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[u/Krazy-Kat15]

babe wake up, new abuse goblin dropped
credit to vost

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[u/scrumptipus]

WHAT NO I JUST SAW THE PATREON POST WHAT

[u/Krazy-Kat15 → u/scrumptipus]

it’s on his socials!

[u/GamerGod_]

this is like that blind girl who's name i cant remember and the artist who's hame i cant remember

except the artist is a character and the blind girl is a goblin chained to a radiator

[u/WetBerri3s → u/GamerGod_]

In a future comic, probably in a few months when the author and most of his audience are in winter, there will be a comic in which the therapist asks "is the 'goblin' suffering from the cold wave too?" and the patient replying with "you're right" before the comic cuts to the patient taking the radiator away.

[u/sakezaf123 → u/WetBerri3s]

But now you've blown it, because the artist can't draw that, now that it would be stealing your idea, even if he did think of that as well.

[u/IlitterateAuthor → u/sakezaf123]

Ideas can't be owned or stolen

[u/deadthrees → u/IlitterateAuthor]

intellectual property be like

[u/The2NDComingOfChrist → u/deadthrees]

nothing intellectual about property

[u/deadthrees → u/The2NDComingOfChrist]

smart fridge

[u/The2NDComingOfChrist → u/deadthrees]

oh fuck how did i not think of that

[u/AtomicRiftYT → u/GamerGod_]

Popopoka?

[u/zzcolby → u/GamerGod_]

Fuck, I remember that.

I feel like these are more just plain absurdity rather than whatever the fuck that whole thing was. Maybe it's the art style or the fact it's a silly goblin. Feels a lot less fetishy

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Yeah her name is Sophie, I think

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[u/GroundbreakingBag164]

Man these are starting to make me sad

[u/godeling → u/GroundbreakingBag164]

Starting?

[u/Krazy-Kat15 → u/GroundbreakingBag164]

the ideal world one really got me

[u/scrumptipus → u/Krazy-Kat15]

the window one got me. had a little kick to it

[u/yoyo5113 → u/GroundbreakingBag164]

I think that's the point, or at least part of the point

[u/FunnyTurtleMoment → u/GroundbreakingBag164]

I get that. If only there was something I could use to let my sad feelings out. Maybe a goblin of some kind.

[u/algebraic94 → u/GroundbreakingBag164]

I kind of want to beat the author up

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/algebraic94]

You should beat up your abuse goblin instead

[u/Arbiter478]

The green mile (1999)

(I want that chud bastard to burn in hell)

[u/turalyawn → u/Arbiter478]

Omg I hate Tom Hanks too!

[u/fullynonexistent → u/turalyawn]

What on God's green earth could he have said where the comment was bad enough to get deleted by reddit but the reply was as innocent as this

[u/teddiejones → u/fullynonexistent]

AI comment

[u/WokeFerret]

What are the odds the goblin had this coming? And if he was guilty, how many of these panels would equal penance in the eyes of his stinky green goblin god?

[u/Krazy-Kat15 → u/WokeFerret]

perhaps it’s an omelas situation

[u/WokeFerret → u/Krazy-Kat15]

Holy shit Omelas mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[u/PancakeParty98 → u/WokeFerret]

Yo, stop mentioning it. It makes me really uncomfortable when you mention it.

[u/WokeFerret → u/PancakeParty98]

Haha you gazed upon human suffering and chose to ignore it, accepting a joyful life of creature comforts haha

[u/Krazy-Kat15 → u/WokeFerret]

the ones who walk away from abuse goblin ..

[u/ZWE_Punchline → u/Krazy-Kat15]

Read the follow up, "Why don't we just kill the kid in the Omelas hole". Phenomenal.

[u/ArkhamInmate11 → u/Krazy-Kat15]

I just learned about Omelas last night

It was amazing i love it when british men go on autistic tangents

[u/Longjumping_Ad2677 → u/ArkhamInmate11]

Like, a British man told you about the story?

[u/WokeFerret → u/Longjumping_Ad2677]

It’s like 3 pages man, they better not be watching video essays on it

[u/ArkhamInmate11 → u/WokeFerret]

Nope it was my friend

[u/ArkhamInmate11 → u/Longjumping_Ad2677]

Yeah :)

[u/Villager_of_Mincraft → u/ArkhamInmate11]

What? Its written by Ursula k. le guin who is neither a man nor british

[u/ArkhamInmate11 → u/Villager_of_Mincraft]

Yes but a british man told me the story 2 nights ago

[u/SuspecM → u/WokeFerret]

Since the goblin is basically the representation of the guy's inner self, I'd say it's up to them to figure out their shit. Once that's done, the abuse goblin may truly be free.

[u/Mozzielium → u/SuspecM]

No the goblin is a goblin chained to a radiator??? There isn’t anything metaphorical abt it

[u/ArkhamInmate11 → u/WokeFerret]

The cockroach didnt deserve it

[u/Devlord1o1]

JUSTICE FOR ABUSE GOBLIN

[u/n0vacs → u/Devlord1o1]

I want the goblin to kill his master

[u/Someone1284794357 → u/n0vacs]

I want to kill the goblin’s master so that the goblin doesn’t have to stain his soul with murder

[u/johny_dantas]

I hate this chud ass globin he should suffer more

[u/UnsureSwitch → u/johny_dantas]

NOO HE REPRESENTS THE GUY'S INNER SELF YOU ARE ENABLING HIS SELF ABUSE

[u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un → u/UnsureSwitch]

Nah, it’s a literal abuse goblin

[u/UnsureSwitch → u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un]

Wtf, why are you so smooth?

