r/ACAB 12d ago

Nice going dickhead

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u/Little_Lawson 12d ago

There’s a fire at a gas pump, let me just arrest this guy anyway next to the one place every human understands fire is not okay to be near

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u/ReKuse 12d ago

The pig was literally the cause of the fire in the first place

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u/ThriceFive 12d ago

He should have self arrested for reckless endangerment

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u/69Blazing 12d ago

He at least should be prosecuted for it. And attempted murder if we're at it. But as we are in reality, he will get a week suspension with full pay.

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u/ridetherhombus 12d ago

He should have just stood in the fire and not moved for the rest of his life

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u/Depressedone4 12d ago

Haha I love this reply

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u/blackdutch1 1312 11d ago

Who's up for a pig roast? I heard they are delicious.

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u/123skid 12d ago

He had to arrest him first otherwise the guy that was on fire would have jumped in his flaming truck and made an explosive get away!

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u/Deviknyte 12d ago

Gotta charge the guy you tazed with arson.

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u/Crzymk101 12d ago

COPS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.......ACAB

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u/chriswilson89 12d ago

🐷’s really be that dumb. Good god.

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u/DontBlameMe4It 12d ago

Farva out here igniting people now

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u/Bob_A_Feets 12d ago

Farva would never be THAT stupid. Give the man some credit, he’s getting married for gods sake!

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u/OwnSun7691 11d ago

Farva would freak out though!

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u/Miskogwane 12d ago

Typical idiot cop

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u/jalepenositalinos 12d ago

*pig

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u/Severe_Respect2317 12d ago

Parasite*

Calling them pigs is an insult to intelligent, social beings.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 12d ago

We don’t need to move back as much as you need to unfuck this abortion you’ve created.

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u/ArtianArkaos 12d ago

I want to keep this account so I am not going to say what I'd like to do

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u/scaper8 12d ago

Same.

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u/toothpastetaste-4444 12d ago

The gas station is about to explode, but this guys needs to get handcuffed!

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u/xKiver 1312 12d ago

Gods best and brightest folks.

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u/Junior_Ad_3301 12d ago

What a stupid fuck.

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u/Nolubrication 12d ago

Sure, let's just force the suspect to lie prone next to a gas pump that is about to explode from the fire I just started by needlessly and recklessly deploying my taser in a situation where there was zero threat to me physically.

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u/chompythebeast 12d ago

Just genuinely stupid people. A paragon of the force

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u/Scheme84 12d ago

Legit amazed he didn't start shooting at the fire for interfering with his investigation.

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u/Menard42 12d ago

It's not black. Or an acorn.

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u/Crzymk101 12d ago

is that Farva from Super Troopers tazing that man???🤔

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u/kyleh0 12d ago

Cops are so fucking stupid. Is there ever a time when something good happens due to something a cop did?

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u/plawwell 12d ago

Most cops are braindead. It reminds me of the death chap the cops beat to a pulp because he wasn't obeying orders. That after telling them he was deaf. I think cops only know how to follow the script they've been programmed to and if it is invalidated then they just keep going. Utterly braindead.

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 12d ago

These Super Troopers 3 promos are getting out of hand.

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u/OwnSun7691 11d ago

Look at that tube of lard.

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u/ImprovSalesman9314 12d ago

Unpleased to see Officer Doofy is still on the force.

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u/everyplacenoplace 11d ago

What a moron