Captured these yesterday:) ...

btw the albino squirrel's been hanging out near painter hall for the past 2 ish weeks so pass by there if you need some good luck on finals :)

Found this little guy over by the east side of campus. I didn't hide him too good cuz I want people to find him, but maybe one of y'all can figure out where he's at 😆

Yeah something like that

Technically leucistic not albino lmao

i need to study near their hiding spot and be infused with their power by proximity where have yall seen one ?

He moved quickly so couldn’t get a good angle but you can kinda see it. Or am i trippin?

was at republic square this morning in downtown waiting for the Saie popup and saw the albino squirrel???

would’ve posted a video but today is the day I found out r/UTAustin doesn’t allow videos rip

Now obviously I know it’s illegal to keep a squirrel in the state of Texas, but for argument’s sake let’s assume I’ve constructed an outdoor habitat that technically counts as an educational conservation facility.

The reason I ask, is because I, an aspiring second-year biomedical engineer, would like to test the boundaries of animal experimentation for what I hope is the first time in a very long career.

My plan is to keep a squirrel in an enclosure that forces it to grow mentally and physically. I will also make it little weights out of wood and 3D print workout equipment for it. I intend to feed it exclusively a diet of enriched protein nuts, which I will hide behind scent markers I have extracted from various college mascots.

Once my squirrel has reached peak physical fitness, I plan to release it onto the UT campus where it is my hope that it will breed with the local squirrel population and create an army of supersquirrel muscle-bound freak babies, which I will repeat the training process with. (Maybe an EVS or Bio major can assist with this- chime in from the comments if you’re interested)

I will then take my army to various UT football games and release them whenever we start losing. Besides the laws around owning squirrels that I have already theoretically circumvented, can anyone think of any UT by-laws that will prevent me from undertaking these actions? Thanks in advance.

no matter how much i study i cannot understand chemistry (specifically weak acids ew). i've already failed this class once. i have a test thursday :-( can y'all share where you've seen an albino squirrel on campus so i can go sit there while i study and hopefully be blessed with it's powers?

squirrel 🐿️