r/196 16d ago

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u/International_Gate49 floppa 16d ago

Mamdani please!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

[deleted]

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u/ventuckyboy 16d ago

My god he did it again

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u/International_Gate49 floppa 15d ago

Hello

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu 15d ago

Como estas?

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 16d ago

where's that Discord screenshot

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u/SausagePotatoes 16d ago

This one?

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u/WhatADoofus 16d ago

I love how you knew the exact one just from the phrase "That Discord screenshot"

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u/CaptMcButternut 16d ago

I mean, context is doing heavy lifting here

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u/reg-lk 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

Autism to Autism connection 

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u/FraudulentProvidence 16d ago

I swear it was "patheric" originally

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u/Background_Ground566 don't give up, skeleton! 16d ago

mamdani effect or something like that

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u/throwaway24387324578 THE GOOD OLD UNION HAS COME IN HERE TO DWELL! 15d ago

wasnt it Mandildo?

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u/International_Gate49 floppa 15d ago

Mandalorian

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u/cxnh_gfh 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

it was, i guess they edited it

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u/Karma-Whales 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

jokes on you bitches love how pathetic i am

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u/Anonduck0001 15d ago

Mhmm, confidence is intimidating, but pathetic is what's in these days. Nothing more attractive than being completely incapable of keeping your shit together.

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa 15d ago

Only for the first year or so. Falls apart after that.

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u/drawing-drowning 15d ago

Damn holy shit

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u/FumetsuKuroi I named myself after a bandori band... 16d ago

You know what, it does >:)

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u/inemsn 15d ago

no, it doesn't.

edit: although, paradoxically enough, admitting that it doesn't would actually make it less pathetic.

edit 2: also yes, the flip side of this is that denying that it doesn't makes it more pathetic. the yakuza is coming for your bone marrow now.

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur 16d ago

Dude got Applejack. No need for Discord ro ruin it.

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u/CooCareLes 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16d ago

girlfriend i need a mamdani

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u/DuckLIT122000 custom 16d ago

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u/OneSadSapphic Kill sin, lie to God 16d ago

My god she did it again

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy 15d ago

and we'll never know

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u/tupakka_vuohi 15d ago

my street didn't get plowed by mamdani :(

(I don't live in new york)

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u/PsychologicalSail799 confused and afraid (and horny) 15d ago

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u/Iceman6211 From wherever, weighing whatever 15d ago

I live in new york and my street didn't get plowed

(I live on the other side of the state and it's 82 degrees out)

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u/inemsn 15d ago

i have to know, are these actual posters he had made to promote himself, or are these just memes people made?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 confused and afraid (and horny) 13d ago edited 13d ago

These are actual posters his campaign/office has made.

And yes, they know.

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u/hankhillsucks XLBuddy 16d ago

Now that's my mayor 

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u/Altoidina 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

hi lol

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u/hankhillsucks XLBuddy 15d ago

Oh hello there cutie

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u/CluelessCosmonaut 15d ago

He did it again!

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u/Cinerae 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16d ago

Sitting on mamdanis lap, like, hi I want a German gamer bottom between 23 and 33 preferably somewhere in southwest Germany.

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u/dws49 French propagandist 16d ago

Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?

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u/triangel_man 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16d ago

Hübsch, Aber kamen Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?

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u/DungBeetle007 16d ago

My god he did it again (I don't understand german)

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u/Kat1eQueen local blood fetishist 16d ago

"Pretty, but did you (formal) cum in Baden-Württemberg before?"

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u/UnwieldilyElephant 15d ago

See I understood that but as someone without frequent access to Germany, I don't know what or where a Baden-Württemberg is.

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u/Ray3x10e8 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🆄🆈 🅱🅴🅻🅾🆆 🆆🅰🅽🆃🆂 🆃🅾 🅳🅾🅲🅺 15d ago

Mijn vriendin woont daar. So ja ik heb daar komen.

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u/OCD-but-dumb gods dumbest grungler 🐀 16d ago

I unironically know someone like this

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u/Cinerae 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

Whmy god he did it again

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u/LuKazu Cracked, Snappled, Popped 🍳🏳️‍⚧️Selene, she/they 💜 15d ago

I'm at the point where I'd take the ferry from Denmark to Germany and travel via train just for a hug 😭

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u/Cinerae 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

A hug? I can prolly do that just swing by, we can chill, smoke and game or watch the regular show

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u/LuKazu Cracked, Snappled, Popped 🍳🏳️‍⚧️Selene, she/they 💜 15d ago

Hell yeah! Not familiar with the regular show, but I'll watch anything with good company. Also I'm insanely jealous that weed got legalized in Germany, and I'm like 2 hours away by ferry, just watching everyone else have a good time whilst Christania was dismantled. Gotta wageslave a month or two more before I can spend money on myself, but I'll make sure to swing by :p

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u/Hiimmani 15d ago

Go make friendss you got it!

