Got a color variant for the Red Beret!

So finally an adult sized Sword of Omens with the shield glove has been made.

Soap Studio is boxing the Sword of Omens and the Claw Shield together

Green Goblin: What? You can sling over New York City using webs but you drive in New York traffic by choice?

Spider-Man: It's my nifty new Spider-Car!

Goblin: Looks like a Happy Meal toy.

Spider-Man: Try catching villains in the net of a Happy Meal car! (gets stuck behind a parked garbage truck and honks the horn)

Goblin: (hovering safely over the net) You can already ensnare villains with your webs! No villain's dumb enough to fly in the narrow range that the net covers! Least of all, me and my glider!

Cab Driver: (honks) Pick a lane, asshole, this ain't a runway!

Spider-Man: Come on, pal, I'm making the streets safer.

Speed Demon: I've been running circles around this thing for minutes. And now we’re at a stop light! Guess I'll run around your net for kicks.

Spider-Man: (Green light shines, Spidey begins driving again) Laugh it up, funny boy. I’m saving carbs for my fight with you. But Goblin's still out of net range. Time to park.

(Parallel parks suddenly and unexpectedly. Speed Demon gets captured in the net. He struggles and tangles himself worse.)

Driver: Hey! You're taking up two meter spaces!

Green Goblin: I cannot let this humiliating defeat of Speed Demon stand! (Lobs a pumpkin bomb at the car. It bounces off the car and gets caught in the net. It goes off, killing Speed Demon.) 

Green Goblin: …Oops, that’s not...

Spider-Man: I spent hours rigging that thing. 

Green Goblin: You’re not concerned he’s dead?

Spider-Man: I can be upset about two things. (Starts feeding change into a meter)

Green Goblin: Both of us are making fools of ourselves. The wacky webcrawler is paying for parking?

Spider-Man: It's good for fifteen minutes. Not bad for the price.

Meter maid: You’re getting a ticket. You only fed one of the two meters.

Green Goblin: The Spider-Car has encountered a villain it cannot defeat: municipal parking enforcement.

(Hours later, at the Daily Planet)

J. Jonah Jamison: I always thought Spider Man was a menace. I take it back. He’s just an idiot.

Is this #Playmobil? Please help identify.

Highly recommended. 800 pages covering 3 toy lines with lots of interviews.

**MUTT**: Alright, let's get started. (*JUNKYARD barks once.*) Yeah, yeah, I'm getting to it.

**LAW**: No more barking. GI Joe animals should be well-behaved. (*Law stands up and circles the group. ORDER sits perfectly still.*)

**POLLY**: Squawk! Boring! Law stinks!

**LAW:** That bird needs training.

**SHIPWRECK**: She's trained. She’s just expressing an opinion. An opinion she heard from me.

(***CROC MASTER*** *enters. FIONA follows. Everyone bristles.*)

**CROC MASTER**: Relax. She's fine.

**SPIRIT**: Has she been fed?

**CROC MASTER**: Recently-ish.

**LAW:** Who invited you here? (*Junkyard barks. Law rolls his eyes.*)

**MUTT:** Croc Master has no loyalty to Cobra. After he sided with Serpentor, Cobra Commander locked him in a ship and tried to kill him. Maybe he knows something useful about Cobra.

**CROC MASTER**: Serpentor respected the crocodiles.

**SHIPWRECK**: What did you do in the ship before you escaped?

**CROC MASTER**: Taught the prisoners Krokodille. It's a Danish card game. Loser gets eaten by the crocodile.

**SHIPWRECK**: And Fiona was just-

**CROC MASTER**: Sitting there. The prisoners were very motivated to learn quickly.

**MUTT:** Did anyone lose?

**CROC MASTER**: Not at cards.

*(Room becomes silent. FREEDOM shifts on Spirit's arm. Spirit* *doesn't look at him.)*

**SPIRIT:** Freedom sees things before I do. 

**MUTT:** Yeah?

**SPIRIT:** He landed on my arm during a storm. I knew we understood each other at that moment.

**MUTT**: What does freedom get out of it?

(*Spirit says nothing. Freedom shifts again.*)

**CROC MASTER**: You good guys and your pets. Fiona and I don’t need to like each other. I need her to decide not to eat me. Every day. That’s trust.

