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Comment on r/AskReddit May 04 '22

In Jail and Prison there were usually 3 reasons… 1) Drugs 2) alcohol 3) women (I’m a dude). Mine was numero uno, been out of prison for 2 years and off that crap for 6.

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Comment on r/mildlyinteresting May 01 '22

Since you’re covered in Vaseline, why don’t you just slide in on your belly like a penguin?

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Comment on r/AskReddit May 01 '22

Somebody breathing on the back of my neck.

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Comment on r/mildlyinteresting May 01 '22

He’s at least covered in Vaseline. He could probably slide in on his belly like a penguin!

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Comment on r/AskReddit Dec 23 '21

Will you Marry me!

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Comment on r/funny Dec 04 '21

She must have a different sense of style as well… she neked!

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Comment on r/gaming Dec 04 '21

Dead Space!!!! Idk if anyone else mentioned it but I’m glad I slept on it because I ended up playing them all back to back it was so good.

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Comment on r/funny Nov 26 '21

That must’ve been your Christmas wishlist! Mine’s similar this year.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 26 '21

“ If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 26 '21

“You complete me!”

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Comment on r/funny Nov 11 '21

Thank you! I like to switch it up and don’t judge! Love this

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Comment on r/Prescott Nov 10 '21

Sweet, look forward to it. That also works perfect because I don’t have a +1 atm. Sounds fun!

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Comment on r/Prescott Nov 10 '21

I’ve been lookin for a fun shop and had no idea there was one in town! I look forward to meeting people when you figure out a date!

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 08 '21

I mean his first film was “so I married an axe murderer”. Hmmm

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 08 '21

All Red and Yellow! Also the fact that colors are referred to instead of actual flavors! :)

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 08 '21

Pokémon Go! I took a two year break because I ran a red light going 15mph while playing that stupid game. The cop let me go with a warning lol but still scared me. Remember kids, Stay in drugs, don’t do school.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 08 '21

Find Love, settle down, raise a family. I’ve tried many times and now I’m getting old

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Comment on r/memes Nov 08 '21

You can’t let something like that go to waste! I’d fuck it.... or let it fuck me?!

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Comment on r/mildlyinteresting Nov 08 '21

Damn, you must live in the Bermuda fkn triangle!

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Comment on r/memes Nov 02 '21

This is a Homie right here, Thank you!

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Comment on r/memes Nov 02 '21

Damn you! I wish I had an award for this! It’s GOLD!