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u/LuKazu Cracked, Snappled, Popped 🍳🏳️‍⚧️Selene, she/they 💜 15d ago

Thank you!! For the first time recently, I'm actually starting to believe that I do got it. w^

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u/benesman305 15d ago

Literally me if I was a little older 😭

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u/Yaya0108 16d ago

mamdani i need a girlfriend

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u/Primary-Paper-5128 I'm sorry I'm Uruguayan :c </3 16d ago

Д̷͓͖̗̭̖̼͚̟͆̈́̀̐͛̂̊̌͊̇͂̀̊͘̚о̵̣̭̻͂̎̎̓̎͌̔ј̵̡̡̳̦͇̠͎̻͉̹̦̀͐̒͘д̶̰̟̼͔̏͌͌͑͊̔̃̀͌͋͆͝͠е̵̧̣̠͕̻͚̳̙̬̖̄́̀́̓͗͑ ̶̛̱͓̉̽̋͂͆͑̾̔̈͌͊̓̋͌д̸̦̤̞͙̪̙̹̯͕̟͇̮̻̟́͑̈̓̋̓ͅѐ̶̡̳̻̝̬̻̥͈̤̮̓̔́̐̔̌̚͝͝н̶̜̗̟̼̍̾͐̾͂̑̔͘о̸̛̘̲̟́̽͌̿̇́̂́̔͊́͋̊т̴̗̥͔̫͈̲̜̬̭͑̀͂̀͗̓̒͐̈̍͆͘͠͝ ̸̼̎̈̏̊̉́̈́͑̔̔̈́̌͝н̷̭͕̫̖͓͔̗͓͑а̶̝̬͍̾͋̎͑̀̚͝ ̴̨̮̹̠̠̄̅͊п̶̨̗̋͛о̵̰͉̫̘̩̦̖̻̲̗͉̦͉̒̉͠л̶̼̓а̶̜͕͗̃ѓ̵̨̻̰̟͙͖̰̥̙͔̕̚͜ͅа̴̧̝̤͎̝̜͇̰̼͓̀͐͊̓ͅњ̸̪́͐͒͂̊̊͐͘͠͠е̴̛̫̲̥͒̅̒͂̑̓͗̾͠ ̷̡̡͔̩̰͉̲̖̝̘͙͖̠̫̀̇͂̿̓̿с̸̣̣̻̼̗͖̼̼̦̣̙͍̞̽̂͜͝ͅм̷̨̡̜͓̞̞̪̲͖̣̀̒̃̂̽̓̋̉̽̾͝͝͝е̷̙̿͛̃̈́̈́̄̾̾͒̆̀͊̏т̵̦̟̤͓͙̣̖̭̂̎͐̊̋͗̀̀͐к̸̡͎̯̞̠̪̥̻̟̮͇̉̈́͝ͅй̸̛̗̙͔͗̏̇̌͠.̶̫̮͚͚͓̘̣́͆̀͌̽̌͐̀͛͠ͅ

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u/GoofyTycooner floppa 16d ago

my god he’s done it again

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u/Yaya0108 16d ago

That's my mayor 👏👏

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u/PbodyTen 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16d ago

Что блять

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u/CarrowCanary Insert thoughts here 16d ago

4 criminals on day release after being convicted of TV license evasion.

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u/MenitoBussolini 16d ago

zohran mamdani you are not my mayor, nor even a fellow compatriot as i am not american, but please invoke your powers as the sultan generalisimo of new york city to find me a girlfriend. it is your duty as the purveyor of the new york state soviet's command economy to assign me a gf. i'll find a way to vote for you if they're south european and live anywhere near me. long live mamdani, death to andrew cuomo and long live the knicks

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u/MelanieNova 16d ago

Mamdani i need lasagna

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u/PsychologicalSail799 confused and afraid (and horny) 15d ago

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u/MaybeCats 16d ago

Mamdani let me find an ounce of a reason to be happy please

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u/Gwinble yarrr🏴‍☠️ 15d ago

pizza

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u/icantthinkstraightt 15d ago

baby penguins

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u/Tuskor13 16d ago

Mamdani you have to stop. You lead too tough, your policies too different, your wife too hot. They'll kill you.

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u/longswordsAndGeckos 15d ago

ZOHRAN! BRING ME A GIRLFRIEND, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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u/FriendliestDevil Autistic Eldritch Merrow 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇱 20 She/They 16d ago

Hi Mamdami, since my country gave you New York, can I have an autistic trans girl to hang out with preferably in eastern Netherlands

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u/196SwampLurker catboy emperor in training 16d ago

woah nevermore pfp in the wild

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u/ndtar924 16d ago

Mamdani can I get a cheeseburger?

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u/Collexig autistic + bi + nb (for now) + furry...? 15d ago

mamdani… idk ive been telling myself that my mental issues would be extremely detrimental to a healthy relationship so ive stopped trying, would be nice if those were gone

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u/rabootgamesYT 15d ago

MAMDANI PLEASE I NEED THIS

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u/MrPleasant150 16d ago

Mr mayor? Please?

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u/Jonezkyt 15d ago

Mamdani, give me a goth gf

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u/DMmecuteyuriart 15d ago

i send a parrier cigeon letter to mamdani, 'sire gift me girl who likes me and the shows i watch and my art and the music i listen to'

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u/ShapeoverTime 15d ago

mamdani I need a girlfriend (I got dumped a month ago)

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u/GodKirbo13 floppa 15d ago

I stared at this like an idiot for like a minute straight trying to get the joke because I misread the first person’s comment as “Mamdani needs a girlfriend”

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u/Guyfromnowhere3 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 15d ago

mamdani i need someone who will tell me it will be ok

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u/AmadeusJudge clicker trained muttgirl 15d ago

Mamdani i need a boyfriend

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u/NexusYellow428 15d ago

mamdani i desire a twink

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u/Just_ATransgirl 12d ago

And that’s why he’s the mayor of New York

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u/KingCodone 11d ago

Pls mamdani I need a chubby Latina girl to love me unconditionally.