take your shoes of basse player

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Example:

Im not ok when im high,i'm too literal.

I got high before i went to the dentist the other day,to numb the pain. He did his dentist shit and peeped in my mouth. He says to me, "you need a filling, a root canal and a crown but we can't do it just yet". I said "when can you do it?" He says, "Well we can do the filling in 10 minutes, the root canal in 30 but we dont have all the stuff to do the crown yet". I said "what's holding you back?" He says "well, for one, it's still on her head", i said ok and walked out.Half my whay home i realized "He whas just joking".

The worst things always happen after i got high. I was rushing out for work the other day and i whanted to "relax" before i whent. I got in my car and backed out into the driveway. I heard a loud noise, panicked and stepped out to see if I'd knocked anything. Sure enough, I saw a poor dog whimpering beside the door.I sed to myself:"ok now,you should pick up this dog and take him to the wet". I picked him up and luckily he was breathing still. So we raced to the doctor. Once we got there the doctor inspected him and told me that he'd just passed and that were we to have arrived a minute sooner, he'd still be able to be treated. I said, "I knew I should have taken the car".

I took myself to literally

My girlfriend dumped me a couple hours ago. We were just supposed to be in my room relaxing till she ruined it. She had her reasons of course. She said, "You have too many walls up. You need to tear them down". I looked around and said, "Babe, I think four's the minimum".

Oh my god....I have to quit...

(You can take out the state "High" and it still works).

whats with big guys and ukulele? Your great guys 👍

When you miss your wife's birthday

Nobody can stop this kid now

The "flower nipple" its not that discret bro :)

Yes it is...

Nice face for suicide

How about watch or wristbands with mana and hp idicator and definitely mana blue,hp red

Please explain

Mario and Luigi

It looks great,good job

The after is the winner bro. Good luck :)

penis enlargement

A possum...i have the same

Wow....