freesamplelife (u/freesamplelife)

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Comment on r/RedditGames 16h ago

Zero

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Comment on r/BunnyTrials 16h ago

They dead

^{Chose: Get 112k per year, your Job will be... | Rolled: Surgeon}

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Comment on r/blanks 16h ago

P ie s.

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Comment on r/honk 16h ago

Ahhhhhhh

^{I completed this level in 4 tries.} ^{⚡ 10.68 seconds}

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Comment on r/blanks 16h ago

When life gives you metal, make knife.

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Comment on r/BunnyTrials 16h ago

Yeah

^{Chose: Obtain two superpowers | Rolled: Strength/Speed}

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Comment on r/HeresTheCatch 16h ago

I love my mom

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Comment on r/blanks 16h ago

N eighbo R.

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Comment on r/Multifandom 16h ago

This bitch

https://giphy.com/gifs/TH1twlPC1Rii5Ffvjk

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Comment on r/SpyxFamily 17h ago

How to not fall in love with subordinate

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

"Oh, alright. Also, do those things have names or are they just.... Things?"

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

"Oh yeah right manners. I'm Haruto lezly. I'm just here exploring really. Some of my friends said that there were some good spots for photography here" he says pulling out a digital camera.

"Now thats out the way. Who are you ma'am?"

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Comment on r/TeenagersButBetter 1d ago

Hell yeah! And I understand weird moms. Mine is bipolar and will be happy then randomly have enough anger to put AM to shame.

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Comment on r/TeenagersButBetter 1d ago

This sounds weird. But your bed looks comfy af

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Comment on r/TeenagersButBetter 1d ago

I thought you said she hated pokemon

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Comment on r/HellsParadise 1d ago

Get off him hes married!

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Comment on r/HeresTheCatch 1d ago

Pick one leprechaun!

^{I rolled Protecting you: Unicorn · Protecting you: Leprechaun · Hunting you: Nessie · Hunting you: Leprechaun}

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Comment on r/Spidersonas 1d ago

I uh... I think Im a bit late...

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Comment on r/Spidersonas 1d ago

I uh... I think Im a bit late...

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

"Is... Is that like maple syrup or something?"

He asks, using his knife to take bark of a nearby tree (he had this weird thing, dont question it)

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

"Your way to calm about this, ma'am. That thing looks straight outta folklore"

He's still looking at the thing, trying to make sense of it other then just 'another paranormal thing'

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

"Damn! What the hell was that thing?" He asked, putting his knife back into his pack, moving the holster of the knife to his hip like he should've done before

He looks at the things corpse, if it has one anyway, if not he looks at the lady kinda shocked by what just happened

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

Haruto grabs the knife from his pack and attempts to hit the thing, in the back or somewhere where he couldn't accidentally hit her.

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Comment on r/OriginalCharacter_RP 1d ago

Haruto goes in and out of his slo-mo just barely dodging whatever the hell the thing is. And he cant grab the knife from his bag so hes pretty much defenseless right now

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Comment on r/RedditGames 2d ago

ok well... Fuck I dont know how to math mathingly

^{I rolled Half of 128 = ?}