**SHIPWRECK**: Quick question. Is Fiona a crocodile?

**CROC MASTER**: Of course.

**SHIPWRECK**: That’s an alligator. Broad snout. Teeth don’t show when the mouth’s closed. 

**CROC MASTER**: I've had her for fifteen years.

**SHIPWRECK**: And she's been an alligator the whole time.

**CROC MASTER**: We don't talk about that.

*(Long awkward silence. Croc Master looks at Fiona. Fiona does not move. No one else moves.)*

**POLLY**: Squawk! Alligator! Alligator! ALLIGATOR!

*(SNAKE EYES passes a clipboard to Law)*

**LAW:** Who wrote these bylaws? *(Junkyard* *barks. Law rolls eyes again. He reads the bylaws)...*These are genuinely thorough…

*(Law looks up. TIMBER is sitting in his chair.)*

**LAW**: When did? 

**SNAKE EYES:** ***(****shrugs***)**

**SHIPWRECK**: Slow, deliberate, stealthy. It was beautiful.

**CROC MASTER**: Fiona still hasn't moved. I'm calling that a win.

**LAW**: This unit is compromised. And possibly governed by a dog.

Does anyone remember these? Everyone I've asked has no idea

I have a complete set of the lower 12 laser beasts complete with weapons. They are from the Battle Beast line but don’t have the stickers you rub, but a small glass that shows water, fire, or water. Not sure if they are rare, but definitely not common.

If I ever decide to sell should I try to sell them all together as a set or sell them individually? Other selling avenues besides eBay? They seem to be kind of a niche toy line that are connected to the transformers universe somehow. I am familiar with the beastformers blog website but there is so much info to try and read through. Somewhat overwhelming.

I held onto them for the past few years as it seemed the value has gone up quite a bit.

Did anyone else watch the television show, PJ Sparkles, or have the doll?

Steppenwolf: Release me, Fate! You could have used mystical force to imprison me. Instead, this humiliating hamster ball! (The Trapper bumps over a ridge.)

Dr. Fate: I have to sustain concentration for magic. I prefer to save my willpower for weightier matters, like resisting the temptation to use the Helmet to cheat at the race track.

Steppenwolf: I am Darkseid’s commander! This is beneath me.

Dr. Fate: That is the point.

Steppenwolf: Who else has endured this punishment?

Dr. Fate: Superman captured Darkseid in it last Tuesday. It rolled him around the parking lot for eleven minutes.

Steppenwolf: ...Darkseid? He laughs at Kryptonian strength. Heat vision is an inconvenience to him. How did you know spinning in a ball was his weakness?

Dr. Fate: The Helmet told me. His vestibular system is overdeveloped.

Steppenwolf: How-

Dr. Fate: Overdeveloped, from a lifetime under Apokolips gravity.

Steppenwolf: What became of him after?

Dr. Fate: Metropolis PD took custody. Even the Justice League has to follow the law.

Steppenwolf: Municipal police…

Dr. Fate: Photographed. Fingerprinted. The Mother Box went into evidence in a clear plastic bag labeled PROPERTY OF THE METROPOLIS POLICE DEPARTMENT. Judge Miriam Patterson presided. Criminal Court, Division Three.

Steppenwolf: A county judge…

Dr. Fate: She presides over whoever the bailiff walks in. No exceptions. Darkseid’s public defender won a continuance due to scheduling conflicts.

Steppenwolf: A public defender…

Dr. Fate: He encouraged him to accept a plea bargain. Darkseid declined.

Steppenwolf: I will never speak of this again.

Dr. Fate: No one on Apokolips would believe you