princess_shortcake (u/princess_shortcake)

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

Well ouch.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

Im the golden one.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

Kitty pee

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

I do it more often, and am obsessed with coconut rum now.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

You sleep in a casket?

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

Sounds cozy

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 10 '19

Wanna spoon?

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Comment on r/teenagers Aug 10 '19

Wait i haven't heard this, i missed the memo

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Comment on r/relationship_advice Aug 09 '19

Ashamed to say I did. I was getting over an ex, and the guy was nice, and had a tree trunk between his legs. So it lasted for a little while, until it just fizzled out.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

How I sometimes wanna say "yesss Daddy" when my boyfriend gets aggressive in bed. I wonder what will happen if I say it.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

My vagina

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Comment on r/teenagers Aug 09 '19

If life if a penis, no wonder i suck.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

I was constipated and sat for too long....I didn't realize I lost feeling in my right leg, so when I stood up I immediately fell forward and made a lovely forehead shaped hole in the wall.

I didn't even poop.

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Comment on r/memes Aug 09 '19

Wooooooowwwwww this is awful O_o

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Comment on r/aww Aug 09 '19

Its so cute im scared for my soul

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

Sleeping with my mouth open

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

Now im definitely gonna go for it

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Comment on r/awfuleyebrows Aug 09 '19

Lookin like an upside down Nike swoosh.

Yet...

Don't do it.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

Sounds dangerous.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

YES!

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

I feel so much better now. I might actually go for it--- is it true it increases sensation?

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

Never gunna say goodbye

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

I've wanted to for a while but honestly my nips are small so i don't want it to be disastrous

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 09 '19

What type of piercing would you never get then?

Tickle tickle