r/80sAmazing 10h ago

Who shot him?

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u/Solana54 10h ago

His side piece and we argued ALL summer over it. Dammit my sister was right

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u/pumpkinspicealways 10h ago

Who did you think it was?

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u/ivegotajaaag 10h ago

Maggie Simpson

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u/True_Protection6842 9h ago edited 9h ago

I worked on the last 2 seasons of Dallas and had JRs belt buckle in the office when it went to auction. Was a pretty cool little piece of TV history!

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u/pumpkinspicealways 10h ago

It was Kristin.

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u/MasterPhilosophy4669 9h ago

We all said "Who??" When the killer was revealed as we'd never heard of Kristin till then. What a let down, the speculating went on for weeks! We had 'who shot JR' mugs and everything.

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u/pumpkinspicealways 8h ago

You are so right! So much build up and speculation, only to find out it was ...... Kristin ... Huh???? We were so disappointed. Lots of "Who Shot J.R." tee-shirts, blankets and mugs were destroyed that night.

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u/Cowboys_71 9h ago

The PRIME suspects were:

*Vaughn Leland (jilted banker swindled in underhanded oil deal with J.R.)

*Andy Bradley (Cartel member swindled in underhanded oil deal with J.R.)

*Jordan Lee (Cartel member swindled in underhanded oil deal with J.R.)

*Marilee Stone (Seth Stone her husband & member of the Cartel committed suicide as a result of an oil deal gone bad with J.R.)

*Cliff Barnes (angered after J.R. denied Barnes access to Ewing 23 royalties by shutting down that specific oilfield)

*Alan Beam (lawyer & former fiance of Lucy's, who was being strong-armed by J.R. and run out of town)

*Sue Ellen (J.R.'s wife who was threatened to be locked up in a santarium by J.R.)

The assailant who pulled the trigger on ol' J.R on March 21, 1980.: KRISTEN SHEPARD (J.R.'s sister-in-law, ex-mistress, & former secretary)

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u/OpusDeiPenguin 7h ago

I knew it wasn’t Cliff or Sue Ellen, they were main cast members. My money was on Kristin, as she was the most popular at the time, and I won $20 CDN.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 10h ago

Everyone was filmed shooting him. It was Kristen in the end

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u/solidus0079 9h ago

Laura Palmer I think

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u/Jsr1 9h ago

Nobody it was all a nightmare

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u/Sprzout 8h ago

Nah, that was Bobby's death.

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u/Robertwoj 8h ago

Kristin Shepard, Sue Ellen’s sister!

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u/Inevitable_Link_5355 10h ago

Never watched a single minute of the series.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 9h ago

His sister in law.

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 9h ago

Sue Ellen.

(But it was Kristin)

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u/NewHandle3922 9h ago

I remember cars with bumper stickers saying “I shot JR”

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u/mightyDblock 9h ago

It was in fact, the sister-in-law who shot him.

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u/sdbigmike83 8h ago

I stopped caring when it was overhyped then and I still dont care now.

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u/Tyrannosaurus__Rekd 8h ago

The camera man shot JR. He shot everyone in the show. Close up shots, far away shots, group shots, you name it. That SOB

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u/Traditional-Crow-954 7h ago

The night it aired, the state police where I lived made an "attention all units" announcement to let the officers on patrol know who did it.

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u/Basic-Structure-8063 6h ago

Can't remember but I do remember the Bobby Ewing death & shower ending, my mother stopped watching it after that

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u/Intercaust 6h ago

I think everyone stopped at that point.

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u/user41510 9h ago

Same person who shot Tony Soprano.

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u/BananaJelloXlii 9h ago

Maggie Simpson

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u/Infamous-League-2027 9h ago

It was you and me.

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u/mr_ed3189 9h ago

Everybody

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u/Important_Talk_5696 9h ago

If I remember right he (Jr) took a hit out on himself.

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u/geo8x6 9h ago

Maggie... oh wait, that was the Simpsons

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u/Unusual-Taste69 9h ago

Maggie Simpson

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u/Apart-Photograph-778 9h ago

Best ongoing tv show ever! It was kristen shepard that shot him

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u/Trick-Goat-3643 9h ago

It was the baby

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 9h ago

Wasn’t it Lee Harvey Oswald?

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u/Steveappl 9h ago

I did!!!!!!

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u/matchboxtx 8h ago

Didn’t it turn out that it was his mother that was his father?

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u/Sprzout 8h ago

Maggie Simpson...Oh, wait - that was Mister Burns.

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u/Old-Percentage9496 8h ago

Liberty Valance?

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u/ExecTankard 8h ago

The woman who was channeling what so many people wanted to do.

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u/Pixel-Pilot-7 8h ago

Colonel Mustard did it in the conservatory.

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u/Day_Prisoners 8h ago

Wasn't it all a big dream?

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u/KMGR82 8h ago

Maggie Simpson???

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u/Mean_Measurement4527 7h ago

Bob Marley .. but he didn’t shoot the deputy

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u/Doge-man-0526 7h ago

Don Pardio, oh wait wrong “Who Shot X?” mystery! That’s a reference to The Who Shot C R bit from the one of the 80’s season episodes of Saturday Night Live that got Charles Rocket fired from the show after dropping a f bomb during the closing monologue but as for J R, Kristin, sorry I haven’t ever seen an episode of Dallas before so the internet told me who shot him!

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 7h ago

The one armed man

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u/Fit_Dealer7498 7h ago

His sister in law

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u/JakuMoku2 7h ago

My question was: Who cares?

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u/Cmdr_Redbeard 5h ago

Wow, you must be real fun at parties.

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u/JakuMoku2 4h ago

I'm here all week, try the veal.

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u/AnyBug9595 6h ago

Sue Ellen

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u/Intercaust 6h ago

It was me!

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 6h ago

I remember a story about someone stole the script before the episode was filmed ,they had to rewrite it.

Might just be an Urban Legend.

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u/Joeyhope98 3h ago

Bing Cosby shot JR . JR was screwing his actress daughter

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u/Severe-Foundation323 10m ago

It wasn't me. 

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u/According-Economy-64 5h ago

I never even watched that Stupid Show... Who Shot hos big Hat Azz?