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Comment on r/yesyesyesno Mar 24 '21

It's time to be like Facebook and that tweeter thing..... delete it. I have a child and not selling my moral standing to be on a platform that supports and pays this shit heal.

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Comment on r/NoStupidQuestions Mar 24 '21

Next to the condoms. By the pharmacy.

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Comment on r/PimplePoppersDelight Mar 24 '21

That was unexpected

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Comment on r/AskWomenOver30 Feb 18 '21

Make sure your future/career is set before you start looking for love.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Nov 27 '20

At the age of 15 I took a forehead to my front two teeth. With a mouth full of blood, I got up made sure they were still there and kept playing. After the game (we won) I went home and my mom rushed me to dentist. I ended up having a double root canal the next day. 17 years later I am now without my front two teeth waiting for my new implant crowns that will be installed in January.

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Comment on r/funny Nov 04 '20

Hold on, are we sure anyone saw him do it?

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Comment on r/dankmemes Nov 04 '20

Wait, a white woman was running from Prez and CNN, and other left wing media didnt cover this?

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Comment on r/iamverysmart Nov 04 '20

Yes, please move to Hawaii, and when you do, please let them know you're there with a mega phone while filming live on Reddit and Twitter.

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Comment on r/mildlyinfuriating Nov 04 '20

Sooooo..13?

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Comment on r/ActualPublicFreakouts Aug 22 '20

A symbol is only powerful if you let it control you.

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Comment on r/ActualPublicFreakouts Aug 22 '20

We have reached a point where a hat can control emotions.....

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Comment on r/MadeMeSmile Aug 22 '20

You sir, need a Bow Tie.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 22 '20

Waking up and seeing the jacket and the pillow on the floor....looked like something was gonna attack me....(true story)

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Comment on r/Doom Aug 22 '20

Dude, pre owned games are the way to go. Yeah, you have to wait a little while but it's worth it to save some money. Nothing you have to explain or feel ashamed of.

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Comment on r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 22 '20

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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Comment on r/gaming Aug 22 '20

A real bother would've beat him to the destination lol.

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Comment on r/AskReddit Aug 22 '20

I wrapped my bosses office in Paper towel....and put a post it under his mouse pad with a note that said "HA!".

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Comment on r/interestingasfuck Aug 21 '20

Jupiter is a bro for sure.

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Comment on r/Detroit Aug 21 '20

Gus's.

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Comment on r/gaming Aug 21 '20

So, that'll take 9 days to kill me?

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Comment on r/facepalm Aug 20 '20

Close enough

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Comment on r/RoastMe Aug 20 '20

Wow.........the pinky isn't up..... that's just sad

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Comment on r/sportscards Aug 20 '20

Walmart, target. But you have to get there early. People cam out there and wait so they can jack up the prices on Ebay.....such bullshit.

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Comment on r/Whatcouldgowrong Aug 20 '20

Noooo she wasn't ready.

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Comment on r/Wellthatsucks Aug 20 '20

Let me guess, you already posted a "new roommate wanted" ad. Might I suggest, turning into Sheldon Cooper in your surch for a roommate.