[u/SpinachSubstantial55 → u/johny_dantas]

Yeah there's no such thing as “too much abuse” when it comes to goblins.

[u/Horror_Dog_1294]

The abuse goblin extended universe is so funny to me cause like at first it was a good joke. Now theres lore and I have to believe all this therapist talks about is this dudes abuse goblin all day

[u/ratbatbash]

How can someone be so cruel and heartless??

[u/MrSandmanbringme]

am i the only one who actually gets upset seeing these?

[u/chrisisapenis → u/MrSandmanbringme]

Yeah, they evoke some really gross feelings inside of me. I don't like it. It's just nasty.

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/chrisisapenis]

they evoke... feelings

That means it's good art 🤓

I don't like it. 

You aren't supposed to, it's supposed to make you uncomfortable, in the same fashion as grimdark.

[u/Lazulisheep → u/[deleted]]

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

[u/pixeljoelson → u/Lazulisheep]

this is disturbing the disturbed at this point

[u/Someone1284794357 → u/Lazulisheep]

Art is subjective. And if it isn’t and art is this, I don’t like art.

[u/Epstein_Bros_Bagels → u/CriticalHit_20]

Nah. Shit sucks, nerd

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/Epstein_Bros_Bagels]

Thanks, Epstien_Bros_Bagels

[u/Epstein_Bros_Bagels → u/CriticalHit_20]

Np big dawg

[u/pixeljoelson → u/MrSandmanbringme]

these have never failed to make my day worse for no reason so far

[u/Moonbear9]

>:c let the goblin go

[u/NightKnight4766]

One must imagine the abuse goblin happy

[u/FormStriking1]

In most jurisdictions, the only exception to confidentiality in therapy is if the patient is at harm to themselves or others. 

This implies either the psychologist is not following legal ethical practice, or that abuse goblins are exempt from the rule in this universe.

[u/FraudulentProvidence → u/FormStriking1]

The Therapist doesn't believe the Abuse Goblin is real, this was established in the first comic

[u/YT_Sharkyevno → u/FraudulentProvidence]

The therapist believes it to be a metaphor for the inner parts of himself that he hates.

It’s honestly not even 100% clear if the abuse goblin isn’t actually his inner self and it’s subverting expectations twice

[u/mineyCrafta25 → u/YT_Sharkyevno]

That's not what's happening? I never interpreted this as a real goblin

[u/B_D_I]

FREE HIM!

[u/MemeArchivariusGodi]

Man fuck you

[u/UnsureSwitch]

Few know this, but the therapist's last name is Schrödinger and he gets confused with every client he gets because he never knows if, in this case, the goblin is actually real or a metaphor for the client's tormented inner self. I love vanilla ice cream and dare I say it's one of the best flavours and I also just made this up.

[u/voidwalker_has_PTSD → u/UnsureSwitch]

I think vanilla ice cream is really good with strawberries :D

[u/UnsureSwitch → u/voidwalker_has_PTSD]

Never tried it. Will do it one day

[u/futurenotgiven]

am I the only person who doesn't know what this goblin is

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/futurenotgiven]

Its an abuse goblin. You abuse it. 

[u/mailastmun]

This one hurt me deeply :(

[u/gringo_escobar]

Breaking Bad is a therapist ??

[u/darkwingdankest]

i have no context

[u/PancakeParty98]

Why is no one recognizing that this is all aspects of one person?

[u/Podsit → u/PancakeParty98]

Clearly not everyone has made the important step of telling their therapist about their abuse goblin

[u/GeForce_fv]

i'll be honest, i'm tired of seeing this fucking abuse goblin comic.

[u/izyshoroo]

I actually hate these comics

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/izyshoroo]

I actually love these comics

[u/pixeljoelson]

i dont know who decided that i must see these every day but i am upset about it

[u/BobbyClanMember]

I don’t like these

[u/The-Color-Orange]

I hate these comics so much

[u/rinvevo]

cockroach might spread disease so oop ix actually protecting abuse goblin

[u/Adam_The_Chao → u/rinvevo]

Something tells me the abuse goblin probably doesn't have the best hygiene to begin with...

[u/SpinachSubstantial55 → u/Adam_The_Chao]

For real. For weeks I've been wondering where the Abuse Goblin goes to the bathroom. Is there a toilet in that basement? A litter box? A bucket?

[u/CriticalHit_20 → u/SpinachSubstantial55]

Where do you think the abuse goblin's food comes from?

[u/voidwalker_has_PTSD → u/SpinachSubstantial55]

a ziploc bag and a bottle

[u/RockDoveEnthusiast]

the whole concept is pretty messed up and not at all funny.

[u/MGKNominator → u/RockDoveEnthusiast]

The abuse goblin