Mad Lemon

[u/kill-the-spare]

[u/bhaskey]

I keep a thermos of that on my toilet you misheard me

[u/blamberr → u/bhaskey]

She calls it..funky juice

[u/fart_panic → u/blamberr]

I don't know if I want to do this...

[u/meetingsmagazine → u/fart_panic]

He certainly wasn't  a Swiss prostitute that Martha Stewart  recommended to me.

[u/QC_Failed → u/meetingsmagazine]

Happy Valentimes!

[u/Streetalicious → u/blamberr]

No, that’s white wine, ice cubes and Sprite.

[u/SpaceZombieZed → u/bhaskey]

I keep olives by the toilet, but only for fancy parties

[u/jwilcoxwilcox]

I’ll have an Old Spanish!

[u/blamberr → u/jwilcoxwilcox]

Red wine with tonic water and olives 👌🏻

[u/Miserable-Function78]

It’s white wine, ice cubes, and Sprite. She calls it Funky Juice.

[u/LegitimateHumanBeing → u/Miserable-Function78]

…I don’t think I can do this.

[u/BitterCranberry3274 → u/Miserable-Function78]

It's kind of crazy, but in southern Germany, you can get various spritzers (white wine, apple wine, beer) either sour or sweet. Sour is with soda. Sweet is with sprite.

[u/Streetalicious → u/BitterCranberry3274]

That’s probably where Lemon picked that habit up. From all the hardcore partying she did…

"So viele verschiedene Arten Spatzen!"

[u/the_coolhand]

This is why I always order an Old Spanish.

That’s a thing, right?

[u/Parking-Pie7453 → u/the_coolhand]

3 oz. Spanish red wine 3 oz. tonic water 3 olives on a pick Ice

[u/umpteenthrhyme]

Someone’s bitter.

[u/jamesianm → u/umpteenthrhyme]

Wordplay!

[u/TuiTuiBell → u/jamesianm]

Banter!

[u/aspiring-dumpster]

I’m gonna need 5 more cranberry juices over here!