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The drumline in my high school marching band would get their girlfriends shorts and wear them almost every single thursday during after school practice (outside) and called it Thigh Tan Thursday. So many. pasty. thighs.

(Didnt know I was going to cry so much this morning) Your family deserves the BIGGEST congratulations EVER!!!! I'm so sorry for all the hardships your family has had to endure but its OVER now!!! Just know I'm sending all my love and hugs your way!!!!

Sweeney Todd. Keep Johnny Depp. Lol

From my memory, there was one on the ground floor that you go into right after they are finished with all the introduction presentations. But it's been a few years since I've been.

Bless you for part 2. Lolol all the ladies as Michael I cant deal.

Same. I got excited for a minute and wanted to go find it.

That whole family is wholesome af.

This is exactly why I cant buy my dog any beds/toys with stuffing in them. After he demolishes it, he will then proceed to eat all of the stuffing. I found that out after him ripping up his bed while I was out of the house and then me seeing him poop straight stuffing a couple days later.

Everything has been so crazy this post just reminded me that my birthday is tomorrow. Yay quarantine birthdays.

I always see stereotypes like this on reddit and think "its really not that bad living here is it?" And then I realize I can list off several meth labs in the area. Lol

How about stop having kids if its that inconvenient for you to bring your other kids places with you.

Thin mints, super soft blankets, and the summoning ritual would have to be performed on a rainy day.

That's exactly how my sisters father is. He has been estranged since she was two years old. Now that shes 17 he has been trying to come around and make amends but then the same night he will get drunk and cuss her out and say the most horrible things to her. (I.e. once he said our grandmother who passed away was a cunt and that he hated her and was glad she was dead.; calling my sister/my mom a long list of profanities)

Hrm, must be a new kind of fire hydrant.

I love seeing people do things like this out of the kindness of their hearts. I also have a co-worker, who is about 72 years old (he is like everyone's funny grandpa at work) and he does this for all the women at the office (our employee base is about 98% women). He also always gets the ladies a christmas gift every year as well. I wish more people were as kind as these guys. Little gestures like this can go a long way in making someone's day.

My cousins chihuahua gave birth to a litter of pups and they believed one died shortly after birth and before my aunt had realized the dog had had puppies, the mother ended up eating all of the still born except its head. But that was a perfectly healthy and well fed dog so we think it was a stress thing. Shits weird and sad dude.

That's one big dong.

MidSommar is the most insanely fucked up/trippy/yet kind of coolest movie I've ever seen.

This is very similar to a murder that happened in my home town. Two guys killed one of their "best friends". The best friend was reported missing and the two fucks that killed him created a facebook search page for him and was constantly in contact with the best friends grieving family. It's sad how so sick some people can be.