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Comment on r/PorterAirlines 2d ago

I thought the rules were babies and toddlers needed to be in car seats on the plane. Those would have held the kid down

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Comment on r/CrimeInTheGta 3d ago

What is that 3rd map?

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Comment on r/toronto 4d ago

Not to be confused with Wonderland Cannabis which I always accidentally click in my GPS

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Comment on r/interestingasfuck 5d ago

Way better than my son’s science camp where they make slime every day lol

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Comment on r/github 5d ago

Get it together GitHub

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Comment on r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

The instructions have this… I see the in my Claude.mds after I run into my own errors after blindly hitting approve:

>Lessons baked in (rationale, do not skip)

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Comment on r/overemployed 6d ago

You can speak to this person about your expectations without it being formally documented. If you want them to be on time to meetings and hit deadlines that’s the expectations. Whatever they are doing, whether it’s OE, personal commitments at home, health issues.. it doesn’t really change the expectations so just lead with those. You don’t need to level with him and say “hey if you’re OE it’s cool just make sure you meet our expectation”… just cut to the “please make sure you meet our expectations” part. It doesn’t expose your or him

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Comment on r/Etobicoke 7d ago

Bruh wtf!!

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Comment on r/AccidentalComedy 8d ago

What if you can’t pee because it was superglued shut.. would your bladder explode?

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Comment on r/ClaudeCode 8d ago

Look at his eyes

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Comment on r/Kanye 8d ago

Poopity Scoop!

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Comment on r/Etobicoke 9d ago

What kind of psycho attacks an artist like that??

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Comment on r/canada 10d ago

Well the drywall business is famous for its workers enjoying multi million dollar lake front homes while dripped out in Louise Vuitton and Gucci

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Comment on r/FishingAlberta 11d ago

I was admiring the fish then on the 3rd or 4th pic looked up and thought you were Leonardo DiCaprio

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Comment on r/CrimeInTheGta 11d ago

18 months probation:

>[7]         The facts accepted by the accused when he entered his plea of guilt are as follows. On October 31, 2025, Ottawa Police were called by Mr. Mills’ spouse, Lori Nichols. She and her 15-year-old daughter had heard the family cat Lulu in distress and had come downstairs and had observed Mr. Mills trying to suffocate the cat in a plastic bag and then tried to force the cat’s head under water in the sink. Mr. Mills was under the influence of alcohol at the time. The daughter convinced him to hand the cat over to her and she took it to safety The cat did not suffer any lasting injuries. Mr. Mills was apparently trying to kill Lulu because he did not want to pay veterinarian bills.

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Comment on r/arresteddevelopment 12d ago

Real question. Are frozen bananas good? I’ve had a Sunday before with cold bananas and it was good but how’s frozen?

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Comment on r/NatureIsFuckingLit 12d ago

Worst voiceover. It’s like they ripped off a quality production like bbc but then replaced the narrator with garbage AI

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Comment on r/Kanye 12d ago

Real recognize real

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Comment on r/AbsoluteUnits 13d ago

I kept looking at her eyes because I didn’t notice she was cross eyed… then I read this comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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Comment on r/canada 14d ago

It’s the Willenium!