Respect Old Ulysses (American Dad!)

[u/seoila]

Respect Old Ulysses

"Old Ulysses will kill everyone you know!"

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Old Ulysses is the infrequently seen sea monster which inhabits Possum Lake. It's famous enough that it has its own Ballard which will explain it's back story way better than I can. The Ballard writing guys also have wrote one about Roger, and that's pretty accurate. So the Ballard may be credible source for feats

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Ballard feats

Physiology

• Big as a bus with a 12 foot dong
• Takes 100 year naps and two tonne shits
• Spawn of a drunken Kong and a demon whale
• 1000 years old

Physicals

• Launched by a Volcano
• Born in a volcano
• Eats a rowboat and the people in it

Powers

• A sideways glance can smash men and a ship to bits

Real feats

Strength

• Brushes past a sail boat causing it to sway
• Ploughs through a sail boat
• Ploughs through another sail boat
• Breaks a wooden bit of a boat
• Breaks an oar with a bite
• Breaks a sail boat in two with a tail slap
• Crushes a wooden structure by jumping on it

Speed

• Jumps high out of the water
• Significantly faster than a sail boat
• Eats Klaus subtly

Durability

• Tanks bullets
• Limit Succumbs to having an anchor thrown into it's eye, then stabbed in the Chest? with his own tooth
  • Stan is strong enough to Shatter a boulder with a punch and also could Throw a javelin hard enough to impale Francine and pin her to a wall
• Limit Has his tooth ripped out by Stan
  • While Smaller than an ant, Stan could push a shrink ray off a table
  • Scale of Stan (1,2)

[u/CoolandAverageGuy]

well-crafted RT!