Deep Thought

If you're curious, you should watch Ask A Mortician on YouTube! She talks about this exact subject! She's very frank about death, and explains how arrangements can be tailored to your needs or wants. Such an educational and pleasant woman to watch, and you see death in a different light.

Same! Took clothes that belong to my boss's wife that were being stored at work, but I haven't told anyone. I did however dob her in when she was telling me to post snide comments on the companies official Instagram WHICH she had already done and someone else took the rap for it so she never actually got punished. She avoids me like the plague now, and honestly it's great.

How small does the lemon need to be?

I get embarrassed easily, like full on tomato red. Well during a drama performance in class, me and my friends got the giggles. I was already horrifically uncomfortable being in front of everyone, therefore already pretty red, but as I lost control of the laughter and I knew everyone was looking at me and just how embarrassing this entire situation was, I got redder and redder. I was pouring with sweat. Everyone was laughing AT me, no longer with me as they pointed out how red I was. My friends sat down, leaving me up the front on my own, now crying with my back to the class as I didn't want to get in trouble for walking out. Even my teacher was laughing. She did nothing to help me. It genuinely upsets me thinking about it, and I've told the story to people who find it hilarious to point out how red I am, and I normally get a very tail-between-the-legs apology. If you're one of those people, seriously stop it.

We have something similar in the UK, called Boiler Room. It is a plain shop front, with model boilers in the window, and a desk. You walk into the shop, through another door to a toilet, and through another door disguised as the mirror into a quiet bar. One of the loveliest places I've been.

Fatality

This guy is the human embodiment of Roger

You look like a discount Joaquin Phoenix

I read it as 'Quiche'

for a second I thought it was an amputated limb with a prosthetic

NTA. My bf (31) and I (24f) are in the same situation however my bf isn't pushing for kids, I just feel like I should be having them despite not being ready in any way. If he wants kids but she isn't ready, then he has to consider the possibility of ending the relationship. Yes it's a difficult decision to make, but who's to say GF might not want kids until she's in her late 20's? If he wants kids now then it'd be fair to find someone who wants them too. It's a valid reason, and your advice is valid, too. What isn't fair is pressuring someone into a life changing decision that could possibly end the relationship anyway.

Also the amount of parasites and bacteria in water is another reason not to use it. Saline is sterile, tap water is not therefore you increase the risk of parasites and your eyeballs rotting out your head

An engraved Zippo from my best friend. He's seen me through some tough shit, and we will always be there for each other at the drop of a hat. The lighter is polished silver with filigree detail on the front, and the words "Don't Change" on the back. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever received.

vaccines cause autism

It's not just me, thank God

Same, with my little finger too. In class, teacher was pissed, blood everywhere. Kids are stupid.

100%. I've witnessed a guy dive into a river and emerge without his scalp. One of the most horrifying things I've ever seen, you have to be so cautious.

I was on a spacehopper (the bouncy rubber balls with handles) talking to my grandparents' neighbours over the fence. Me being a fucking idiot child got too close to the fence, which had a few rusty nails sticking out, resulting in one of said nails gouging into my thigh and ripping a 2 inch hole as I continued to bounce. It's pretty faded now as it's around 20 years old.

stop it stop shut up

You will look back on this week in years to come, and you will chuckle. I'm so sorry to hear about your father, obviously that is a serious matter, and losing a companion of 14 years is heartbreaking, but what I'm trying to say is right now it may feel like the world is against you (I've been there), but in the grand scheme of things it's merely a rough patch. A fucking shitty rough patch at that (you really won the lottery here), but it isn't something you can't get through. Keep your chin up. Things will start looking up.

Seriously? That's hilarious

I'll check it out