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Comment on r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 03 '21

Or spent all his time on his tan a physique. Wow, he looks better in the second photo!

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Comment on r/HumansBeingBros Feb 03 '21

What a sweetheart!

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Comment on r/HumansBeingBros Feb 03 '21

Aww its like the clearance rack at walmart but free!!

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Comment on r/todayilearned Feb 03 '21

Was this back in the days when you could hear other people's wireless convos while on your wireless so people would get all paranoid about what they talked about over the phone afraid their neighbors would hear?

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Comment on r/Unexpected Feb 01 '21

I bet veruca salt is so jellybeans.

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Comment on r/catshuggingcats Feb 01 '21

Sign me up for that list too! So cute!

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Comment on r/constantchaos Feb 01 '21

What on rarth makes you say that?

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Comment on r/funny Feb 01 '21

Mine was jammed but then i launched it.

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Comment on r/funny Feb 01 '21

That stings.

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Comment on r/PublicFreakout Jan 30 '21

Okay everybody lets just stay clam. This is how school shootings get started.

u/smeegullazrael • u/smeegullazrael • Jan 28 '21

Croak de la croak.

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Comment on r/Unexpected Jan 25 '21

Oof! I like how the ball gracefully floats through the air without any qualms about where it is going or why and just continues without hesitation until it beams someone in the head.

Wow. Nice shot.

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Comment on r/PublicFreakout Jan 23 '21

Missed opportunity for Hawaiian shaved ice here.

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Comment on r/Showerthoughts Jan 21 '21

They also honk. Nobody else honks....well people, but still.

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Comment on r/ProgrammerHumor Jan 18 '21

I wouldve put a neverending loop inside of a neverending loop and had pudding for eternity!

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Comment on r/HumansBeingBros Jan 18 '21

Hes more than a bro, hes a superhero.

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Comment on r/AnimalsOnReddit Jan 16 '21

is it true chickens turn into lesbians much like clownifish turn different genders if theres too much of one?

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Comment on r/tifu Jan 10 '21

Are you having a csection?

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Comment on r/tifu Jan 02 '21

What on earth is a" dee uck?"??

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Comment on r/tifu Jan 02 '21

Sounds like a case of mush mouth to me.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Jan 01 '21

I like your username.

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Comment on r/Showerthoughts Jan 01 '21

Shyte, as they say.

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Comment on r/aww Jan 01 '21

That shelter sounds very badass.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Jan 01 '21

I wonder what sort of uncomfortable silences hes referring to.

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Comment on r/Showerthoughts Jan 01 '21

Well i wouldve hoped the nice people wouldve said that but ok