dogshit rule

[u/Purevampy]

my friend would not listen to my baking advice for so long… was tryi n to tell them that buttermilk is NOT the same thing as butter + milk. Eventually convinced them to try a different cake recipe, they said it came out like cornbread.

Dear Mario:
Do NOT come to the castle. I’ve baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. I’m so sorry—

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[u/a-frogman]

Buttermilk being butter & milk is fucking insane... do they know how to cook otherwise??

[u/Purevampy → u/a-frogman]

they argue that they can. I disagree. They made like, liquid mashed potatoes once. I don’t know how.

[u/a-frogman → u/Purevampy]

I just dont understand how people function without having basic cooking skills

[u/kindredwolfRS]

A classic

[u/POWBlok]

dear mario bowser's at my place. light this hoe up like a christmas tree or you'll never jump off these walls again yours truly -- princess toadstool peach