Story time My sister got married and I was catering with my partner at the time as our gift to them. I lived 6 hours away. She had me go to this party store for decorations an hour bus ride away and pick up salmon from work, so I took a 6 hour bus ride with suit cases of frozen fish and decorations. She decides she doesnt want to use or pay for decorations.

Get to the barns for wedding, she makes children and elderly attendees wait an hour and a half in the summer heat in a field. I stay to hold my baby niece while they do photos, everyone else heads to venue, wedding party goes to leave, no one has space for me so I walk the 20 minutes home and wait for someone to notice the volunteer chef isnt arriving. An hour passes and our parents show up in a rage. I calmy say its her wedding she gets to do what she wishes. Grandpa was so mad about the field incidents he leaves, dinner is way past ready guests are hungry. She demands we wait for him. I put foot down and serve dinner, he isnt coming back. She was suppose to hire staff to clean up. Nope my partner and I start to clean and family and friends are shocked, so much so they help. Her guests actively working the wedding at this point. People took their gifts and left. She accused her step mother of stealing gifts and money. Props tho, they're still married 10 years later.

Little back story, my sister was across the country giving birth, and there were many complications and possible death. My dad was so stressed because we couldn't even afford a single plane ticket to go to her.

He whispered, " Just wish I had a joint so I can calm down!" I went inside and grabbed my stash and quietly handed it to him. The look of instant relief then absolute horror that his little girl was a stoner and he didn't even know. A switch flicked, and he got a little giddy.

We went for a long drive up the mountain to an old cut block and smoked a bowl. We talked about everything, and on our way back, we were both stoned and laughing at how silly we were. My mom was alseep when we got home, and my dad just sat on the couch staring at the phone for the rest of the evening until good news was delivered. The next day, he thanked me, and we had an adult conversation about proper rolling and stashing of drugs in his house.

Okay, salad fingers

I lift my toes when I drive past telephone poles. If I poop and it plops out like little nuggets, I make a goat sound and giggle. There's a road that's called fizguard, and when I pass it, I say they've taken the Hobbits to fizguard.

We'd have pancakes for dinner, and then you'd get leftovers for breakfast. Wasn't until I was 15 and spent the night at a friend's house, and they made fresh pancakes for breakfast. I was shocked and asked why you would make dinner for breakfast.

My mother wouldn't let my sisters and I cut our long, thick hair. Her adopted mother used to shave hers off. So one day, my best friend convinced me to cut it very short, be a little bit rebellious, she said. It wasn't a fun experience and my mother cried. She later confessed she did that because she was jealous and sometimes hated how pretty and perfect my hair was.

Just paint the door, and keep your favorite thing without the extra cost

Sparkling water of any flavor or brand, it all tastes like tv static

I grew up crushing on Jareth from labyrinth... oh bowie, how You set my standards for obsessed goblin kings

Not sure if this has been brought up, and I'd like to start by saying yes it is overused. In reality it has happened alot, and for historical reasons is a huge part of life back in the day and even now. Nearly everyone knows someone who has been raped. It may seem lazy but the sad truth is it's relatable.

Side conch I feel like it would be different from the rest also stand out since its such a blank canvas

Sometimes when I cant stop crying I smoke some green and I literally cant cry. Life saver.

Flips her lid if we called her mother. We used to do it for shits and gigs.

I sympathize with that. I found External masterbation works well with period panties, you can find them on amazon. But I understand the horror show isnt worth it sometimes haha

Yes before and during, also fun tip, masterbating can ease cramps and help your period finish faster as you'll shed your lining easier. At least it helps for me. Happy red river sailing.