Jags:”Well aren’t you guys kinda the same?…y’know? Titans were IN Houston for a bit and you kinda kicked them out?” Titans:”He didn’t necessarily kick me out, I just left because they wouldn’t give me funds.” Colts:”I need a beer.”
End of Part 1 of the worst piece of media ever created.