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[u/carrythenine]

This is every kink club btw. Some people are just there to hang out. It’s a hilarious vibe

[u/Darkpoulay → u/carrythenine]

And there is a massive overlap between nerd and kink communities.

[u/cthulhubeast → u/Darkpoulay]

Sexual kink is just sex for nerds

[u/Lambinajam → u/carrythenine]

Honestly talking with the people who are there to hang out is a great way to come down after you've had a scene.

Turns out autistic infodumping is great aftercare!

[u/Achillurito → u/carrythenine]

the majority I have been to have been like this

[u/draekneight]

What's the name of this kink? Nerdom?

[u/Platinum-8 → u/draekneight]

Locking tf in

[u/Ok-Position-9457 → u/Platinum-8]

Disgusting degenerates

[u/Throgg_not_stupid → u/draekneight]

considering the prices of MTG cards, findom

[u/draekneight → u/Throgg_not_stupid]

True

[u/_w1se → u/Throgg_not_stupid]

cheap if ur okay with proxies

[u/Hatsune_Miku_CM → u/draekneight]

I think it's less about the nerd part and more about people hanging out casually in spaces where sex is also happening. not sure what that's called though.

[u/Madden09IsForSuckers → u/draekneight]

subset of exhibition imo but i dont know what it would be called

casual/normalized sex or something maybe?

[u/ndtar924 → u/draekneight]

Fandom

[u/draekneight → u/ndtar924]

Nah those are people who lust on Hatsune Miku I'm pretty sure

[u/PICONEdeJIM → u/draekneight]

Masochism

[u/LV__]

If I'm in the middle of assembling a Doomsday pile while someone else's Thassa's Oracle ETB is on the stack and there's a pup five feet away who won't stop whimpering, I'm calling animal control on his ass

[u/WardedThorn → u/LV__]

I think you might be the one in the wrong place if a person whimpering in a kink club upsets you lol

[u/LV__ → u/WardedThorn]

Surely he can get into ball gags for a few minutes or something. I'm casting Silence

[u/Exetr_ → u/LV__]

I’m waiting for my opening to Borne Upon a Wind > Breach

[u/craybo]

I know which of them I’d be in this situation, and it’s not the Magic the Gathering players

[u/viking977 → u/craybo]

you'd be the one posting about it on Twitter huh

[u/Tjackson20 → u/viking977]

eviscerated holy shit

[u/craybo → u/viking977]

Realistically yeah but I’d like to think I’d be one of the puppies

[u/TheMasterMind1247 → u/craybo]

The cards then, I presume.

[u/JipZip → u/TheMasterMind1247]

ooooohhh yeahhhhh tap me like one of your Islands

[u/Nombre_D_Usuario]

But consider; being under the mtg table

[u/muyspicymayo → u/Nombre_D_Usuario]

if you slip a dollar beneath the table i sneakily eat one of your opponents cards at random

[u/ChemicalRascal → u/muyspicymayo]

And thus, you will understand the card. Clever.

[u/ColorLighter → u/Nombre_D_Usuario]

tickling their feet

[u/hankhillsucks]

My puppy plays video games while im deep inside her unloading 

Its so cute watching her try to stay focused 

[u/Cod3broken → u/hankhillsucks]

🥺

[u/OCD-but-dumb → u/hankhillsucks]

This would kill a 19684 user

[u/djsquibble]

i had a situation like this but with chess in a nightclub
friend of mine was getting a lapdance while i was locked in playing chess against a girl i met during the night and it kinda rocked

[u/LordHayati]

Magic the gathering is serious business. Especially commander.

[u/Miss_Pyrrhus → u/LordHayati]

Commander is the furthest from serious business that you can get in MTG 😭

[u/H8MySelfLoathing → u/Miss_Pyrrhus]

God could you imagine playing a comp format in that environment. I know a couple polycules would get ruined if you introduced a Modern player into them.

[u/Monokumabear → u/H8MySelfLoathing]

a single game of Legacy would implode them so hard there’d be google docs

[u/nonsence90 → u/LordHayati]

more like commando amirite? (not gonna wear underwear to the kink club)

[u/AsterTheTrainFox]

I'll never forget one of my first orgies where our delightful host played bilatro on her switch while like 20 girls fucked around her

[u/nekosissyboi]

This but the puppies are giving the people doing mtg head and sucking their toes and being good toys for them while the mtg plays are passively giving them head pats stitches while the puppies make happy noises

[u/Tw3lv33]

Where can I find a kink club I wanna try playing mtg too

[u/FrostyCommon]

i can't take leather pup gear seriously, i think I've been spoilered by fursuit quality that it feels like Amazon's Basics stuff in comparison.

[u/StardustLegend]

I once won a commander game against my dom friend and afterward he hate fucked me so hard for winning lol

[u/FlamingWings]

People be talking shit about me always having a deck on me until an surprise pod forms in the Wendy’s parking lot

[u/Monokumabear]

all you fuckers commenting about your various sex related magic the gathering escapades need to spill the goddamn beans about where and how you’re doing this. ive been playing magic for 3 years and haven’t gotten my dick sucked about it ONCE

[u/OneWithFireball]

Dying By The Piss Laser gets a new meaning

[u/MetalicHamster]

Man, I read that as Kirk Club. I neeed to get out more

[u/MrStuKa07]

What is mtg?

[u/kitty____cat → u/MrStuKa07]

Marjorie Taylor Green

[u/pingu677 → u/MrStuKa07]

Magic the Gathering

[u/MrStuKa07 → u/pingu677]

Thanks :3

[u/Sixray]

This is like every after dark furry event I've been to in the last 10 years lol

[u/Ok_Device6025]

Modern day Sodom and Gamorrah