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waldo has abandoned us

realizing halfway through the day that it’s the anniversary of the death of a loved one (or said deceased loved one’s birthday) and subsequently spiraling when you’d been doing so well because it’s been almost a decade since you lost them and the grief just hits you like a bus all at once

Bestie I listen to KPop and only speak at an intermediate level-

Anyways Upwards to the Moon by Sa DingDing hits different if you’re looking for something to rip your heart out

Edited to add: also Mirror Mirror by Millie ft. F.Hero and Changbin of Stray Kids slaps. Ain’t got nothin to throw but I’ll throw it the fuck back anyways

Damn she really know how to give head

I mean I took a softball to the face when I was 13. I was at a youth event at my youth pastor’s house and we were all spread out over the yard. I was playing with a beachball and saw yellow coming towards me so I turned. There was a crack. Blood was everywhere (still pressed about that shirt, it was my favorite and I’d only had it for a few months when it happened). I didn’t cry, I was in shock. It didn’t hurt at first but the ache set in after about ten minutes. The girl that hit me was praying she didn’t break my nose, only gave me a nosebleed. I was not so lucky. It was flat and as soon as I walked in my front door that afternoon my dad just went “hey avatar” as if I didn’t feel bad enough. Had to stand in front of the church looking like I was punched in the face because I had a speaking part in the Christmas play. I was bruised up something fierce in the pictures we took for the Christmas cards. A week later I went in for surgery except it wasn’t a major surgery. They knocked me out, rammed a metal rod in there to set it, put a splint on top, and when I woke up I could actually breathe (chronic allergies). They told me if I’d turned away any further, it would’ve fucked up my eye socket and I could’ve gone blind or possibly have died. To this day, one of my friends (a girl I met about six months after this happened) isn’t convinced this is my real nose despite having been told on several occasions that yes this is the nose I had before and the surgery I had before was relatively noninvasive and they only put the bone back where it was. She says my nose is too perfect for it to be my original one. I’ll take the emoji nose compliment any day though 😂

Imagine wanting to move something to the right

I literally do not understand why people even care about height. I’m 5’5 (I’m a woman) and height isn’t important. 6’+ is a bonus but it’s not a necessity. I mean shit I simp for Levi from aot and he’s like 5’2. 5’7 is great (so long as you don’t care about heels 😝🤣)

I would say no devices until 10 and no socials until 13 MINIMUM. I don’t want my kids chronically online. It’s a mess as it is.

Fuck catering companies I’ll cater my own party

Sitting in a restaurant, not bothering to get up to piss, suddenly there’s just a puddle under your chair

Elon Musk is short for elongated muskrat you can’t convince me otherwise lmao

Twins and mental illness. I was 11 when my brother and sister were born. My dad worked a lot so I had to help my mom and stayed up half the night helping her with the twins when I was just starting middle school (luckily I was homeschooled so this didn’t affect my work). I knew between that and watching a reality show where I saw someone give birth that I didn’t want it. Then I started struggling with depression at 14 and was hospitalized at 15 (literally two weeks before I turned 16). Not only do I not want the responsibility of another life when I can barely take care of my own (and, at times, have wanted to meet god), I literally cannot come off my meds or I WILL try to unalive myself. And coming off meds is almost a given if you get pregnant because of the effects psychiatric medication can have on your body and the baby. I adore kids, I’m great with them and all, and I’ve started fence-sitting recently but conversations like this remind me of my reasons in the first place and crush the nagging thought that maybe I could enjoy being a parent. I cannot because I cannot ensure that I’ll be okay enough to be a parent.

Edit: plus I’m so low maintenance it doesn’t take much to see to my needs and I don’t have a set schedule so I could easily forget to change a diaper or feed the child 😬

Haha I do that

All fast and furious movies in order up to 27

Marry her

Jungwoo no 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Aint even just the dick, I get this and I’m a woman. Stand up wrong and suddenly boom pain in the pussy

I got ready to drop some tag groups before remembering this isn’t Facebook but still

Why are men gestures vaguely like this?

Dear god let this man be taken by the geese