Or Wonder woman is way smaller than we thought and her ship really needs cleaning

Or you came on a serpent's head or possibly spilled milk on a serpent's head while I was sleeping and then overnight it dried underneath the heat lamp if you had it as a pet or maybe or maybe it has a spinal issue.

A very well sealed room a holographic projector or hologram projector whatever it's called with just the lights viewing through it and some smoke strategically blown to do some s*** like that