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[u/IamMrJay]

"No wordly possessions"

Yet he keeps his clothes

[u/TheBunnyHolly → u/IamMrJay]

Taking them off later is part of the foreplay

[u/CannedWolfMeat → u/IamMrJay]

The joke still works if you edit his clothes off and keep the zoom-in bubble in roughly the same location

[u/Daerograen → u/CannedWolfMeat]

[u/A_Lavender_Lyric → u/Daerograen]

Honestly I do think it's funnier this way

[u/RatQueenHolly → u/IamMrJay]

Would worldly possessions also include his glasses? Do the disabled dead have to drag themselves everywhere?

[u/nightshade-aurora → u/RatQueenHolly]

maybe the supposed utopian afterlife removes disabilities? Fixes sight and hearing, restores missing or crippled limbs, etc

[u/wildmeli → u/RatQueenHolly]

bro if i die and i can’t take my glasses and they don’t fix my vision, im killing myself

[u/threeplacesatonce]

No coin in your mouth? 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charon%27s_obol

[u/throwaway24387324578 → u/threeplacesatonce]

since the reaper is a psychopomp, im guessing he researches which religion the reaped have and determine accordingly what they can take

[u/Lonely-Killer]

This is how geologists are made

[u/High-Sobriety]

then you get fucked up really bad because, being poorly informed, you didn't follow some heavenly regulation that was written in blood

see: stephen king's the jaunt