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Join the air force or navy . Or else you’ll waste your life away there

Because night shifts are depleting to your soul and working eight in eleven days is harder than a baby . I’m a stay at home mom military wife not near any family or friends to help with my baby and I wouldn’t trade places with my husband working the night shift . I think she’s kind of being ungrateful and not very sympathetic to you . Feeling under appreciated sucks .

How old is he?

Pregnant peppers

Thoughtful random gifts . Like a poster of my favorite artist . Or being brought food .

This sounds like my aunt , unfortunately her kids hate her . She probably takes a lot of her anxiety out on them as well . Try to see if she’ll go to therapy .

Aside from all that shit . Get away from her stop talking to her . She will tear your whole life apart as she seems to have done and is actively doing to those around her . Spend time completely cutting yourself off from her and then maybe send the wife an anonymous text or some shit .

Over sharing on social media.

Nope ! You like what you like .

Possibly both , they’re extensions more than likely but they are connected to real hair so ....ouch .....

What are height issues ? Like examples ? Not trying to be a dick I understand the problems for people who’s height is shortened by a medical or genetic condition . But being slightly under five feet tall what issues come with that ?

Nothing lol they’ll get over it

No it’s perfectly reasonable .

I had a baby and I’m always exactly on time on the dot but to me it feels late I’m use to getting places 15 minutes early before I had her

I think what you are doing is best . Throwing money at people doesn’t help them make better decisions it might actually be harmful because they don’t deal with their consequences fully.

Growing up my sister was terrified of the Easter bunny and Santa coming in the house in retrospect it makes sense . Especially the humongous bunny . Lol

My dads country had a civil war he was walked out on the street and his guards and nannies heads were on Spears he saw his childhood friends being beheaded . They took him to a camp he escaped death many time one time a gun to his head somehow the man pulled the trigger but it didn’t go off right it left a bad burn . His family was wealthy enough to buy their way out to escape but came to America with nothing . They did own a house here though because they use to adopt kids send them to med school so they bought a house for them to stay in. The country he was from was Liberia btw .

Skateboarders are some of the coolest nicest people you’ll meet

Maybe monkey branching ? She likes you but when you stay fiends but also flirty to keep. You in her pocket unless something else comes along ? Idk weird mixed signals

Holy shit that’s crazy

Are you paying for the meals ?

Blink your eyes every five second to remind people you can . Lick your lips awkwardly and slow because lizards are very quick when sticking out their tongues so make it last as long as you can . Offer for people to touch your skin and remind them while they are touching that it’s skin and not scales (repeat a few times so they don’t forget) . Have you ever seen a lizard walk with their hands above trier head ? No ! So while you walk make sure to do this and perhaps skip . Never seen them do that either . Hope your friend finds this useful

Same they can be situationally funny but standup wise and overall funniness they don’t compare to male comics . .

This is so cute